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Is this anything?
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me sexting:
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had a dream that I met a wizard and we fell in love and became unhealthily attached to each other so we decided to meld into one single creature together but the process was horrifically slow and painful and most of the dream was us lying in bed holding hands while lesions opened up in our skin and seeped out blue and green fluid and the wizard said "this is going to take a very very long time" and I said "that's ok"
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Capitalism is a parasite. Capitalists have no new ideas, only more plunder of labor value.
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white pikmin are my favorite kind of pikmin and it’s all cuz of that one gif
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Do you guys remember this, literally what was it for? it feels like a fever dream because there’s no explanation
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*examines your pdf folder* have you read them all?
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Community college professors: this semester with all of you has been a great experience and a major example of dynamic exchanging of opinions. Exemplary work, everyone. Enjoy your well deserved summer break and feel free to reach out to me if you need absolutely anything in the future; letter of recommendation, shadowing, or even a simple question from future frameworks you’re studying. Thank you for such a great semester.
University professors: grades have been submitted. Get Outlook for iPhone
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“Hey, I like this color and it looks great on me!” you say one day.
Six years later you open your closet and nearly every shirt you own is the same shade of rusty red-orange. Help.
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