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[84ttl3r4l1f33]

THE APP ISNT ANYBETTER LUL!!! it’s barely haning on a thread lul (wouldnt wantnit any other way) BUT IT ISNT UR FAULT I THOUGHT U WERE BUSY!!!! lul!!!))

Y4H… SUR3… WUT D053 C0MM0N 53N53 H4V3 2 D0 W1TH 4NNNNNNNNNNNY 0F TH15?! UR JU5T 1NT1M4T3D 8Y M3!

(th4t5 pr8IIy 1t.. wut 3l53 c0uId 1t 83?)

[ At this point, Schlingo was making it his personal mission to get into Guest’s personal space. Even though he was standing on tippy toes. ]

C0M3 0NNNNNNN!!! !U5T F355 UP! 4DM1T 1T!!! 4DM1T UR !U5T 4 5C4RDY C4T UND3R N34TH TH4T F4CUD3 U PUT UP!! UR T00 MUCH 0F 4 5C4RDY C4T T0 F1GHT M3 1V1!! M0N0 3 M0N0..

[ Schlingo is standing as chest to chest as he reasonably could with guest. His neck is completely craned up to look Guest in the eye. Despite how funny the image is, Schlingo IS being completely serious. ]

I C0UID T0TZ B34T U IN 4 1V1 D0NT TRY M3 0ID F4RT >X)!!!!

(1gn0r3 th4t t1m3 1 l05t th4t w45 t0t4IIy 5cr1pt3d + 5t4g3d + d1dnt h4pp3n + d3lu510n4I)

- 5chI1ng0 J0h4m35 ( @84ttl3r4l1f33 )

Ω = [ Guest just shook his head, grinning. He seemed almost bewildered, really. A 1v1? Oh, the youth these days . . . ]

“ Really now? ”

Ω = [ He asked, trying to hide his amusement. ]

“ And just how many '1v1s' as you called them have you challenged others to and won? "

[84ttl3r4l1f33]

WUT 1D 3V3N D0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! H4T3R5 G0NN4 H4T3 :/…

'.--/..../---//../...//-/..../../.../..--..////"

(Who is this?)

"WHAT ARE YOU?"

*it leans over him, confused as he's not in any of my files*

- @ask-cataclysm

WH0 R U!!!!! U C0M3 1NT0 MY H0U53!!! QU35T10N MY 3X15T4NC3!! G3T W1T TH3 PR0GR4M P4IIY!!!

[84ttl3r4l1f33]

'.--/..../---//../...//-/..../../.../..--..////"

(Who is this?)

"WHAT ARE YOU?"

*it leans over him, confused as he's not in any of my files*

- @ask-cataclysm

WH0 R U!!!!! U C0M3 1NT0 MY H0U53!!! QU35T10N MY 3X15T4NC3!! G3T W1T TH3 PR0GR4M P4IIY!!!

[84ttl3r4l1f33]

WUTZ 15 1T 2 U?! 1 !U5T I1K G3TT1NG 1NT0 F1GHT5!!! 1T 1N5T 4 CR1M3!! G0D F0R81D 4 GUY H4V3 H088135!

[ Schlingo was stretching his arms over his head slightly. Before Puffing his chest out. Trying to make himself appear larger- Even though if they stood side by side, He would barely only come up to Guest’s chest- ]

WUTTTTT!!! U 5C4R3D 0F G3TT1NG UR 455 H4ND3D 2 U ?! C0M3333 0N!!!! I1V3 4 I1TTI3!!! H4V3 5UM FUN OID M4N!! 0R 1T 83CUZ U R I1K.. 4 P0I1C3 0FF1C3R 0R C045T GU4RD 0R SMTH?! TH4T Y?

I C0UID T0TZ B34T U IN 4 1V1 D0NT TRY M3 0ID F4RT >X)!!!!

(1gn0r3 th4t t1m3 1 l05t th4t w45 t0t4IIy 5cr1pt3d + 5t4g3d + d1dnt h4pp3n + d3lu510n4I)

- 5chI1ng0 J0h4m35 ( @84ttl3r4l1f33 )

Ω = [ Guest just shook his head, grinning. He seemed almost bewildered, really. A 1v1? Oh, the youth these days . . . ]

“ Really now? ”

Ω = [ He asked, trying to hide his amusement. ]

“ And just how many '1v1s' as you called them have you challenged others to and won? "

[84ttl3r4l1f33]

P55555555555HHHHHHHHHHHH-!!!!!!! 1 G3T 1NT0 F1GHT5 I1K!!! 4II TH3 T1M3!!!

(1 3v3n w45 4 80unch3r 4 4 84r th4t i u53d 2 fr3uq3nt… 1 f0rg3 t Y 1 5t0pp3d th0ugh..)

[ it’s pretty easy to assume under that mask, Schlingo has the biggest shit eating grin known man. He’s currently rolling up his hoodie sleeves ]

1V3 T4K3N 0N PPI WH0 W3R3 W4YYYYY 81GG3R TH4N U 0ID M4N… U B4R3IY 3V3N 1NT1M1D4T3 M3 BR4H!!!

(1 3v3n f33I f1n3!!!! p55555555hhhhh h34d tr4um4 5chm3d tr4um4!!!)

I C0UID T0TZ B34T U IN 4 1V1 D0NT TRY M3 0ID F4RT >X)!!!!

(1gn0r3 th4t t1m3 1 l05t th4t w45 t0t4IIy 5cr1pt3d + 5t4g3d + d1dnt h4pp3n + d3lu510n4I)

- 5chI1ng0 J0h4m35 ( @84ttl3r4l1f33 )

Ω = [ Guest just shook his head, grinning. He seemed almost bewildered, really. A 1v1? Oh, the youth these days . . . ]

“ Really now? ”

Ω = [ He asked, trying to hide his amusement. ]

“ And just how many '1v1s' as you called them have you challenged others to and won? "

[84ttl3r4l1f33]

one day i’m gonna snap and just send G4YYYYYYY!!! to someones blog and then be so ashamed i did mark my words :) ))

[84ttl3r4l1f33]

[84ttl3r4l1f33]

*he gets a letter attached to a brick thrown through his window by a random Taph, it has the following on it*

"Fytc wms fcypb rfc ufgqrjc?"

- @thewhistleoccurrence

((ooc, it's a cipher btw, Hint: Brutus))

????

TH15 D035NT C0NC3RN M3 B3C4U53 1 C4NT R34D XD!!

possible translation??:

Have you heard the whistle?

(i recommend including the step whenever you have a ceaser next time lul!!!)

[84ttl3r4l1f33]

No clue who you are or where you came from, but I am here to say—

I will eat your wall cotton candy. I will steal your hats. And if you have a weapon of any sort, I’m eating that too cus I totally can and will.

July 19. 2:08 AM EST. Start preparing .)

TH4T5 50 M43N 8R4H!!!!!!!! WUT H4V3 1 3V3N DUN 2 U!(?

C4NT H4V3 5H1T 1N TH15 FUCKY 455 R34IM :/…

[84ttl3r4l1f33]

Y 15 TH3R3 4 PURPI3 GUY H3R3?!?

C4NT H4V3 SH1T 1N TH15 PI4C3!!!

[84ttl3r4l1f33]

U KN0W TH15 PL4C3 C4N G3T K1ND4 FR34KY SUMT1M35 8UT 4T L345T TH3R3 15NT FR3DDY 5834R 83CU453 1F FR3DDY 5843R W3R3 H3R3 H3 C0M35 0UT 4ND S4Y5 H4R H4R H4R. H4R H4R H4RH4R 4ND TH3N H3 K1II5 M1CH4EI 4FT0N :P

1T5 PRTTY 5C4RY !!!!!!!! X(!!!

[84ttl3r4l1f33]

SRRY WAIT IM THE MOD OF @sfothshedletsky I THOUGH U WERE A GREIFER FROM BT I AM SO SORRY

LUL!!! its fine haha XD!!!

i just think it’s funny that the fact people’s who instant responses to schlingos leet are either greifer or homestuck LOL!!! ))

[84ttl3r4l1f33]

1 D0NT I1K U 4ND 1 D0NT KN0W Y >:(!!!

F4TTY F4TT F4TT!! G0 34T 4 S4I4D >:P!!

- 5chI1ng0 J0h4m35 ( @84ttl3r4l1f33 )

"Wha.. Weren't you the one that sent Red Noob and Blue Noob."

<H3 d1d! 4ls0, 1 g0t sch00l, 1 g0tt4 g3t r34dy s0 shut upp!!>

"Sorry kid."

[OMGA Griefer]

[84ttl3r4l1f33]

ik i just statted this blog but like art fight tmr guys))

i’ll be back from war when the sun rises in august 💔💔💔😊😊😊)

[84ttl3r4l1f33]

5C4R15T FUCK1NG TH1NG!!!

1 D34I W1TH 1 W4G33 P35T3R1NG M3 480UT S0M3TH1NG…. (wut wuz 1t 4g41n?) 4ND N0W TH3R3 15 4N0TH3R!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

….. TH15 RIIY 15 H3II….

- 5chI1ng0J0h4m35 ( @84ttl3r4l1f33 )

i'm sorry. whhhat are you on about. do you need something

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SCARIEST FUCKING THING!!!

i deal with 1 wagee (?) pestering me about something (what was it again?) and NOW THERE IS ANOTHER??? this really is hell..

[84ttl3r4l1f33]

5C4R15T FUCK1NG TH1NG!!!

1 D34I W1TH 1 W4G33 P35T3R1NG M3 480UT S0M3TH1NG…. (wut wuz 1t 4g41n?) 4ND N0W TH3R3 15 4N0TH3R!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

….. TH15 RIIY 15 H3II….

- 5chI1ng0J0h4m35 ( @84ttl3r4l1f33 )

i'm sorry. whhhat are you on about. do you need something

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SCARIEST FUCKING THING!!!

i deal with 1 wagee (?) pestering me about something (what was it again?) and NOW THERE IS ANOTHER??? this really is hell..

[84ttl3r4l1f33]

N3V3R M4K3 M3 G3T 4 J08!!!!!!!!!!!!