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Excuse you some of us suck both

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I get my blackout blinds from Dunelm. Screw you, I like nice things.

If you’re extra paranoid get some black paper and stick it on your damn windows. If anyone asks, you work shifts.

I know a guy who unironically bought himself a double Snuggy Pod because he liked having the feeling of something other than the ceiling overhead but didn’t want to act like a fossil.

Seriously people. It’s not that hard. Yeesh.

Alternatives To Sleeping in Coffins

An Illustrated Guide For Vampires

1. Privacy Tent

2. Antique Chinese Wedding Bed

3. Victorian Box Bed

4. Canopy Bed

5. Full Body Wearable Blanket + Novelty Halloween Mask of Choice

6. Hyperrealistic Black Bear Sleeping Bag (with built in ‘Do Not Disturb’ feature)

7. Tinfoil Bodysuit (For maximized UV protection)

8. Blackout Curtains You Fucking Vampiric Dumbass

in conclusion why in fuck’s name are you sleeping in coffins to begin with you utter shitmuppets

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What is wrong with all these pop culture dumbasses anyway, I’m not even that old and the thought of doing anything to a kid that age - well, apart from running the hell away from it - makes me fecking nauseous. They’re so LOUD and STUPID and hello, have you seen the so-called-fashion sense of the average seventeen year-old these days? NO THNX.

ancient vampire characters who pursue teenagers like.... romantically... you are absolutely swagless. die

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HEY! That’s on you - I don’t enjoy other people’s rigs without consent!

climbing into my computer to have hot nasty sex w the installation wizard

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I resent the implication that I’d need to climb into my computer to have sex with any part of it.

climbing into my computer to have hot nasty sex w the installation wizard

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@fiadhnot​

(at least when a cat acts like a total moron you just get ammo for Insta)

Thinking of adopting one of the street cats I feed, but can’t decide which clan mate to name it after for lulz

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@fiadhnot​ if she picks the REALLY dumb one she should name it Matt -_-

...not that the boy deserves having anything named after him except possibly an exceptionally fake hole in the floor or something else pretending to have depth.

Thinking of adopting one of the street cats I feed, but can't decide which clan mate to name it after for lulz

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When the local Lasombra doesn’t turn their brain on first XD

this is absolutely sending me

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Feel like Dade’d just be jealous the cat can lick its own arse.

Elsie strikes me as more of the cat type.

Or if you got a really manky-looking moggy you could call it Mister Roth, I reckon he’d get a kick out of it ;)

Thinking of adopting one of the street cats I feed, but can't decide which clan mate to name it after for lulz

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If you said Max had crapped on your carpet I’d assume it was the two-legged asshole rather than a four-legged asshole which can only lead to hilarity.

Thinking of adopting one of the street cats I feed, but can't decide which clan mate to name it after for lulz

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tbh I feel like this is one of the most valid ways for a bunch of nobles to go out

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I can’t help feeling like telling/going somewhere with the teeny baby Ventrue idiot is possibly WORSE and somehow MORE irresponsible than flying solo... -_- 

What is the point of me laying out all my mistakes if you don’t learn from them?

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What is the point of me laying out all my mistakes if you don’t learn from them?

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YOU DID WHAT 

What is the point of me laying out all my mistakes if you don’t learn from them?

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Only if you get caught.

Your local Brujah on any given Friday night, really fucking pushing it with this Masquerade shit.

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We need a new word. I know quite a few dead fascists and they’re still a bunch of absolute dicknuggets. Mega dead? Dead and buried’s no good cos the buggers come back. Dead and dusted?