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do NOT trust what you think about your life after 7pm for real. we've all heard the advice but for real. yesterday i was fully prepared to kick off a plan to move to connecticut by this time next year.
#context; i have no friends or family in ct#and no prospects that arent just as good as the ones i already have
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I know we are all like "people in caveman times would drill holes in their head to relieve headaches" andwe go oh that's so stupid that's so dumb but like. then I get a headache and I'm like.ooooh I get it I get it. Grug prepare the drill.
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i think of this image at least once a month its so funny how this is just what its actually like
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I'll never get over how americans talk about watching "foreign films" like this hardcore cinephile poetic soul activity instead of what it is which is just watching a movie not made in the us
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what if your doppelganger loved being you more than you ever loved being yourself. they're better at being you and everyone loves them and it feels almost selfish to want your life back. i want clone horror but the horror is that the thing trying to replace you is also the person you always wanted to be.
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Had an abortion and the planned parenthood staff brought out a sombrero and a fried ice cream w a sparkler in it and sang a song about how I shouldn’t feel bad because the baby was ugly
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finding out what all the wolf 359 cast do while they weren’t VAing their characters is wild. Zach Labresco does improv clowning. Scotty Shoemaker runs a renewable energy non-profit. Cecilia Lyn-Jacobs is a professionally trained dancer. Alan Rodi is a substitute teacher who teaches music with hand puppets to kids. Emma Sherr-Ziarko is in every single audio drama ever. Noah Masur is a software engineer. Zach Valenti has 15 side gigs. Michaela Swee has a PHD IN CLINICAL PSYCHOLOGY ??
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Getting all the microplastics in my body 3D printed into a macroplastic of my choice
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AND TELL SUE LE I SAID HER SUGAR COOKIE LOOKS BAD BUT I AM GLAD SHE CONTRIBUTED IT TO THE WIKICOMMONS PAGE ALL THE SAME
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