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TIL what mango worms are and i have yet to recover

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Australia has roughly 50 million kangaroos, 700 000 Emus and 300 000 Koalas. Lets say (for the sake of the matter) that a massive factory which manufactures boxing gloves gets attacked by the Emus in order to allow access for the Kangaroos AND FOR THE SAKE OF THE MATTER the Kangaroos decide to put ON the boxing gloves and (for no reason) attack all the states while everyone is quarantined from Covid-19 and SUPPOSEDLY they decided to overrun the Military as no one and nothing can stop the Falcon Punch’s those fucking Kangaroos use as they barrel through the Military and the Navy and eventually take over and decide to rule Australia as payback for the fires AND LETS JUST SAY they override the internet and our communication with the outside world so no one knows but somehow blame it on the Chinese Government. Would you say if this was the case (WHICH IT MOST DEFINITELY ISN’T) that somewhere in the world, a country would sent support? asking for a friend

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