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this cat sniffs gay people. rb to put him on ur blog

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The only adhd tips that work:

1. Never tell anyone what you're planning to do until you do it (you will get a premature dopamine hit and sense of accomplishment from telling them and lose motivation to actually do it)

2. Never sit down (never sit down)

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Speef is real to me. I'm sorry for that.

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literally reading the transcript in the tattoo chair, because i couldn't wait

Dwajjhah Ferin! Episode 3.01 is live!

You can listen here, or most places where you find podcasts. You can back us here for cool perks, including early episode listening.

Next episode comes out Thursday, June 26th.

Summary: Getting (some of) the band back together

Note: Please listen to mini episode 3.00.5 first, if you haven't yet.

Transcript: Available here.

Be advised this episode contains discussion of war, discussion of death, and a depiction of a residential area being bombed by a government.

This episode features:

Rae Tay as Juniper Liu

Sharafina Teh as Voice

William Mericle as Chuck Weathers

Julia Morizawa as Piper Tanaka

Lucille Valentine as Kestrel Colvin

Rukhmani K. Desai as Sana Tripathi

Ishani Kanetkar as Arkady Patel

Ella Whomersley as ELLA

Vrai Kaiser as Thasia

Cindy Chu as Violet Liu

Jackie Andrews as RJ McCabe

Jamie Price as Brian Jeeter

Bri LeFever as Krejjh

Nate Dufort as Max Gavins

Rain Corbyn as Swarnsh

Chris Choi as Jin Seon Park

Aaron Catano-Saez as Julio

Written by Jessica Best

Directed by Lauren Grace Thompson

Production Coordinator Eleanor Hyde

Sound design by Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Opening credits music is “Fear for the Storm,” written by Jessica Best and S.E. Winters and performed by Chiron Star, with Erin Bauman on vocals and harmonies arranged by Jamie Price. The closing credits music is “Rocket Science” by Amber Devereux of Tin Can Audio.

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going into work on your period should earn you time and a half

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There is a lot of misinformation out there, so please remember:

You can breed trans girls! So get in there and try, try, try again until it takes! I believe in you!

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Has the rabbit's foot comic been done? Yes.

Did I also have to do it? Also yes.

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i think trans women should get whatever they want for free forever.

weapons. a pizza. no taxes. titties. oncology. drugs. international espionage.

people who disagree are loser evil hellions.

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hey bro can i ask you a question that will reveal a deep and fundamental gap in my knowledge of the world

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Solarpunk, realism, dystopia: a rant

Hopefully this is helpful to someone out there 🌸

You can find the Prompts podcast here, I drew some of the covers :D Also check out this digital library full of Creative Commons Solarpunk art (neither of these are sponsored).

🦗Somewhat shameful plug🦗

I would highly appreciate if you threw me a couple bucks on Buy Me a Coffee or bought a commission, my money number is only getting smaller these days 😔🤙

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Okay so I should probably start uploading my oil paintings here.

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I tried to make designs for every wolf 359 character but I never finished, so here’s what I got so far!

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Asexuality win! Person who repeatedly pressured their ace partner to "compromise" on sex because it was "a necessary part of a healthy relationship" fucking dies. <3

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vote for the commander you fools, vote like the wind!!!!!!!!!

Sexiest Podcast Character 2024 — Scripted Undefeated Bracket — Round 4

Propaganda

Renée Minkowski (Wolf 359):

But. MINKOWSKI. Please read all that Minkowski propaganda I wrote and then consider voting for her. She's the love of my life and THE sexiest podcast woman, bar none.

MINKOWSKI

Mabel Martin (Mabel):

​Let’s go Mexican lesbian who worships her gf like a catholic saint, ate glass one time, & can never escape her childhood home or the inevitability of love no matter how hard she tries. 🗣️🗣️🗣️

MABEL NATION STAY STRONG WE WILL PREVAIL

Additional propaganda below the cut:

Renée Minkowski (Wolf 359):

the most badass commander there is. she spent a week hunting a plant monster living on the air ducts of her station with a goddamn harpoon. she managed to keep her people alive and get them home. she managed to keep Eiffel alive for like five years and for that alone she deserves a fucking medal

She did not just spend one week hunting the plant monster, she spent TWO WEEKS hunting the plant monster. Later on, she used the very same harpoon to murder an evil capitalist WHILE SHE HAD A BULLET IN HER CHEST.

She's haunted by the memory of the first time she took a life, and what's sexier than a character with regrets?

She works out. Muscle women. Enough said.

She's devoted to protecting her crew above all else, and despite her self-doubt, she's REALLY damn good at it.

She's a theater kid! She loves musicals! She writes showtunes! Sondheim is her favorite composer!

She Russian-Roulettes a guy into not blowing up her ship, and does such a good job of it that he never even realizes there aren't any bullets in her gun.

She's been trapped in a time loop, possibly multiple times.

She's the best character in all of audio drama, I love her, she's beautiful, she's sexy, and she deserves every vote.

#minkowski my beloved. love of my life. other half of my heart. sexiest woman in podcast ever. i love her

#MINKOWSKI!!!!!! #i love her sooo much fun fact

#my girl! my favorite girl! she won! #let's keep this energy going everyone!

I don't really remember anything about Wolf 359 since I only listened to a few episodes so I'm throwing my lot in with whoever has the most compelling/funniest propaganda. I think this would be funny and I commit to nothing if not the bit

This is propaganda for all the female characters. Voters please remember how pretty all women are and factor that into every single vote you make. Thank you.

Mabel Martin (Mabel):

I haven't listened to Mabel yet but I liked how far she got last year.

#MABEL <3

#VOTE MABEL MARTIN BEFORE I BLOW UP THIS ENTIRE BUILDING

#Mabel Martin Is Sexy 2025

#she’s sexy and intense and I love her to bits

#MABEL!!!

#Mabel Martin of course you would win#she's just an unsettling faelike lesbian

#mabel!!!!! #the girl ouroboros herself #feral fae child latina godling. what else do i need to say

This is propaganda for all the female characters. Voters please remember how pretty all women are and factor that into every single vote you make. Thank you.

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Camera falls from a plane and lands in a pig pen.

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goober

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Behold, the kitten who has never been fed ever in her LIFE, look, she's wasting away with an empty bowl right there in desperate need of filling!

(The bowl isn't even hers, it belongs to the dog.)