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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

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making posts about how beer tastes bad is a lot like that painting of a jester harassing a bunch of dogs while leaning over a wall, except the jester is below the dogs and trying so hard to reach them, and all the dogs are extremely beautiful and strong, and have a wonderful community built on love, and they never want for anything. they never want for anything.

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putting "israel" and "israelis" in quotes in order to imply israeli culture is not real does not make you woke or anti-imperialist, it makes you a performative virtue signaler and racist against the very real and thriving culture of half of the world's jewish population.

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no no, it must be advanced alien tech? using brain waves as a telekinetic guiding system? an unusual evolution of the pterygota? the physics just don't work-!

and that's saying nothing about the fact that hundreds of years of civilization are apparently being crushed and condensed into a single human's lifetime...

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need my dick sucked so bad but i have this stupid ass vagina

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we still get immediately shoved out of our immersion in tv shows or films when The Girl find a dead body and immediately shrieks - we just don't find it realistic because we're pretty confident most people would gasp rather than shriek (i.e. sharp inhale rather than sharp exhale) and it also feels unnecessarily (and predictably) misogynistic too, as men encountering corpses almost never do the same on screen

also of course please do tell us if you've actually encountered a corpse unexpectedly, because tumblr is absolutely a place where some people have done this thing and we love a good anecdote

suddenly imagining "burst into song" as a potential response

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This has caused great debate among my math friends so I think it needs tumblr's input

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narratively I am a fan of romances that don’t ever actually become romances

I don’t mean in an aromantic life partner way, I mean romantic tension that is never resolved or acted upon for whatever reason but by the end it’s clear that both characters experienced the love of their lives without ever acknowledging it as such. but they know. they know.

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Look at this goofy fucker pretending to be a writer. GET OUTTA HERE

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before you ship something stop and ask yourself... Is this otp material? Make sure your characters are:

Obstinate and inflexible in their actions

Terrible for each other in most circumstances

Poor communicators

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Assume they have access to ikea furniture

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intergenerational lesbian friendships be like

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stop showing me taylor swift lyrics that's scary

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ABBOTT ELEMENTARY 3.10 2 Ava 2 Fest

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Last night, as the kids would say, was a film. I don’t know what that means, but it sounds like an accurate description

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i watched one (1) video on how to draw hands that changed my life forever. like. i can suddenly draw hands again

these were all drawn without reference btw. i can just. Understand Hands now (for the most part, im sure theres definitely inaccuracies). im a little baffled