7knives
7knives
1000+ years old vampires please interact
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Seven▪️27▪️he/him▪️nb▪️big fan of horror, space and knives
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7knives · 15 hours ago
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the worst part about grief is that it feels like the world should be horrendously earth shatteringly changed, and to an extent it IS but its also the same. to everyone else it's just another tuesday. the world moves on. you have to go grocery shopping.
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7knives · 15 hours ago
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when I was in high school my dad was speeding like crazy because I was running late to my job at the cemetery. and the cop who pulled him over gave him three whole tickets because who the hell goes 95 in a 25??? but then, when my dad went to court the cop didn’t show, and so the judge looked over at the charges and just couldn’t believe it. he thought the cop must’ve been so racist that he made it up because who the hell goes 95 in a 25? so my dad got all 3 tickets dismissed bc of racism. that he didn’t even experience because he was in fact going 95 in a 25.
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7knives · 15 hours ago
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Those sugar baby bot comments get me cause I absolutely would send you pictures of my ass or w/e for Four Thousand dollars a week but I know they're not real. Don't even joke lad
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7knives · 15 hours ago
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Book Ask Game!
What's your favorite book?
What's your favorite book series?
What's a book/series you love to recommend to people?
What's a book/series you would never recommend to people?
How many books have your read this year?
What's the best book you've read this year?
Do you prefer fiction or nonfiction?
What are your favorite genres?
What's one book you think everyone should read?
What was your favorite book/series when you were growing up?
What's a book you hate passionately (provide reasons if you want)?
What is a trope you love?
What is a trope you hate?
Who is your favorite author?
Do you have an author you will read anything they recommend and/or write?
What's a theme/motif you love to read?
What's the weirdest book you've ever read?
What's the scariest book you've ever read?
Do you prefer long or short books?
Who's your favorite book character?
How many books did you read last year?
Have you met any authors?
What's your favorite book that you own (as in coolest edition/signed/important to you)?
I know people have done these before but I thought it would be fun to write something out! Feel free to use for all your ask game enjoyment! <3
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7knives · 15 hours ago
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you could post just the word “bush” (kate? george w? hw? vegetation? pubic hair?) and someone will reply “well i shave because of sensory issues” regardless
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7knives · 15 hours ago
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the holy trinity: the father (fuck it we ball) the son (it is what it is) the holy spirit (to be cringe is to be free)
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7knives · 15 hours ago
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2008-11-17
You’ll be fine OK We’ll make stupid mistakes the thing is to learn from them You seem like a sweet girl Take care
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7knives · 15 hours ago
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drawing a dog demi girl goddess
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7knives · 15 hours ago
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i had a dream two nights ago where i was being shown around a fancy medieval port, and my guide said "this coast used to have two ports, Mangeet and Totoga, but in recent years we've combined them both into one - Port ManTo" and i actually woke up with a fucking start
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7knives · 15 hours ago
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Guy who's never been around fish before when he finds out that his pet fish likes to jump out of its tank to take "walks" around his bedroom: Oh no :( .......we need to put bowls of water around on the floor to make things easier for him...what if he falls on the floor and can't get back into his tank?
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7knives · 15 hours ago
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if u were to make up a boring character and give them a hobby snail keeping would probably be the one u choose but let me make this clear……. snail keeping is anything other than boring
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7knives · 15 hours ago
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I love using "by the way" as a segue into topics that are completely unrelated to the matters at hand. it isn't remotely by the way, quite a ways out of the way in fact. a little adventure
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7knives · 15 hours ago
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if he were a botanist he'd be spruce greensbean
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7knives · 15 hours ago
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7knives · 15 hours ago
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I was born in the late nineteen hundreds
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7knives · 22 hours ago
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look we need to talk.........idiot to idiot
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7knives · 22 hours ago
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anybody else feel like they have blood on their hands and are drowning in a river of blood coming from the society and lifestyle we live or is it just me
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