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literally only thing i miss about tiktok is the rare chance of funny trends thatd never carry over to other places

my humor might be broken cause I find this trend actually funny

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mmmmm... stormy morning... much better than stormy night...

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i hate bedbugs i hate bedbugs i hate bedbugs

me when my dad picks up a dresser up off the side of the road, puts it next to my bed and now i exclusively get to deal with the infestation

like oh my fuck this is the third fucking wave i dont even care anymore theyre always going to be here my beds always gonna feel gross and even when theyre finally gone itll never feel like it because theres always another wave incoming always another fucking wave like i swear if this paranoia doesnt kill me itll be the suicide out of frustration from dealing with more of these (/j bout kms obvi or at least for now hopefully) but like why tf cant they at least bother other people in this house cuz i KNOW if they were in my moms bed wed probs have gotten an exterminator or pulled out the big guns by now or SOMETHING but no. its me. so like what do we do??? we tell me to deal with it myself!!!! and. I try!!! but i have no fucking experience with this nor do i have resources!!! actually nvm about the mom thing bcuz actually if it even just so much as bothered my sister who shares a room with me yet has a completely pestless bed tjen they still would help because it affected her in the first wave and with the first wave THEY DID TRY TO HELP!! AND NOW THEY ARENT!!! ITS JUST 'aw nuts again? welp go put your stuff in the laundry i guess, if that doesnt help we cant do anything! so go like idk fuck yourself or something' THIS WHOLE PROBLEM ISNT EVEN MY FAULTTT I DID *NOT* CHOOSE TO HAVE THIS DRESSER AND I DO LITERALLY

whats even the point of getting rid of them at this point they dont even bite me for blood

wait wtf tho how tf are they eating

they arent eating my sister

HOW TF ARE THEY GETTING NUTRIENTS?!?!? wait nvm humans have dead skin

how to /kill @e irl guys help help me pls i hate these dumb bitchbugs omg bitchbugs thats a great name for them

annnnnd post at 9:10 for fav number

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cannot recommend more putting secrets and hints in your creative work that you dont expect anyone to figure out

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The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse

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this is so neat

LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS

SEE THIS WEBSITE? 

ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA

THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE. 

THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN” 

AND IT GIVES YOU A STRAIGHT GODDAMN ANSWER 

MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT 

HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?

HOLY SHIT

OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND

WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT

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at a conference I attended recently, a researcher pointed to the difficulty of finding material in archives because so much depends on the metadata and the terminology used to describe things changes over time. "it would be so helpful," the researcher said, "if I typed 'lesbian' into the library of congress database, it would also show me results that were categorised in the 50s, when the materials were interpreted as 'intimate female friendships'"

which is what tag wrangles at Archive Of Our Own do incredibly effectively: searching for "omegaverse" also leads to "alpha/beta/omega dynamics" and "alternate universe: a/b/o" and so on. but ao3 achieves this frankly incredible categorisation and indexing system by the power of countless volunteers putting in hours and hours of unpaid and unthanked free time, and it's completely understandable that most archives do not have that kind of infrastructure, but also how incredible that a fan-run website has better searchability, classification, and accessibility than the library of congress

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SHOOTING CIVILLIANS POINT BLANK. SHE WAS TRYING TO GET HOME AND THEY SHOT HER FOR NO REASON. GET THIS FOOTAGE OUT!

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I miss the world before AI image generation

Secondly, I also miss the world where AI image generation was just incoherent blobs and obvious fakes

Thirdly, I miss when I had a spark in my eye

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Right. I'm trying this again.

I just really like this guy and my last post about the flopped but I really want people to subscribe to him so Instead of just posting this, I'm also going to tag all my mutuals and pray they reblog it. I hope this works because if it doesn't I don't know what will.

PS. Sorry to any of my mutuals who find this post annoying, this is the only time I'll do something like this.

@screwyoubatjokesiscanon @anxiouslyidiotic @put-a-keep-are-you-foo-dell

@justawholepeanut @grandlightcandy @queenovworms @wildeblueberries @chibigingi @oelstechresearch @melonkka @bearsbeetstextposts @tergwearrow @buggybugblog @impeterparkerstype @a-cheetosandroid @silviawani @mylackofgrammaristerrifying @willowplantcat @cptapathy @gello-strands

@climbingthepit @kotzen0dead @theindescribable1 @amouranthmercyjames @lillyfursworld @rta-user-2025 @hayesspd321 @winchesticles67 @gh0sttzx @tomjonescumjar @robotoast03 @aerowolf @janetheplain @moonisagremlin @sayonoriagrambell @miligomezyes @miaqc1 @40daysfresh @bunnannie @holyzombiekitty @pinkberryfnf @ana-sin @greeniebeanie96 @arrow-aro @laue23 @gloopunknown @aintan0driscollnomore @funkin-but-at-what-cost @mistresssonia101 @cheezbot

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This is one of my favorites hand down

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wait oh my fuck pls tell me it was actually that pathetic thats hilarious

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omg guys i love stealing rainbows from god

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i mean im pretty sure other phones use face recognition by now too???? even then ik that fingerprints and stuff could also be easily forced so like

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Can it run

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yeah uh.... might wanna make sure yall have that off guys