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you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse.
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I challenged my cousin mash up Brittany Spears’ “Toxic” and “O Come All Ye Faithful” and she did it in about 20 seconds
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Is He, Y’know *T-Poses*....Christian?
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dentist: open up please
me: sometimes i get sad
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you’ve heard of Dance Dance Revolution, now get ready for
Sit Sit Stability
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time: *makes me bolder* children: *get older* me: *gets older too*
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me: im not emo anymore
playlist: black dress-
me: WITH THE TIGHTS UNDERNEATH I GOT THE BREATH OF A LAST CIGARETTE ON MY TEETH AND SHE’S AN ACTRESS (ACTRESS) BUT SHE AIN’T GOT NO NEED SHE’S GOT MONEY FROM HER PARENTS AND A TRUST FUND BACK EAST T-T-T-TONGUES (TONGUES) ALWAYS PRESSED TO YA CHEEK. WHILE MY TONGUE IS ON THE INSIDE OF SOME OTHER GIRL’S TEETH. SO TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND (BOYFRIEND) IF HE SAYS HE’S GOT BEEF, THAT IM A VEGETARIAN AND I AINT FUCKIN SCAREDA HIM-
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I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.
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Rarest Earth Theory Discovered:
COP EARTH

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