6yin6yang6

[6yin6yang6]

I've seen a lot of lesbian art of robot girls and their engineers over the years. And I was wondering about the human equivalent of this, if any. I guess it would be doctors, right? But doctors aren't typically messing with your vital organs while you're awake. They have to sedate you. Cause otherwise it'll - I have reinvented Medic TF2.

[6yin6yang6]

conservatives have fully lost the plot its actually extremely normal for little kids to pretend to be animals. it's a pretty essential part of their mental development and helps them practice creative skills actually. if a kid comes up to you and says "I'm a kitty cat" you don't need to reality check them. it's fine actually. the correct response is to say "are you? have you caught any mice today? what kind of kitty cat? do you have orange stripes? should we have tuna salad for lunch?"

[6yin6yang6]

Not pertinent to anything in particular but I do think it's kinda weird that we keep depicting cavemen in media crawling around on all fours covered in dirt with tangled, matted hair, speaking in broken, cobbled-together toddler language when like.

They were us.

Like literally genetically they were US, just like. A while ago.

Like

Would you trust a TV caveman with a baby? Probably not

A real life caveman though??? I think they'd be at least okay at it

[6yin6yang6]

got pulled into HR today because i "can't tell people of my hydra powers" and "hydra powers aren't a thing."

[6yin6yang6]

you're allowed to say "sex" on the internet. See? I just did it. Sex. Sex sex sex. You don't have to say s*x or smex or Adult Fun Times or s3x or "spice" any other variation of self-censorship on tumblr dot com you can just spell out the word SEX i am going to scream until the heat death of the universe

[6yin6yang6]

i hauve a cold

[6yin6yang6]

hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god

[6yin6yang6]

Jimmy Carter appreciation post.

[6yin6yang6]

“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo

[6yin6yang6]

Choose one....

[6yin6yang6]

can’t have seasonal affective disorder if i say that winter isn’t real it was just invented by Big Vivaldi to sell all four of his seasons

[6yin6yang6]

Fucked up that you have to go to work during the winter. Should be curled up in a little nest with several months' supply of food stocked up right now.

[6yin6yang6]

i am not like y’all , i will open tumblr in public without a second thought . if you’re invading my privacy by looking at my phone , i will scar you in return

[6yin6yang6]

im into some fucked up shit. raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens. brown paper packages tied of with strings. i could go on but you couldnt even handle it

[6yin6yang6]

People skip my escort quest due to my low walk speed and lackluster quest rewards

[6yin6yang6]

hysterectomy should be an informed consent procedure full stop. it should be illegal to deny someone a hysterectomy based on their age or based on them not having kids or based on their spouse/partner not signing off on it. anyone over 18 should be allowed to make that decision.