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i’m gonna do my best to see the northern lights even though it’s not even close to where we are
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people who talk on the phone while in public restrooms: why
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i cant be the only one who enjoys sleeping on the floor right
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cows all over the world turn this off right now

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i spent the first part of my birthday in big bear, and then got whisked away to spend time with @guckyscarf and his weird friends. get yourself a boyfriend who has zero sense of time management or sticking to deadlines and instead spends four whole ass days in vegas randomly.
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am i being flirted with or just bullied: a mystery written by me
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is it really a date if you don’t take fourteen bathroom selfies in the middle of it?
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heart shaped necklaces that say “find me in the future” “there you are sweetheart sorry i’m late i was looking everywhere for you”
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floor time
get on the floor. it will cure you
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I think soulmates are real but they r made not found and also they are your friends
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so like potentially my birthday is in 11 days and i have no plans so ummmmmmmm
help
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it’s women’s day which means we are supposed to kiss each other
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i figured out why everyone said i looked like hot dumpster trash yesterday, i’ve spent most of the day in bed with a mcfreakin migraine and my dumb ass didn’t realize what was happening last night
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tumblr stop advertising kindle to me you know i can’t read
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