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this came to me in a dream like a week ago and it wouldn't leave so i drew it
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The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling
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I love shellflower so so much but it's absolutely something I can only ever see happening in my AU with all the story/characterization changes I've made 😭😂
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guy who is stuck in a timeloop but is too socially anxious to bring it up to anybody or change their routine just in case it turns out they're mistaken. like yeah you're pretty sure that it's been november 3rd for two weeks now but idk maybe that's the depression talking. it's fine.
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genuinely so obsessed with this twitter post
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my gay friend said he wants to try vagina (mine). he said he is not bi but after a traumatic car accident he thought about vagina yesterday.
should we have sex and is this a phase???? he has only been with men btw
i guess that makes sense i mean he was in a car accident
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First post on Tumblr ever. Kind of nervous. This totally happened in a different universe.
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i am never playing public lobbies again
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me desperately clinging to my favorite stuffed animal while my parents argue loudly in their room: itsprobably my fault
my cat speaking telepathically: thats not true! your parents hated each other long before you were born this was inevitable
me: oh...
the spectre that hanuts my livingroom:
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