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Ahahahahahahahahahaha oh that went poorly, my client was so freaking scared and asking is this a joke is this a joke

I had to keep up the charade that it was real until we got outside and oh buddy woof i feel like a dick

I have been told to conduct a fire drill at work today. I work as a support worker 1 to 1 in a house on site and have gotten no further instructions.

Buddy I dont even know where our evac points are. There is no info avalible and I have to pretent like its a real fire to see what would happen in a real emergency.

I cannot lie to save my life

Saying ih no i smell smoke we have to evacuate is going to sound like willy wonka, help police murder

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Ive also been here a year and never done a fire drill so why now guys can we not just burn

I have been told to conduct a fire drill at work today. I work as a support worker 1 to 1 in a house on site and have gotten no further instructions.

Buddy I dont even know where our evac points are. There is no info avalible and I have to pretent like its a real fire to see what would happen in a real emergency.

I cannot lie to save my life

Saying ih no i smell smoke we have to evacuate is going to sound like willy wonka, help police murder

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I have decided im just going to do it and take my client outside the house and go yep good enough

I shall be putting my shoes on however as its pissing down and wet as fuck outside and im not getting wet feet

I have been told to conduct a fire drill at work today. I work as a support worker 1 to 1 in a house on site and have gotten no further instructions.

Buddy I dont even know where our evac points are. There is no info avalible and I have to pretent like its a real fire to see what would happen in a real emergency.

I cannot lie to save my life

Saying ih no i smell smoke we have to evacuate is going to sound like willy wonka, help police murder

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I have been told to conduct a fire drill at work today. I work as a support worker 1 to 1 in a house on site and have gotten no further instructions.

Buddy I dont even know where our evac points are. There is no info avalible and I have to pretent like its a real fire to see what would happen in a real emergency.

I cannot lie to save my life

Saying ih no i smell smoke we have to evacuate is going to sound like willy wonka, help police murder

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So ummmm

The Substance

Hmmmmmm, as someone who is willing to put up with a lot from a movie and as someone who likes horror and is willing to watch and enjoy bad movies, this had me wanting to look away but i couldnt, it was like a trainwreak

The first hour and a half was great, fantastic, smashing even, but then what happened

Did the entire crew have a mental breakdown when finishing up the plot

Whyyyy oh why did they end it like that it was already so weird and what

I feel like ive gone insane after finishing it, i was in hysterics laughing until i cried not because it was funny but it blew my mind and i still cannot comprehend the ending

If they had made it all like the ending in all its fucky what the fuck am i seeing with my own two eyes then it would be fine but the shift from kind weird but solid movie, i could break this down and talk about the commentary of fame and how it impacts how we see ourselves, like very thought provoking movie great 10/10 love but then the swap to body horror low budget ending is like having a fantastic meal and then being told oh yeah the secreat ingredient in the spoup is my dirty socks, yeah i boil them in with everything else and take them out before serving

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So I just got a Tamagotchi after a convo with a mate about old toys we had as kids. First if all these things are so expensive now what the fuck. Second of all I should not be allowed to raise children.

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Don't smoke kids

I say with a cigarette between my teeth

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And why, like I was already stressed from just having to move them and now this is just another thing I have to sort

So I've just moved my fish (the children) into my new place and my filter is no longer working :'(

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So I've just moved my fish (the children) into my new place and my filter is no longer working :'(

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Lucy Liu in elementary has me in a chokehold. Her outfits especially in season five are like someone has grabbed my bisexuality by the throat and is now shaking it violently

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So I bought a bunch of 3 dollar wool for a new cardigan project and this is how it turned out!

It took me about a week to complete!

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My boyfriend and I play a variation of the game tag. We found a clothes peg on the ground about 6 months ago and have been taking turns sneaking it into the others car and pegging it somewhere.

The rules are simple you can't be seen doing it and it can't be pegged anywhere that's already been pegged by either person.

I had totally forgot about it untill today when I got in my car and there the peg was!

I just think it's really wholesome and everytime I look at it it's just a cute little reminder of my bf! But he's also the hardest person to get back at so I always have multiple failed attempts to get it into his car

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So I was cleaning shit at work the other day with jiff and one of my coworkers wandered over looked at the jiff then looked at me and said I'd put jiff on toast if it made me skinny- and the just fucking walked away like that didn't have me in tears laughing

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The yarn is still out and they don't know when they're getting more in. I'm literally in tears

When you go to the store to get some more yarn cause yarn chicken did not work out and they don't have the yarn you need :(((((((((( and you don't want to start another project because you've hyperfixated on the project you're doing.

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When you go to the store to get some more yarn cause yarn chicken did not work out and they don't have the yarn you need :(((((((((( and you don't want to start another project because you've hyperfixated on the project you're doing.

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