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I really am tempted to write a Doctor Who fanfiction called Janitor What where the main premise is (while being a pretty major plot hole himself) another timelord who was friends with The Doctor and The Master when they were young on Gallifrey. Only, instead of running in fear or being driven completely mad when forced to stare into The Untempered Schism, he is compelled to clean time and is captive to this illusion that time doesn't have to be so wibbly or wobbly at all. He sort of works as the timelord who actually does his job. Only issue is that his two best friends have gone absolutely off their rockers and he spends most of his time cleaning up their messes. In other words, The Janitor is who patches up plotholes. How did Pete Tyler know to catch Rose in Doomsday? The Janitor. What ever happened to The Valeyard? The Janitor. How are there no Reapers before or after Father's Day? You can thank The Janitor because that's his daleks baby. And The Janitor always shows up in this shipping crate that says Fragile on the side and he's got a tool belt of bullshit like an Ultraviolet Spanner, a Gammaray Hammer, or the Sub-o-matic plunger. Of course, the even better gimmick of it all is when he lands and is asked who the hell he is. I mean it is the very last place one expects to have hired a janitor. Which always prompts a mind boggled, "Janitor? What?"

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Big fan of media that makes you feel like this

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“average Doctor is really really cool” factoid actually just statistical error. average Doctor is very uncool. The ninth doctor who wore a leather jacket 24/7 and told a dalek to kill himself is an outlier and should not have been counted

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Doctor Who season 4 is so delightful because you can tell that The Doctor, on occasion, straight up forgets that he's sad and burned because he's busy being in a sci-fi buddy comedy. And then something will remind him and he'll be like oh! I'm sad and burdened! And Donnas almost always there to be like 'hi sad and burdened. I'm Donna' and he has a completely proportional reaction like 'i would die a thousand deaths for you'.

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David Tennant - in Profile - Left - Part 6

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River + The Doctor + text posts pt. 33/?

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River + The Doctor + text posts pt. 33/?

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River + The Doctor + text posts pt. 33/?

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god it is so funny seeing radfems discover that racism spreads thru their ideology like wildfire and instead of thinking abt why that happens like clockwork they just go “guys stopppppp omg stop being racist pls it’s really ruining the appeal of being a terf who judges people’s worth based on biology/phenotype :(“

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he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal

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i think when we used to point out that a story didn't need a sex scene what we meant was "this story reduces its women to mere sex objects and gives them no interiority so the sex scenes are gratuitous and geared towards the male gaze" it wasn't the sex that bothered us per se it was the objectification of female characters while givig them little to no consequence to the overall story but nowadays people mean "sex is icky and gross and has no merit to ever be portrayed in our arts which should be good and pure and never ever make ME feel discomfort" and it's like. i bet a bowl of unfrosted flakes looks real good to you rn

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“so glad they didn’t over feminize sirius” “femme sirius makes no sense” shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up. kills you with knives. shut up.

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California girls we're unaccountable

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this is it btw (is this appropriate enough??)

Thomas C. Foster points out in his book, HTRLLAP that “ghosts and vampires are never only about ghosts and vampires” meaning that the concept of evil beings can also show up in humans. Foster discusses vampires thoroughly in the chapter, Nice to Eat You: Acts of Vampires of HTRLLAP, explaining that they show up a lot in literature through regular human beings. One TV show that exemplifies this is Hannibal, created by Bryan Fuller. The TV show is based off of a book series including the books, Red Dragon, The Silence Of The Lambs, Hannibal, and, Hannibal Rising. The popular horror movie The Silence Of The Lambs is also based on this book series. Hannibal the series, is about Hannibal Lector, a cannibal serial killer, when he was in mid mid-fourties, and his relationship with an FBI investigator, Will Graham. Hannibal Lecter is an example of a vampire because of his relationship with a young woman named Abigail Hobbs.

Furthermore, Hannibal is an example of a vampire for many reasons, shown throughout the show. He is an older man who has somewhat traditional beliefs. He strongly believes in common courtesy, saying in the show, “Whenever feasible, one should always try to eat the rude.” Abigail is around 18 years old when her father is murder by Will Graham because of his involvement in the deaths of 8 college students. Hannibal and Will effectively take in Abigail as an adopted daughter at this point with Hannibal saying, “Feeling paternal, Will?” Next, the vampire is described as doing “a striping away of her youth, energy, virtue;”(Foster 19) Hannibal definitely fits this part of the character description. Hannibal poses as a trustworthy father figure, as at this point in the story everyone just thinks he’s a psychologist who likes to cook, not a bloodthirsty cannibal. When a man tries to assault Abigail, and she murders him, instead of urging her to report herself and come clean, Hannibal hides the body and cleans up the scene. This is the first act of manipulation that continues throughout their entire relationship. Will Graham grows very attached to Abigail, and Hannibal is obsessively in love with Will Graham. Because of this, Hannibal begins using Abigail Hobbs as a pawn to control Will. He ends up kidnapping her and cutting off her ear to shove down Will’s throat so that he thinks he has become a cannibal too, and eaten his own daughter. In the end, Hannibal murders Abigail, though Will continues hallucinating her for about a season afterwards. This trauma and murder provides, “a continuance of the lifeforce of the old male”(Foster 19) as outlined in HTRLLAP. In conclusion, Hannibal Lecter in the TV show Hannibal is an example of a vampire.

POV casually writing an essay about hannibal for a school assignment

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my English teacher(also my mom btw) has no idea what she's getting into

POV casually writing an essay about hannibal for a school assignment

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POV casually writing an essay about hannibal for a school assignment

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blocking someone who has otherwise good takes because they believe one unforgivably batshit thing