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i just figured out the perfect murder

kill someone and bury them in their own garden

that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide

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i learned about a man who has been visiting the same fish for almost 30 years that comes to him whenever he dives in the ocean (x)

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Someone please quickly explain baby clothing sizes to me

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I apologize beforehand for the long post, but there’s a reason I wanted to post it together!

As of lately, I’ve been experimenting with new styles and techniques but nothing quite stayed. After a bunch of tries, studying, and searching around a bit, I finally found a new painting style!

It’s really fun to do actually! It’s a bit hard to get rid of lineart and blend, but I think I got it! 

I’m very happy to see the progress I’ve done in just a week so this post  marks a new milestone in my art progress:>

I’m very sorry for rambling, but I’m really happy I could finally do it:D

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u know when u peel a mandarin to eat for urself and then someone u love is there and like without even asking u feed them every other piece from ur hand…..why is love so sweet and intimate 

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it’s 2019 and that means its time to normalize casually wearing horns/antlers 

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My friends and I found out that troll physics exist in Viscera Cleanup Detail

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Sketches of the Homunculi from the manga

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8 years old. College reading level. The weight of the world on my shoulders.

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WHERE is the video with the guy with the laptop dancing to really bad music please i need this

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Moira: *handful of pills* here, take 4 of these.

Sombra: *swallows them* what are they?

Moira: *crushing and snorting the rest* we’re about to fucking find out.

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Soldier 76: A vodka for me, and uh… she’ll have a Capri Sun

Tracer: Commander, I’m 26 years old

Soldier 76:

Tracer: I can buy my own Capri Sun

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Junkrat: [hears noises] WHO'S THERE

Sombra, invisible: Jamison,-

Junkrat: IM JAMISON YOU LIAR

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D.Va: Mr. Lindholm, I’m asking your permission to date your daughter.

Torbjörn: What is this, the dark ages? You know what? Since you’ve asked, no you can’t. Beat me in a duel first.

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Reaper: I want you to take out a former Overwatch operative, but make it seem like an accident

Sombra: Say no more

[Later]

Detective: Looks like the killer beat him to death with a crowbar and then placed a banana peel by his feet

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Reyes: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Moira: only if you also don't ask why

Moira: *pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* take your pick.

Reyes:

Moira:

Reyes: this one is fine

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Lucio, to a group of Talon soldiers: disrespect me again and I'll determine your bodies resonant frequency and play a jaunty horn solo that boils your miserable organs inside out