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{you didn’t ask but. here are some. snippets of some fics i’m working on. take it}

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Y'all should probably go see if they're ok.

“Great idea! ....” - ★

“And then what?” - ★ “You make sure Crash’s not dead!” -  ⛇ “What about Ben?” - ★ “...What about him?” - ⛇

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Holy shit are they dead

“...Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah-”

- Wow this truck looks really banged up John! I sure hope nobody was actually driving it and it was a ghost all along! Oh wait I see bodies. THERE’S BODIES JOHN. -

“...Possibly.” - ★

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{I JUST REALIZED I PROBABLY SHOULD’VE POSTED THOSE HERE FUCK.}

{...then again people would probably assume it’s my Endgame when no my endgame is breaking ben’s heart obviously.}

car crash x ben headcanons… bc i am a Clown and i am a Fool.

ive had these in my notes for Too Long take them from my dirty hands you shippers

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blame one of my friends on discord

they sent this in an ee chat. and then. this happened.

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{imagine being shorter than ben. cringe.}

just. doodles of ben annoying people part one of maybe three if i can even manage to color the rest of them. cringe.

also yes i hc dark star and spike’s names as zach and zoie sorry folks. also also yes i know dark star is probably canonically taller but. i don’t care. let ben have this.

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Oh shit are you guys ok?

“Oh yeah, I’m fine dude! My nose kinda hurt but I could barely feel it, haha-”

“Oh you meant- you meant them. uH.....” - ★

“..’Cause like, you said you were gonna vibe check him and-” - ★ “No I- yeah. Fuck.” - ⛇

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{I DONT KNOW WHY I WAS GONE BUT IM BACK}

{PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR BEING GONE FOR LIKE... 2 WEEKS??? i just. JKFDSLH I DUNNO WHAT HAPPENED. anyways i’m back now and im just gonna. reblog some stuff i did on my main JKLGDJSKLHG feel free to send stuff again if you want..}

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I wish someone cared about me the same way all of you care about eatch other.

{car crash has been driving without incident for too long bye bye :)}

{no but seriously whoever you are even if nobody cares i care and i wish the best for you}

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I’m sure Ben is fine

“..Yeah, he probably is. He’s just being weird. Again.” - ⛟

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“Wh….What just happened….” -   ⚘  

Crusher, do you have anything you like to do as a hobby? Play any sports, make stuff?

“I used to play football back at school- ..both versions. I’m trying out hockey this year?”“I’m no good at making anything, though…” - ⚘

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Car Crash, where’d you go dude??

“Just to pick up Ben dude! He was standing in the middle of the rain like a complete idiot- and now he’s not saying anything to me! I think he’s still pissed from the whole... accidentally leaving him hanging for almost an hour- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK” *BARELY SWERVES AROUND ANOTHER GODDAMN MAILBOX* - ⛟

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Hey Guys, [THE WORLD]!

“...What?” - ♬

{im sorry this ask has left me very confused KLGDSJKLGKLHS}

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“DON’T TELL HIM.” - ♬

Crusher, do you have anything you like to do as a hobby? Play any sports, make stuff?

“I used to play football back at school- ..both versions. I’m trying out hockey this year?”“I’m no good at making anything, though…” - ⚘

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Tell me literally everything

{*cracks knuckles*  ok this def is not Everything because that will be. ten pages long BUT its set up okay... take it... *crying*}

flamethrower i. i dont know KLJKLFDSKLHJKLH probably had no friends for awhile and some toxic ideals injected in him when he was young that he has to work through Now. KINDA SEE HIM LIVING IN AN APARTMENT BY HIMSELF AND IDK WHY??? JUST. RAMEN NOODLE BOXES EVERYWHERE AND ANIME PLAYING ON THE TV.

ben is a spoiled little bitch boy who’s a momma’s boy and gets almost anything he wants except when he doesnt and then he cries. idk i dont think his dad is really in his life or if he is ben is Not A Fan. he almost never goes outside and has to be dragged out by fred because thats how its always been. 

fred is pretty much the opposite of that. pretty poor, everything of his is beat up hand-me-downs or given to him by ben. i’m not sure which is worse. also he does Not cry like that little bitch baby. he can tie his own shoes, he can- he can put duct tape over whatever breaks! and then put MORE duct tape over it when it breaks again! look, his family tries their best but yaknow....

spike has the best parents who just. don’t care KLGDJKSDLGH not in the bad way but in the “you are your own person and unless you do something shitty we are cool with however you wanna present yourself and we love you very much” kind of family. tbh i kinda see her with the whole “cool gay dads/moms” or somethin... her house is the one they all go to for sleepovers because her parents love all of them :) 

crusher lives with his grandma who is Very Sweet and good and he tries to help take care of her. but his parents were kinda, ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh- bad???? he used to spend most of his time at public places or parties even if it made him uncomfortable because it was better than the house. when gio found out he was like “>:((((( excuse ME no friend of MINE should live like that You’re Moving Now”

dark star just kinda has an Average family who is very exasperated with him and his antics but still love him. they get worried because he wakes up at 12 and wears his pjs everywhere and used to not leave the house except in the middle of the night to stare at the stars in the middle of the goddamn Forest.

AND THE WHOLE GANG HAS A TREEHOUSE SOMEWHERE OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE AND THEY CALL IT THEIR EVIL HIDEOUT THIS IS A FACT. YOU CANT TELL ME THIS ISN’T A FACT.

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{just gonna put this out there}

{if you...ask...i will...hand over..my large stockpile of terrible hcs...for these losers...ive been hiding them in my underground bunker...but i’ll drag them up just for you...because im bored KGKJLDSJKLHGL}

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Petition for Ben's nickname to be "Nice Guy"

“Yeah, that’s vaild.” - ♬