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And the last but not least, Christian "Flake" Lorenz ☀️☀️

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Guys... I did something...

I'm almost certain that you guys know what meme was the reference haha

So I'm posting here to share my will hahaha

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@identtcrisys

Tagged by the lovely @fraudoomschneider to do this picrew! Thank you so much! 🤲🏻💚

Tagging @tinnike @meinewellemeinstrand @vulnerant-omnes @marimayscarlett @linnborealis @ramm-ramm @imaginebuttercupbetzi @rammstein4everandever @naomullen @elstargreen and anyone who wants to join in!

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Thanks for tagging me!

Tagged by the lovely @fraudoomschneider to do this picrew! Thank you so much! 🤲🏻💚

Tagging @tinnike @meinewellemeinstrand @vulnerant-omnes @marimayscarlett @linnborealis @ramm-ramm @imaginebuttercupbetzi @rammstein4everandever @naomullen @elstargreen and anyone who wants to join in!

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the happiest of f*cking birthdays to this beautiful, handsome, sweet, sexy, talented — you get it 😭 Richard is such a creative force to be reckoned with, I hope he’s relaxing on a beach or by a pool somewhere, sipping his favorite drink ❤️‍🔥 🎂🎉🥳

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HE'S TOO PRETTY IT SHOULD BE A CRIME (I love it!)

To our spikey boy's birthday, this is my gift 🫶🏼

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Happy Birthday Milla!

This is a few days early but I hope you enjoy!

@millasthoughts

Having one Richard z Kruspe as a boyfriend was amazing enough. But having several was a dream come true! You didn't know how it had happened, but one day you'd just woken up to find multiple Richards from Rammstein's various music videos milling around the apartment you shared with him, so that was that.Today was your birthday, and you were looking forward to it. Your eyes slowly slid open in the morning, and you rolled over to Richard- the original Richard, your rockstar boyfriend.

"Happy birthday, Milla." He smiled, running a hand through your brightly dyed curls.

"Aww, baby;" you grinned, kissing him. You smelled something sweet just then, and looked over to your bedside table. Ant-Richard (from the Links 234 MV) was there, carrying a sugar cube.

"I have brought a present for Milla, my Q U E E N." He said in a tiny, squeaky voice.

"Thanks." You said, picking up the sugar.

"And I found it in the cupboard, not on the floor. Dirty floor-candy is not fit for my Q U E E N." The ant said, before scuttling off.

"He's sweet in a weird way." You said. Richard just laughed, and lit up a cigarette."Looks like I'm crazy about you in every universe." He remarked.

You headed into the kitchen, where all the other Richards were waiting for you. Sonne Richard , tiny fella covered in coal dust, walked up to you first. He gave you a gold nugget, and you admired how beautiful it was.

"It was the biggest one we could find, Princess." He said. "Snow White doesn't deserve such treasures! They're all for you." He kissed your hand, glad that you didn't spank him like the last princess he'd met did.

"I got you some jewellery too, baby cakes." The Ich Will Richard said, tossing you a handful of diamond jewellery he'd "borrowed" from the last bank he robbed. Him and his bandmates were a gang of criminals in his universe, and you assumed that their Milla was the Bonnie to his Clyde.

"I made you this, babe!" The Mein Land Richard said, putting a flower crown in your hair. "The other Richards said I couldn't do a barbecue for your birthday or move us all to the beach, so I did this instead."

The Keine Lust MV Richard hauled himself off the sofa, and headed over to you. You tried not to blush as he was so big, soft and scrumptious like this, but he just took his out-of-tune guitar and started to play you a song.

"Haven't played in a while. But my universe's Milla always helps us, so consider this a bonus!" He immediately started headbanging as he rocked out, his spiky hair lashing back and forth as he shredded his guitar.

"It sounds great!" You grinned. Getting a RZK solo to yourself? You were lucky as fuck!

"Trust me, darling, talent never dies. Even if my looks did before my trip to Doktor Flake's Botox Klinik." The Zick Zack Richard said, looking up from his diet shake. "And I've got you something to make you just as gorgeous as I am."

"I swear, if you've bought Botox for my perfect chickie-pie..." Ich Will Richard growled, before Richard promptly gave you a box of cosmetics branded with the "ZICK ZACK" label.

"I wear them myself, Milla. It's why I look so fabulous." He said. "No needles needed! Just those, a latex six-pack and several hours under the scalpel." You kissed his Botoxed lips, and he went pink under all his makeup.

"I have something for you..." A dark, creepy voice said. Richard from the Du Riechst so Gut video stepped out of the shadows, pale and freaky, and handed you a garment bag. Inside was a beautiful deep red silk ballgown!

"We can waltz together under the full moon. But I may end up tearing it off you, my lovely mortal. Oh... I have crossed oceans of time to be with you." He said, kissing your hand then licking it.

"You know, sweetie, if ol' count chocula gets too much for ya, my present should help ya." The astronaut Richard from the Amerika MV said. He passed you a box with a ribbon on it, and you opened it to find... A gun.

"Seriously?" The OG Richard sighed.

"It's to protect her Freedums. And she likes my presents! Like that Wonderbra™ I got her? Anyway, I had to pay her back for my birthday, as she'd gotten me a crate of ice cold refreshing Coca Cola™.

"You sound like an advert." The KL Richard sighed. "Anyway, let's get this party started!"

You and your Richards spent the day out, going round art galleries and vinyl stores. For your present, the OG Richard brought you some vinyl, and you held his hand the whole way home. Evening came and the Ich Will Richard said he'd make you all dinner. You'd been getting some beer from the fridge when the smoke alarm went off, and the Sonne Richard yelped.

"There's a fire!" He cried, as you calmly smothered the oil pan fire with a fire blanket.

"Nonono don't say that word!" ZZ Richard gasped. But just then, you heard a loud siren, and the Benzin Richard- dressed as a fireman- burst through the window with an axe.

"WHERE'S THE FIRE?" He cried.

"I put it out." You said.

"Great work, Milla! Cause I got to be honest, I don't know how to deal with a chip pan fire, y'know? Lads, it's safe! Let's head back." He jumped out another window and into the huge fire engine monster truck from the video, and the fire crew proceeded to drive off at a ridiculous speed.

"Well, dinner's ruined." Mein Land Richard sniffed. "Let's order pizza!"

There was a knock on the door an hour later, and you answered it. Party boy Richard from the Pussy MV was there, holding a stack of pizza boxes.

"Did someone order a big sausage pizza?" He said cheesily.

"Oh, but I don't have any money... How will I pay?" You teased, just as Ich Will Richard walked around the corner.

"Relax, baby, I have enough to pay this gigolo. Stole it from a bank." He said, giving Party boy a stack of fifty euro notes.

"Hey, party boy, come in! It's my birthday after all." You said.

"I'd heard... Mr Pain told me, and I got you a very special present, baby." He said, kissing your neck.

"Oh, what is it?" You grinned.

"It's another sugar cube." He said, passing you one from his pocket. "What? I got the idea off the ant."

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY RICHARD!

Everyone get a cake for one of the world's sexiest guitarists 🎂

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Happy birthday Richard!

That last gif... ooyah! 🤭

Happy birthday to our dear beloved Richard!

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Till Lindemann Band, Metal Air Uelzen, Germany, 21-06-2025 © Rüdiger Ruth for stagr.de

"Till Lindemann, performing solo for the first time at Metal Air Uelzen, provided the crowning finale – and he demonstrated why his voice is a global phenomenon. With his band, excellently connected to the industrial world of drum kicks and dark grooves, he presented solo tracks like "Zunge" and "Alle Tage ist kein Sonntag," accompanied by oppressive theatricality, minimalist lighting design, and his unmistakable stage presence. The show was as intense as Rammstein's stadium performances, but more personal and intimate – pure magic on a summer night."

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Till Lindemann

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🌈 Paul video compilation | 📺 rlive on YouTube ☝🏻

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Update:

When I have a bad day I just imagine snuggling them all. Or dive-bombing Till. Or clinging onto Flake like a koala on a really skinny tree

I just want to take a nap on him, think it would solve about 85% of my problems

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imagine thinking you're hard to love and there's someone who loves you like it's breathing

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Was looking at the IMDB pages for Rammstein videos and...

Thank goodness there are no f-words in it! I was worried that this video might be rude and inappropriate! I couldn't tolerate something as rude as the fuck word in my wholesome Rammstein porno MV featuring BDSM, a shot of Paul's dicka and Miss Flakette's wonderful fake boobs.

However, as there are no naughty f-words I'll happily show it to granny at the next family dinner. Surely she won't mind/j

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Rammstein members as... Ice cream?

TILL LINDEMANN: Black sesame. Unusual, dark, a bit of an acquired taste but loved by many

CHRISTOPH SCHNEIDER: Double chocolate gelato. Everyone likes it, and it matches the colour of his lovely curly hair he had in the LIFAD era

OLIVER RIEDEL: Lemon sorbet. Not as appreciated about as the others, a little sour, but absolutely iconic

RICHARD Z KRUSPE: Black cherry gelato. Dark and moody and gothic, with a bit of glamour. Looks fabulous in red

PAUL LANDERS: Cookie dough. Small but sweet, and not as gloomy as some of the others. A bit silly but extremely lovable

FLAKE LORENZ: Mint choc chip. Doesn't get the same hype as other flavours, oddly medical, cool as fuck... and my favourite

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Update: Fic updates will be slower for a few months as I'm staying with family and looking for work. Am not abandoning my fics! Y/N the vampire slayer shall slay again (whilst wrangling her new hunting hounds) and Y/N the pyrotechnician will definitely get to know her favourite rock stars better