#vampire life

[thedepartmentofdiscoveries]

🦇🧛‍♀️🩸

[vampireseawitch]

[vampiresbloodbag]

The urge to be a vampire, living in a castle all by myself. Listening to classical music, playing the violin in the middle of the night, luring the local town folk into the woods and drinking their blood,

[tiphares]

she luvs it 😭💖

[luvghostie]

Heyyy ! I hope you're okay and I was wondering if you could write about Art the clown with a female or gender neutral reader who is also an immortal killer in need of blood to drink ( they also fight with a chainsaw ) thank you again so much for lighting up our days with your amazing writing! You're the best !!

ᴀᴡᴡ, ᴛʜᴀɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ, ᴅᴀʀʟɪɴɢ!! ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ<𝟹

╰┈➤𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐀 𝐅𝐄𝐌

𝐈𝐌𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐋 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑 𝐈𝐍 𝐍𝐄𝐄𝐃 𝐎𝐅 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃

ғᴇᴍᴀʟᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ

ᴛᴡ: ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ, ᴠɪᴏʟᴇɴᴄᴇ, sᴇᴍɪ ɴsғᴡ, ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴀɴɢᴜᴀɢᴇ

Humankind, something the killer clown hated. Everyone was the same in his eyes. Complaining, depressed, those which were utmost useless to him. However, that didn't mean they weren't good targets. Art quite enjoyed the way people screamed. Hearing his victims beg for their life right before he caved their skulls. Ah, it always filled him with tremendous satisfaction.

Speaking honestly, things weren't always happy-go-lucky. Just like everyone else and anything else... Art got lonesome. He wanted to love and be affectionate like others. Deep down, Art was very human. Yes, He couldn't die but, something in him needed to be cared for. When he first laid eyes on you he knew you were the one. The way the blood dripped from your lips. The beautiful twinkle in your gleaming eyes. Not to mention, the badass chainsaw you carried on your person. At that moment, everything changed for him.

Art has so many questions to ask you. For instance, what's the best way to kill with a chainsaw? Would his blood taste good? And, how did you become immortal? You can ask him questions as well. In fact, he loves Trivia!! Whenever you asked how he became immortal it was very surprising.

“I shot myself in the back of the head. Next thing I knew I woke up in a body bag and met a little me:D”

Throughout the day's Art will supply you with much blood. If you have a preferred blood type you might wanna tell him- A, B, O+? He'll try his hardest to find it. Before you mentioned the variety he had no idea. His eyes shifted left to right while his face was more stunned. What was he supposed to do with the leftover bodies? Oh, free dinner!!

Art plays with your chainsaw when you're gone. He doesn't understand how one works, thus, now's the time to learn! He probably hurt himself a bunch from just trying to turn it on. He's great at killing but how the hell did you carry this? Did your back not ache? If it did he'll offer massages to ease your pain. (he likes hearing you moan/groan from relief. Little horny mime.)

Little off-topic, but you're so cool and sexy that Art gets hard easily. If you don't like him he won't ever force you to do anything you don't want to. Over time, he’ll get over his feelings and take being your partner in crime. On the other hand, if you like him as well then just tell him, love. He'll no doubt be extremely happy that you feel the same. Also, he finally gets to touch your body. Sexual or nonsexual he loves physical touch. Having sex in his eyes is just a plus!!

Whenever you get done drinking blood or eating he'll attempt to flirt. He's one of those people that will say, “you have an eyelash on your face.” so they can touch you. Previously spoke of, he loves attention and affection. If you know you don't have anything on your face, let him go for it. It makes his day caressing your skin.

“Y/n, you have a little blood on your face. Let me get it silly!!”

[miaeons]

when ur bein mean 2 me, this is who ur bein mean 2 🤷🏻‍♀️

[anerianaa]

Noble high elf Tav before she fell for Astarion.

[rosalie-starfall]

Nadja of Antipaxos

What We Do in the Shadows : Pilot

[askesmecullen]

What does trauma look like for a vampire?

Emotional and mental trauma for vampires is the same as it is for humans. The one difference is that human memories can fade with time while vampires can recall every single exact moment of a traumatic experience for the rest of existence.

Physical trauma is rare, but if a vampire receives a traumatic physical injury, it's either been at the hands of another vampire or a shapeshifting wolf.

[rawdickulousreturn]

[chrissy-kaos]

Hey you're the one that chose a vampire girlfriend 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[vampireseawitch]

[elirainy]

TV show and movie moodboard series

~ part 9 ~

Twilight

[tiphares]

blessed @ the thrift again w ANOTHER vintage italian velvet bedspread ... 🤯🤯🤯 i s2g ihad this exact 1 in my etsy wishlist (its goin 4 500 usd .. i paid 24 n had a 5 dollar off coupon) im so hppy 😭

[sunflxwerelfgirl]

Blood of my enemies but make it cute

[miaeons]