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Engie staring at you during sex like

NO ITS WORSE CUZ HES GOT THOSE AWFUL BLUE EYES AND LOOKS LIKE THIIS

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high off my ass watching Vorobey tf2 toxic cheater exposé feeling like im at a middle school girls only sleep over with him gossiping about the other girls in the class.

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swinging out the gate with pure filth but i recently stumbled upon a scout voice line that made me cream my pants (tumblr doesn't allow links as anon so i'm putting extra parentheses to make sure it doesn't appear as one (https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/4/48/Scout_domination20.wav))

anyways it got me heavy thinking about dom scout because i really truly think this boy is a sadistic motherfucker. huge ego and need to be the best, especially growing up the youngest sibling? having someone stupidly fucked out for him blows his mind.

and i KNOW for a FACT he has a daddy kink, too, and wants a real title to hear the power he has in the moment (plus there's another scout voice line that says "come to daddy" so it's essentially confirmed because i said so).

he's still a little bit of a teenage horndog about it, rolling his eyes back and getting a little nervous when you actually do submit, because he was prepared for a fight.

i would almost say he prefers it, wanting the struggle and the power that comes with quelling the flame in you but never fully, trying to push buttons to get you to give him a shove or a nasty remark so he has an excuse to pounce on you like a predator.

"yeah? you like that? gettin' fucked on daddy's dick?" almost really talking to himself when he drills into you as fast as he physically can, positioned in missionary because he wants to see that pretty face (and tits).

he wants to see overstimulation paint your features, you know that. he also wants to see that feisty side of you just so he can tame it. you push his abdomen the best you can, hands really just shoving his shirt that he didn't bother to take off. it's not working, and all he can do is laugh at your pathetic attempt.

you yank the dog tags that dangle in front of your face, sort of wet because of the sweat he's pouring, not due of the physicality but rather that he's so worked up and thrilled that he's heating up. the chain wrings around the back of his neck a little, not necessarily doing the damage you hoped for. in fact, you can see a switch flip and his eyes darken. uh oh.

his hands slam around your neck, having previously been attached to your waist, and squeeze so hard your vision goes fuzzy at the edges and all the blood rushes from your head. "you wanna choke me? how's it feel ta be fuckin' choked, huh? stupid bitch." he's degrading, harsh because he knows he can be. your eyes well u with tears, threatening to spill, and he grins like a wolf. he loves it.

"oh, what, you gonna cry? you gonna cry now?" he spits at you. that's all it takes before the waterworks start, cooling your warm cheeks and letting him know he's won this round.

there's nothing that stops you from cumming on his cock, completely overwhelmed by feeling and so far gone that it doesn't even matter. scout's overjoyed that he's got a pretty girl so fucking stupid for him that she can't even control her body anymore. he gets so high off the feeling that he can't help but bark out every filthy thought and word he has, a reminder that he is conscious enough to talk and you're so braindead you can't form a word.

"aww" he wipes your tears with the pad of his thumb, "don' cry kid, i'm not even bein' that cruel!" he taps his thumb against your lips, scowling when you turn your head to avoid his digit. he grabs your chin to force your eyes on his. "open up and suck my fuckin' thumb or ill replace it with my cock and fuck your face."

im making my mark as 👽 emoji because i will 100% be back to write more

HELL O?? HELLO 👽!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!! MAKING OUT WITH THE SIDE OF YOUR NECK RIGHT NOW AS WE SPEAK

thank you so much for sending me this, a bit blown awayy right now, i must say. top-tier scout characterization, on GOD. He is MEAN. he is literally a one man bully squad- of course he's gonna overdo it act like a total maniac getting nasty with his obsession.

i love this because i love writing Scout as on the more dominant side, but in a almost playfully sadistic kind of way.

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This isn't intended to be read as anon hate but I feel like if you had just a little bit more autism, you'd be lusting after Clay from Moral Orel instead of Spy tf2

by talos....

also this ask is funny cuz i really want to run a bracket battle of my husbandos from the interactive tier list i made (yes all 100 of them) and i feel like if i were to take a tally to find a percentage of how many of these characters were father figures/father-coded... woof.

(though i dont plan on posting that bracket/the waifu equivalent) bc id feel guilty about posting something so indulgent after i havent actually gotten around to finishing any requests in ages.)

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asserting dominance in a filmbro discord server

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got my sister to listen to Hot Dog this morning! she hated it!

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AAAHHHHH!!!!! HIT 600 FOLLOWERS ON 4/20! GREAT WORK EVERYONE, HIT THE OPIUM DEN!🔥🔥🔥🔥

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I like to think that we all be at nursing homes still talking about fictional dick

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assign me a color ask game results

i was so fortunate as to receive an even 20 responses from asks, and I wanted to make a pie chart to celebrate ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ ! Thank you to all who sent in asks (づ◡﹏◡)づ ᯓ ₊˚⊹♡

Lilac: I love to see you on my dash

Fern: In love with your big juicy brain

Plum: Therapy is a must for you.

Lemon: Dashboard happy pill

Lava: Something is wrong with you (affectionately)

Steel: I constantly wonder if you're ok

Mint: You deserve all of the rights

Space: Too intimidated to DM so I'll just interact until you notice me

Azure: Not a single coherent thought behind that username

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When I was in like year 8 I would go to the upperclassmen library sometimes and there was this girl who was like in year 10 or 11 and I remember one time she was looking at softcore porn of king dice on the school computer

Anyway pyrocore

i love how, for all we know, pyro under the suit could very well look identical to this one girl you once saw in school back then.

but i love this idea! could for sure imagine pyro pulling up sexy versions of cartoon characters on a work desktop, and like- is it appropriate work conduct? not really. but she's in her zone!! her happy place! maybe she bonds with pauling doing this idk, i think it would be cute :3

this ask reminds me of how attack on titan was peaking when i was in 9th grade and i would find memes on pintrest (visual aid below) and copy them out on my home printer and bring them to school in my folder to share with the one other "otaku kid" in my grade during latin class.

(i was too shy to ask for his email so this was the next best thing)

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Where did the headcanon that demo watches hentai come from?

i think it would be funny

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you remind me of the song "smut" by tom leher leaves you with my form of a compliment and killbinds

this ask gave me the confidence to add those two alan moore quotes to my pinned post like i meant to ages ago. thank youuu 🙏

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I hope this doesn't sound mean, but why is Hera your favorite olympian? I genuinely want to know because all the mythology fans I know can barely tolerate her

well for one thing, she really was the courtney love of her time...

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imagine a mid-off between your deep web mercs characters against the mercs as true crime tumblr users. Just Sayin

just imagine how insufferable they'd all be as rival polycules... not one decent roommate among the whole lot of them.

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a bingo on all but one.. God fucking dammit sniper, u absolute bastard, all u do is disappoint me

can i see character opinion bingo for: sniper, spy, the riddler and twilight sparkle? (i hope that's not too many characters, if u don't feel like answering for all it's all good! ilysm my friend! ૮꒰⸝⸝> ̫ <⸝⸝꒱ა)

YASSS

IM SO HAPPY YO GET THIS CAUSE I WAS ITXHING TO DO IT 💚

Credit to @felipe-kuso for the Og bingo!

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Which merc is on page 47 on pornhub with like 20 filters trying to find a bitch that looks like you?

idkw but after reading this my first thought was, "i could see saxton hale doing this, but he's trying to find a guy buff enough for him to project on to"

anyway, nsfw below the cut

who i think would:

demo, but he's on hentai sites, not pornhub.

scout, would because like he has anything better to do.

spy, most likely to be really picky about this sort of thing, even if he knows it's trashy, he can at least pretend to have standards.

soldier, refuses to stop scrolling until he reaches the final page because calling it quits before then is a mark of defeat, and he refuses to surrender.

medic, once he goes fully cumbrain-ed, he knows no bounds.

who wouldn't:

heavy, the shame of it all would get to him well before he'd hit this point.

pyro, doesn't need visual masturbation aid bc it just relies on pure imagination while jacking off.

engie, usually only masturbates to relief tension pulling all nighters in his workshop and doesn't have the time to be scrolling so long.

sniper, has some really intense paraphilias and doesn't have that many videos to select from.

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Do you have any video games you would consider "overrated" or "underrated"?

i gotta say as a MAJOR survival horror fan, i can't for the life of me understand the love for Rule of Rose.

Almost anytime I hear people talking about it, everyone's calling it some underground hidden gem of a game, but it's really not that obscure? like at all?

i heard from sooo many the game was a classic, and really went into the game expecting to like it. like i said, i love survival horror games, and aesthetically the game looks stellar, but after a half-hour or so, i wondered when the game would start getting good. and by 2 hours, i realized this wasn't exactly the game i thought it would be.

i think the reason people are so quick to call it a "hidden gem" is bc of the infamous story of this game getting banned in parts of the world (i believe it was some parts of europe/australia? but i could be way off on that) for allegedly "promoting child abuse," which even as someone who doesn't like this game, that claim is entirely bogus. RoR got a bad reputation, and it never quite garnered the popularity to shed this preconceived notion. which- yeah, that's unfortunate, but cmon now, does that really warrant calling this thing a "hidden classic" ??

personally i always hated the horror trope of "evil/creepy kids" and while I like the fact the kids in the game are just straight up terrible people, rather than them secretly being possessed by demons of being ghosts or something, i feel like there were too many antagonists bc aside from Diana, the other bullies felt very one dimensional. kids can be cruel for no reason like adults can, but the bullies/their bullying was so over the top, and the animal cruelty felt so gratuitous i couldn't take anything that happened to Jennifer seriously.

the combat/controls are comically awful, and i can't count how many times i just ran by enemies bc trying to fight off any of the monsters was such a chore.

there were a few things i liked though! i thought the character designs were very pretty/fit well with the era of the 20s/30s (especially loved Jennifer, Diana, Meg and Eleanore's outfits!) the music wasn't bad. and i like how all the antagonists had respective animal motifs, it was a nice subtle way to distinguish the bullies. i also don't know if this was intentional, but Diana looks like she was modeled after Kirsten Dunst (who i LOVE) and like, idk that felt very meta in a good way!

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(been a rough month for me so far, so i made some little affirmations to cheer myself up ˶•⩊•˶)