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Neo: *Sign* “Ever since I found religion. I am a changed woman who lives with god in my heart.”

Jaune: “That’s wonderful news for you. Glad you found religion, Neo.”

Neo: *Sign* “Which’s why I’m going to 🍇 you in the name of my god.”

Jaune: “Excuse me?”

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(Ask, crossover au)

Ichigo, who would you think is a better training partner, Zoro or X-23?

“Yes.” Ichigo flatly replied, looking at his sparring partners who were stalking towards to him, testing out his defense and trying to get through his defense.

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Impossible by Omar@OBazzotto

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Prompt: Crossover Au

Fandom: Danganronpa x Blue Achive

Meme: Crossover Crack Ship

Makoto Naegi x Yurizono Seia

Foresight Luck/Seikoto

Makoto Naegi:

X

Yurizono Seia:

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Prompt

Crossover Farmer AU

Bulma fucked up the hover car while at the countryside and now she is stuck. She goes to the closest farm to ask for help and when she sees Clark... immediately she gets her flirt on with the himbo who is just showing her southern hospitality.

(Flirt)

“And I just fixed that damn rust bucket.” Bulma grumbled as she walked up to the porch of the nearby farm she was fortunate enough to find. “Let hope they’re hospitable folks to a poor, beautiful rich girl.”

The beautiful genius rings the doorbell and waits for the resident to open the door and hopefully get her help or let her stay for the night until she can figure out what is happening with her hover car.

The door open and Bulma breath hitched. A total hunk appeared in her sight, tall with a huge, muscular body and short black hair and beautiful deep blue eyes that almost seemed to glow under the light.

“How can I help you young lady?” Clark asked, his deep voice rumbled out with a kind smile.

“A phone call and you and me in bed together.” Bulma immediately forgets about her problems, her mind focused on flirting with the muscular himbo hunk who was still smiling at her with his farmer hospitality and rugged good looks.

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Prompt, Crossover Crack Pairing

Naruto x Blake x Weiss

Orange Monochrome/Black & White & Orange, Orange Snowflake

Naruto Uzumaki:

X

Blake Belladonna:

X

Weiss Schnee:

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(Ask, crossover au)

Asami Sato asking Kyle Rayner if he was able to would he date or marry her?

(Would You Date Me or Would You Marry Me? meme)

"What?" Kyle said, confusion in his voice, looking at Asami who was coyly looking at him, leaning forward to him with a flirtatious smile on her red lips

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Prompt: Crossover Au

Fandom: Danganronpa x Blue Archive

Meme: Love Calculator

Makoto Naegi x Yurizono Seia

Love Calculator Result:

39% - Love like this can be seen in the eyes of a dog wanting to continue playing fetch with its exhausted owner – longing, yet not currently viable

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(Ask, fusion au, cyber alien au, crossover au)

Steve Roger, how did you end up meeting Panam Palmer on this weird planet?

“Red Skull was experimenting with the Cosmic Cube and it sent me to this alien planet where I am stranded on with Ms.Palmer who’s not from my earth and thus is stranded in this universe until we can figure out how to get out of this alien planet.” Steve replied, looking at the tan-skinned nomad who was looking out of the window with a deep, thinking look.

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(Ask, crossover au)

Shirou, when you are training with Maia, does she use seduction tactics to throw you off your game?

“Keep your eyes on me or you’ll be tasting dirt~” The crude but seductive voice of Maia said in a sing-song.

Shirou cheeks burned red with embarrassment and arousal as he tried to keep his eyes on Maia ruggedly beautiful face and not her bouncy, firm chest.

“She…She does seduction tactics to get in my head.”

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(Prompt, crossover au)

Crossover Crack Ship: Ichigo Kurosaki x Laura Kinney/X-23

Ichiura/Lauigo/Feral Moon

Ichigo Kurosaki:

X

Laura Kinney/X-23:

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(prompt, crossover, naruto x kuroinu, relationship status) Relationship between Naruto and Olga?

Relationship Status: From Enemies to Friends to Lovers

Olga and Naruto started off as enemies with Olga viewing Naruto as lesser and Naruto doesn’t appreciate her tolerating demons raidind, murdering, enslaving and r*ping Eos. But as time went on they became friends with Plga becoming more kinder and less bitter about human and Naruto sympathies with Olga pain and her people being sentenced to fate worse than death and swore to help her dream of seeing her people being free from slavery and near-extinction. At some point, they became intimate lovers with future plans to settle down and build a family together when peace between human, high elf and dark elfs were finally established.

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Awkward Encounter (Invincible x RWBY Crossover)

*Team RWBY was in the Emerald Forest, walking down the path leading to Mount Glenn while having a heated debate*

Weiss: "Yang, shut up!"

Yang: "I'm being serious and telling the truth, Weiss. Neptune was eyeing my tits like a steak!"

Ruby: "Are we seriously having this talk? Shouldn't we be focused on the Wyrvern that was spotted close to the mountain?"

Blake: *exhales* "You want me to talk about the latest chapter of 'Ninjas of Love'?"

Ruby: *grossed out* "NO!!"

*As Weiss and Yang's argument continued, a green portal appeared above the quartet, and a costumed youth around WBY's age came through the portal*

????: *angry* "ANGSTROM! Leave my family--!" *looks around, seeing his new surroundings* "Oh, shit. Not again."

*Team RWBY looks up to see the stranger as he descends to the ground*

Ruby: *geeking out* "Oh, my Gods! A superhero!"

Weiss: *confused* "Where did he come from?"

Blake: "No idea, especially since he looks like he's around our age."

????: "Hey, uh, can you guys help me out. I'm in a bit of a situation back home."

Yang: "Hey, masked cutie, can you help settle this argument? You got a girlfriend?"

Ruby: "Yang, what the fudge?! Seriously!?"

Weiss: "Really, Yang! With a stranger we just met?!"

????: *groans* "Ugh, not anymore! What's this about?"

Yang: *points to her bust* "So, my breasts better than your ex-girlfriend's?"

*The stranger blinks behind his goggles, his attention shifts to Yang's breasts, then quickly looks away*

????: *mutters "Yeah"* "Look, I really need some help here."

Yang: *turns to Weiss* "See! Told ya Neptune ain't shit! If a superhero who just got dumped is eyeing my girls, then that should tell you--!"

Weiss: *glares at Yang* "Shut up! You're being vain--" *turns to the stranger* "--and you, whoever you are, deserved to be dumped if you're gawking at another woman's breasts!"

Blake: *blinks* "Seriously, who are you?"

????: "Oh, me, I'm--"

*Team RWBY blinked, exchanging looks for a moment, then returned their attention to Invincible*

Ruby: "Cool name!"

Weiss: "Corny, honestly."

Blake: "Better than X-Ray and Vav, honestly."

Yang: "It's interesting."

*Suddenly, a green portal opens up behind Team RWBY, much to their confusion and Invincible's relief*

Invincible: "Oh, thank God." *chagres into the portal* "ANGSTROM!!"

*After Invincible enters through the portal, it closes, leaving the quartet confused with various questions*

Yang: "...So, does he have an invincible dong?"

Ruby: *smacks her sister in the back of her head* "STOP IT!"

Blake: "Did anyone else notice that...pause? No, just me?"

Weiss: "...I still think you're talking out of your ass, Yang."

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End of the First Week Reblog

My Current Mood (August 11th to August 25th)

AU: Farmer AU, Horror AU: Werewolf AU, Fusion AU: Cyberpunk AU + Horror AU: Slasher AU: Cyber Slasher AU, Law and Crime AU: Criminal AU: Mafia AU, Fusion AU: Alien AU + Cyberpunk AU: Cyber Alien AU, Fusion AU: Barbarian AU: King of Barbarian AU + Alien AU: Alien Barbarian King AU, Cyberpunk AU + Horror AU: Cyber Horror AU, Fusion AU: Cyberpunk AU + Law and Crime AU: Criminal AU - Mafia AU: Cyber Mafia AU

General Moods: Comedy, Song Fic, Crossover Ship, Conan-inspired barbarian, Odd Friendship, Odd Couple, Action, Cyberpunk, Horror, Psychological Horror

Main Muses: Naruto Uzumaki, Ichigo Kurosaki, Rorona Zoro, Clark Kent/Kal-El/Superman, Steve Roger/Captain America, Ruby Rose, Yurizono Seia, Bulma Brief, Asami Sato, Rapi (Nikke), Maia (Kuroinu)

Main Male Muses: Roman Torwick, Vegeta, Tobirama Senju, Portas D. Ace, Zeoticus Gremory, Chris McClain, Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez, Prince Sidon, Loki Odinson / Laufeyson, Kyle Rayner/Green Lantern

Main Female Female: Panam Palmer, Laura Kinney/X-23, Darth Zannah (Rain), Mimi Tachikawa, Penelope Spectra, Marie Mjolnir, Miranda Lawson, Larxene, Wilma Flintstone, Rhaenyra Targaryen

Meme: Crossover Crack Ship, Love Calucator, Relationship Status, Would You Date Me or Would You Marry Me?, Timed Wedding

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(Prompt, fusion au, cyberpunk au, law and crime au, criminal au, mafia au, crossover au)

Relationship Status: Shirou Emiya x Rapi

Relationship Status: Boss/Employee/Potential Lovers

Shirou and Rapi has a professional boss/employee relationship with Shriou having full trust in Rapi and Rapi is loyal to him to fault and willing do as she was order. In addition, there's a potential upgrade from professional to romance.

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(Ask, crossover au)

Ruby, what do you and Mimi Tachikawa like to talk about when you two hang out?

"Just your typical girl fstuffs. Like talking about guns and which digimon are cooler than the last one." Ruby replied, looking at her new friend, Mimi Tachikawa who was looking at her Crescent Rose with awe while she looked at the digimon in great interest.

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(Ask, crossover au)

Zeoticus, how you ended up having Maia work under your servitude?

“I do have to thank Michelle for summoning from my home to his chamber and allowing me to met my future knight.” He watched as Maia cut down demons, slavers and the kuroinu mercenaries with swift speed and lethality. His smile displayed his pride and excitement.