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bro, does this party have perfectly ripe summer heirloom tomatoes or do we need to pregame?

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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

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Do you wanna play mermaids? Yay. Okay so my tail is light blue and I have ice powers. And I live in the Arctic sea and watch British sailors die horrible deaths while trying to find the Northwest Passage.

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My pigeon and rat

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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

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doubt thou the stars are fire, doubt thou the sun doth move, doubt truth to be a liar, but never doubt Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker are in love. Or whatever Hamlet said

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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Yes there's a typo in the first option but I am not redoing the whole thing

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I saw a narrowboat called Baba Yaga the other day and was Inspired.

Certainly cuts down on time spent going through locks! Just climb out of the water and walk around.

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It may not be life and death, but. I studied literature. And chatgpt cannot read

Why are you using chatgpt to get through college. Why are you spending so much time and money on something just to be functionally illiterate and have zero new skills at the end of it all. Literally shooting yourself in the foot. If you want to waste thirty grand you can always just buy a sportscar.

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Various House on Haunted Hill ads (1959)

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It's Always Sunny in Sunnydale

"Willow gets catfished by a demon"

"Giles bangs Buffy's mom"

"Faith murders a guy"

"The gang blows up their school"

"The gang experiences white guilt"

"The gang does a musical"

"Willow fights a giant penis"

"Willow skins an incel"

"Willow tries to forcefem a teenager"

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I’d like to live through a week that’s not a whole new verse of “We Didn’t Start the Fire.”

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anticipating an exponential increase in murderbot misgendering so I drew something about it

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obligatory Obi-wan Kenobi 2003 clone wars akira drift redraw

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girl you would flourish under my dark tutelage

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oh boy another debut MFA novel about an intellectual getting divorced can't wait