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Brokeback Mountain 2005, dir. Ang Lee

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Me .

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Me, age 10, doing an essay on the pharaoh’s curse for school: huh. So this archeologist that died and everyone thought it was because he disturbed the pharaoh’s tomb actually died because he used a rusty razor to shave and it infected a mosquito bite. I can see how people could come to that conclusion, but it is a bit silly

Me, today, shaving my mosquito bite-ridden legs: I must tread carefully lest I incur the pharaoh’s wrath

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roommates when to a local pride festival and bought me a hat

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Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about

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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

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commission for Vegemiite!

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been watching pokemon journeys and couldnt help thonking

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modern mr Morgan on vacation

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BrownBoi 🤎

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