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The monkey's paw curls one finger.

New character drop his name is Jack frost

And he's a Street Graffiti artist

He mostly skips Classes in Santa school and nows he's stuck Baby sitting Snegurochka

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The second makes him sound like a puppy with abandonment issues.

So far, this event sounds like bull and bull himbo who are probably both twice our size, and each one is holding one of our hands like a kid that doesn't want to get separated from their parent and following us around.

He's so sweet and Innocent completely oblivious that he's being targeted for Prostitution lmao

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You already know he can't handle his liquor, he's going to be half a bottle in and get wasted.

MC's going to find an empty bottle in the seat they left him and start going around asking. "Have you sen my adoptive son, he's about yay big, socially awkward and probably half way down the mouth of a dragon."

Meanwhile Marduk:

Marduk is always so proper, but in some versions of the myth, he's an absolute menace who was rowdy and destructive and that's the entire reason Tiamat's children emotionally blackmailed her into fighting him after they killed her husband. I want to see him get white boy wasted and become an absolute gremlin. I need those bottles of expensive alcohol to call out to him like the Green Goblin mask.

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This looks like Wakan not knowing how to dress at the club and decided to ask Ashigara.

Either that or he asked Thunderbird and he was like "sure, this will totally get you laid." Thinking he chucked him but forgot MC/Heyoka is a whole a** clown and is into weird stuff so he was inadvertently being Wakan's wingman.

I appreciate that they put Wakan in disco-inspired attire due to it's American origins, but it's just dated compared to the current club scene, so it makes me think that Peepaw Wakan Tanka remembered seeing people dress up and dance like that back in skies of Great Spirit and went "yep, this is what the youth are into nowadays 😎"

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You think Perun ever came to him for advice since he's wants to be a clown f***er too? He probably pulls Wakan around the corner, holding his shoulders and shaking him asking "how do I get freaky with the clown!?"

Wakan may actually have the highest body count now. If we disregard the mugen version, Wakan has potentially nailed MC twice now (Summer SQ and DQ), so we're going for number 3.

Look, Wakan spent all that time alone in the sky admiring the little FREAK he wanted to hatefuck, so now he has to work overtime to catch up with everyone else.

I'm trying to think of if there's any other characters that come to mind... Maybe Tetsuya? They 100% boned in Mystic Christmas, he takes them up to his room to return the favor on Valentine's Day, and they might've done something in his CQ, but even then it seems like it's not uncommon for them to mess around 🤔

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Itzamna: Oh what do you kids say these days? "Yas Queen slay"?

Benten: Put a little twerk into it! Get it, Itzamna-sensei! Yeah!

Licht: Stop! This is a crime against nature itself! You’re corrupting him!

Itzamna: What is twerking? Is this it? *does a little shimmy with jazz hands*

Benten: *doubles over in wheezing laughter*

Licht: With all due respect, sir, I am going to have a mental breakdown if you do not stop —

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I'm on a mission to gather all the canid therians in one place so that I can pet them all (no one will feel left out) This is a promise

"Greetings Anon!"

"As a member and representative of the Canine Therian Association her in Tokyo, I am thrilled to to hear about your interest in the diversity of canine therians around Tokyo."

"Though, I would like to remind I am not simply a dog and would ask if you refrain from petting-"

"Ack!"

*Moritaka is sent flying by a speeding figure*

"Garmr hear. Garmr want pets. Garmr get all the pets!"

Cu Sith comes trotting up behind them

"Garmr, you can't just run off like that, you ran Moritaka over!"

"Cu Sith go away! Garmr get pets. Cu sith get too many pets from master!"

"Pet are great, but you know what really hits the spot?"

"A good old gut punch, give me one right here bud!"

"Oguchi!? When did you get here and I don't think they want to hurt us!"

"Excuse me everyone but I responded first so I believe I should get pets-"

"Ack! What am I saying!?"

"Oh dear, this has truly turned into quite the trouble. Either way, I still believe that we could be of use to you on your quest for canine therians."

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I wish Perun a lovely never gets any bitches and rots in hell

"How dare you speak such insolent garbage to me! All swoon and cry with joy before the magnificence of the emperor that stands before you!"

"All. . except. . . one- Ahem!"

"That is beside the point!"

"Though I wouldn't use such language, I understand your frustrations anon."

"However, the underworld is kind of sacred to a dear friend of mine, so I would rather Perun stay out of it."

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Oh he's cute. Also, quick on the marriage thing, Yasuyori has competition in the quick to marry trope.

Oh this cutie is here

And yeah there's a wedding Chappel on top of a mountain that Claude organised

Well aren't u cute

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New RP Blog

Hello people within my computer. I just made a new RP ask blog for Housamo if anyone is interested.

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New RP Blog

Hello people within my computer. I just made a new RP ask blog for Housamo if anyone is interested.

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I just know Lark is making multiverse level lore on Thunderbird and Heyoka now that he's translated. Or he's foaming at the mouth.

Birb ruffled feathers

So that's Hekoka right?

Uhh did Horkeu Kamui Possessed you or something?

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Perun is literally that meme of "I got us friendship bracelets!" and it's just handcuffs for him and Veles except Perun thought he was slick by getting Veles into the whole contract thing. Then Veles said "What's that over there?" and by the time Perun looks back there's just Veles chewed arm dangling in the other cuff.

Oh yay, my jester thoughts were right.

Kitezh functions by becoming eternal through diffusion. Those whose flesh and blood are ground down and spread like fertilizer become immortal, stronger enemies are defeated by having their memories ground down and melded with his own. Perun desired to assimilate himself into everything and everyone, the heavens, the thunder, the blizzards, the rugged nature because that's where his power and omnipotence is achieved. He didn't want his existence to be narrowed down to one place as he was meant to exist everywhere. That's why Perun went as far as ordering to have all written record that singled him out destroyed.

Unfortunately for him, not even Perun, the one closest to omnipotence, could make Veles obey him. He was like a court jester, the only one in the world who could criticize the emperor, and his death denied Perun his complete omnipotence. In fact, by truly dying and existing nowhere, Veles was the one who truly became eternal.

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Add another nickel to the jar.

My man is a wanted criminal

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Makes sense, I originally thought the oath was Perun's idea of keeping Veles there. Like handcuffing them together but Veles chewed his arm off type deal.

I also thought that Perun and Veles may have never been enemies to begin with and the reason that Perun started to have beef with Veles wasn't because of his own emotions or thoughts but instead because everyone else had negative interpretations of Veles and Perun was mixing their memories into his own.

Honestly, there's so much going on with Perun that even pinpointing what his deal sounds exhausting. These are my incoherent thoughts.

Mind: With the way they explain that Perun's sacred artifact causes his own mind to be warped and lost during each use until he loses his former self, I definitely feel like there was more to Perun and Veles' history that he doesn't remember. Perun changed, most likely for the worst, from abusing his sacred artifact. I'm pretty sure Volkh did say that Perun wasn't always like this when he was defending his reasoning for staying by Perun, after all.

Loneliness: Volkh described Perun's life back in Kitezh as lonely since everyone else was intimidated by him and his position. Veles is the exception to this since he obviously has no issues with opposing and insulting Perun.

Veles: From what Perun can recall and from what we have seen, Perun has thought highly of Veles for a long time, if not always. Ignoring his usual arrogant speech quirks, Perun has only spoken positively of Veles. Even when the rest of the world was calling him a Devil, something Volos viewed as derogatory, Perun never did. It's always just "the poet" with him. Not just "the poet" though, he's Perun's "favored or beloved poet", who he admires deeply.

Volos: Perun randomly attacking Volos and them seemingly having a mutual hatred only for it to be dropped when they get to Tokyo and Volos attending the school owned by the guy he views as his brother's killer is very odd and I suspect mind shenanigans.

Dream: Then there's the dream where he, or whoever's memory it belongs to, sees Veles heading somewhere in the snow storm and tries asking him where he's going.

1. If it's not Perun's memory, then I couldn't possibly imagine it being anyone else but Volos' since he was the only other person known to be close to Veles. If Volos' memories are mixed within his own, it would explain Perun's feelings towards Veles, even if they were actually enemies, since Volos loved and respected his brother. Though I don't like the implications of Perun doing that to Volos.

2. If it was Perun's memory, what was he even doing? He seemed so annoyed when he demanded to know where Veles was going? Did he follow him out there into the snow storm or was he looking for him? It's only a snippet of a memory, but it was like he was trying to stop Veles from leaving. At least that's what I think right now.

Perun Didn't Kill Veles: Veles wasn't hunted down and murdered by Perun or anything like that. They had made an oath and Veles broke that oath. He already knew the consequences of doing so and did it anyway. Perun was not responsible for what happened. It was Veles' decision.

Furthermore, Veles is known for punishing those who break oaths and considering the power of Veles' words, the oath was most likely made with his own sacred artifact, meaning that Veles quite possibly actually killed himself.

Farewells: Perun doesn't seem comfortable with the idea of having to say goodbye to someone forever. It's why Veles' death disturbs him and it's why knowing that the one he views as that poet is still somewhere he can reach makes him happy. He doesn't do farewells.

Current Theory: Perun was very lonely since everyone was intimidated by him and avoided him due to his position, so he developed a habit of messing with everyone's minds to keep them around and even going as far as trapping them once they perish, so they can't leave him. Veles was the exception to this though as he was brave enough to stand up to Perun and this either began a friendship or just a one-sided one on Perun's end. Though, I don't only think it was that. Perun loves Veles' poetry and it's important to remember that Veles' words, his poetry, are his sacred artifact and it causes division and separation. Perun's mind is such a muddled mess after being mixed with so many other people and he acknowledges it as a bad thing. But maybe listening to Veles' poetry could undo what he did to himself and bring him a moment of clarity and peace. It's a nice thought to me.

This part is only a guess on what possibly could've caused Perun to attack Volos. I don't know if Perun is a jealous person, but he does seem rather attached to Veles and has a fixation on being No#1, so maybe he reacted poorly when Veles would leave him to spend time with Volos instead and he realized Volos was more important than him to Veles. I feel like that would explain why Perun was harassing Volos, but seemed to randomly drop it and gives motivation for Perun possibly using his sacred artifact on him. After all, Brother does outrank Friend on the familiarity meter and being Veles' brother is what Volos suspiciously never mentions. If Perun took that away from him, he and Volos would be even, at least in some bizarre logic. Veles obviously defended Volos from him Perun and their relationship became more antagonistic from there.

Veles probably recognized that Perun was not only hurting everyone else by refusing to accept separating from them, but also himself since he accumulates wear and tear on his own being every time he uses his millstone. So he tried singing about farewells and separation to hopefully breakthrough to Perun with his poetry, but it only angered Perun at that point. And as a last resort, Veles made that oath and violated it, knowing he would die, so he can prove his point to Perun and make him realize that he needed to accept letting go and saying goodbye. He also could've wanted to traumatize Perun by killing himself. That is a very Veles thing to do.

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Leave no witnesses.

Jk, probably embarrassing but he seems to be relatively okay with it based on the fashionista event, he just doesn't want MC to see them.

Plus at the very least Yasuyori would probably give them a pat on the back considering he had his clothes blown off on a reindeer in front of everyone while their crush was riding in back.

OMG I genuinely Want the 8 dog warriors(Well 7 cause I don't Masashi to be here cause he's a freaking Child) to go to the event and See Shino their freaking Spirit Dad Half naked and Hosting

That will be super awkward

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Does this mean Tetsuya has to be nice now? (Or maybe he can date now)

Honestly I think MC is like an unspoken part of the outlaw family already. I think they just understand that MC has their own thing with the summoners so it's not official since they're the kind of people that wants what's best for others even if it's somewhere else.

Of course most of the Outlaws are usually friendly and care about MC to some degree, but there's always the understanding that they'll put their people before MC. Now we get to have the full Outlaw treatment.

Tetsuox and Shino jumping at the chance to join MC in Roppongi is to be expected since they're MC Defenders, but even Ellie was demanding to go too to make sure MC was safe. Too bad she had to stay back and manage things in Kabukicho.

They all really care about their Kabukicho Family, dudes 👐❤