a-fellow-scientist

[a-fellow-scientist]

The Anti-Mass Spectrometer is intended to analyze exotic materials. A Resonance Cascade is highly unlikely.

[USER: Admin]

*buzwarn* A friendly reminder to all Material-Handling personnel; specimens originating from or inbound to the Sector E Biological Research Complex are high-security and should be handled as such. Loose biomatter can be extremely hazardous to the health of those that come into contact with it, and if encountered should be reported to your nearest Security Officer immediately. Your workday need only be as dangerous as you make it!

[a-fellow-scientist]

If you get my staff injured or sick I will hurt you in some manner.

[USER: Admin]

*buzwarn* A friendly reminder to all Material-Handling personnel; specimens originating from or inbound to the Sector E Biological Research Complex are high-security and should be handled as such. Loose biomatter can be extremely hazardous to the health of those that come into contact with it, and if encountered should be reported to your nearest Security Officer immediately. Your workday need only be as dangerous as you make it!

[a-fellow-scientist]

The IT guys will wipe your computer if you pull this shit again.

I can’t decide if I should put cocaine in hardings coffee this morning or viagra

[a-fellow-scientist]

Please do not spread computer viruses within the system.

I can’t decide if I should put cocaine in hardings coffee this morning or viagra

[a-fellow-scientist]

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[a-fellow-scientist]

Salt.

I can’t decide if I should put cocaine in hardings coffee this morning or viagra

[a-fellow-scientist]

Shut up Mark, this is not the time for tomfoolery.

[USER: Security Chief Harding]

Yeah I'm not even gonna sugarcoat it. Sector D is Xen 2: Electric Boogaloo, we're all going to die, and you can blame Stevens and Chettmen for being responsible.

Oh fuck. The Office Complex is in Sector D. HR. ANDREA.

*distantly* OUT OF MY WAY ASSHOLES

[a-fellow-scientist]

GODDAMMIT

The entire sector where the vorts revolted now belongs to xen and I heard some vorts talking about “seizing the means “ idk what that means but ok

Damn. That really sounds like a Stevens problem to be honest. Realistically I should care, but we haven't even turned the turret system on in Sector D yet so they have no idea what's about to hit them.

[a-fellow-scientist]

HORRIBLE EXCUSE

The entire sector where the vorts revolted now belongs to xen and I heard some vorts talking about “seizing the means “ idk what that means but ok

Damn. That really sounds like a Stevens problem to be honest. Realistically I should care, but we haven't even turned the turret system on in Sector D yet so they have no idea what's about to hit them.

[a-fellow-scientist]

WITH WHAT?

The entire sector where the vorts revolted now belongs to xen and I heard some vorts talking about “seizing the means “ idk what that means but ok

Damn. That really sounds like a Stevens problem to be honest. Realistically I should care, but we haven't even turned the turret system on in Sector D yet so they have no idea what's about to hit them.

[a-fellow-scientist]

You do know how often dangerous wacky shit threatens the facility, right?

Yet again, the paperwork piles up on my desk. Equipment Requisitions, Medical Forms, Inciden... zzz. I haven't slept in about 6 days, which may be this year's record. I'd ask Marie to help, but she's passed the hell out at her desk again.

God, I'm fast-tracking a fucking migraine. Put me out of my misery, someone, anyone.

[a-fellow-scientist]

You do know how often dangerous wacky shit threatens the facility, right?

Yet again, the paperwork piles up on my desk. Equipment Requisitions, Medical Forms, Inciden... zzz. I haven't slept in about 6 days, which may be this year's record. I'd ask Marie to help, but she's passed the hell out at her desk again.

God, I'm fast-tracking a fucking migraine. Put me out of my misery, someone, anyone.

[a-fellow-scientist]

Almost actually forgot about that one. Almost lost it among the other nonsense.

Yet again, the paperwork piles up on my desk. Equipment Requisitions, Medical Forms, Inciden... zzz. I haven't slept in about 6 days, which may be this year's record. I'd ask Marie to help, but she's passed the hell out at her desk again.

God, I'm fast-tracking a fucking migraine. Put me out of my misery, someone, anyone.

[a-fellow-scientist]

Sucks without it. Now it is better.

For some reason the Sector C main lift has elevator music now. Why? Was there a point? @a-fellow-scientist I need answers.

[a-fellow-scientist]

No. This better not become a reality

femboy vortigaunt

[a-fellow-scientist]

Oh, that guy. I only knew him by James and honestly tried to forget that nonsense.

I'm still convinced those Chemistry fuckers are running a Meth business out of their lab. Considering they booked one of our lawyers for trading in it, I wouldn't put it past them to be Jimmy's bulk suppliers.

[a-fellow-scientist]

May I ask who "Jimmy" is?

I'm still convinced those Chemistry fuckers are running a Meth business out of their lab. Considering they booked one of our lawyers for trading in it, I wouldn't put it past them to be Jimmy's bulk suppliers.