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nooo pookie i <3 your weird tangents keep them coming !!!!
i do love that this is your hangup about the Chatbot Is Guy That Ate Computer episode though lmao
although tbf. if they tried to name an American smth like idk uhhh. john burger or smth. i will admit i would also be pretty hung up on it
I think his name is Bonzo? So kept misreading it as Gonzo - the muppet.
There was also some other guy with a vaguely slavic name (Sergei?) who ate a computer and died (I think?), but we collectively headcanoned him into a cosy mukbang asmr youtuber.
OH MY GOD I REMEMBER THIS NOW
i CANNOT be the bonzo guy how have i ended up here in my life.
^^ this guy?! this fucking guy??!?!?
i have some self reflection to do...
and yesss segei ushenka mr. computer eater himself <33 the man the myth the mukbanger <333 cruch cruch cronch
#sorry for the delay--- just got back from helping plant a pollinator garden at a church#sleep well!! as i am assuming youre asleep because it is i believe 2 in the morning where you are#if i remember the time gap between us correctly#teddy!!
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I think his name is Bonzo? So kept misreading it as Gonzo - the muppet.
There was also some other guy with a vaguely slavic name (Sergei?) who ate a computer and died (I think?), but we collectively headcanoned him into a cosy mukbang asmr youtuber.
OH MY GOD I REMEMBER THIS NOW
i CANNOT be the bonzo guy how have i ended up here in my life.
^^ this guy?! this fucking guy??!?!?
i have some self reflection to do...
and yesss segei ushenka mr. computer eater himself <33 the man the myth the mukbanger <333 cruch cruch cronch
#asked and answered#mr bonzos on his way he wants to stay he wants to play!!#teddy!!#seeing what bits of information my mooties osmose about my interests is so entertaining to me#i love to hear the wild assumptions and completely inaccurate summaries of media i love from people who have no idea what im on about !!!
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pspspspsps @teddybasmanov asks are on now (i think) !!
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u ever wonder if ur associated with a character forever to someone else. like. when ur scrolling ur dash and u see a url u don't recognize and after going to their blog ur like ohhh this is the Character person. yeah ok i remember now.
#and this is how I find out about another Rook's side blog#<- ive made my triumphant return. the forces of evil (tumblr staff) will not defeat me again#made a whole new account. they'll never know its me#I was going to say that muppet from Magnus Achives#<- now hold on. i feel like we've had this conversation before but i. forgor. but What are you talking about???? muppet?????#muppet from the magnus archives??????#having the time of my life trying to figure out who you're talking about actually. potentially Nikola? maybe the distortion but probably no#but it's Lestat probably#<- nooooo don't do this to me!!!!!!! no that french twink!!!!!#but actually yeah. this is fair.#not sure if im devastated or relieved to have finally relinquished my rep as the Adam Solaire and/or Quinn Foxx guy#bit of both. but i do miss my little meow meows <33
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#maybe not???#idk man it was a butterfly knife but only one w a training/not sharp blade so. maybe if i sharpened it id be fine
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being the token horror movie guy in the family is so hard. what do you mean you dont wanna watch the having a bad time movie? What? What do you mean its scary?
#prev sooooo fucking real#u mean u dont wanna hear a pathetic middle aged gay man endure every form of physical and psychological torture imaginable??????? :(#guys cmon he only chops his limbs off like. twelve times#fine fine what about this other one#this one only has like four instances of cannibalism and only half the episodes are allegorical to some kind of deepseated childhood trauma#sorry you dont wanna listen to the weekly Misery Hour. must suck to hate fun and whimsy but ok
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u ever wonder if ur associated with a character forever to someone else. like. when ur scrolling ur dash and u see a url u don't recognize and after going to their blog ur like ohhh this is the Character person. yeah ok i remember now.
#sorry teddy it's invisiboi forever and i don't know why#sorry Your Guy is named regulus. sucks to have that happen to you 😔
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#well. it's fanart of the mechs. so.#they definitely wouldn't fix me but i think whatever kind of fucked up i would be as a result of this would be infinitely more interesting
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i love having the hubris to go 'sure i'll try that, how hard can it be' about every creative skill under the sun. jack of all trades master of shit fuck but who says you have to be a master??? maybe i want to sew a mediocre plushie and code a janky mod and write a bland song. im having fun. im in my lane. im learning and im thriving.
#SOOO TRUE#i am a grade A dabbler#i love to dabble in all things under the sun#i've mastered absolutely nothing but ill tell u what i am so good at figuring things out on the fly as a result of this#elliott posting tag
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what are we even saying anymore
#i am of two minds here#because obviously i am a clockfucker#and i feel like they r pretty standard but ONLY in objectum circles which means that they r standard to like. 20 tumblrinas#and to general society that is NOT a standard hear me out.#so it is. but it isn't.#half related tangent but i made a comment about being infatuated after seeing my favorite shape of pylon and my friend was flabbergasted#got too used to primarily hanging out w my aroace objectum bestie and forgot that's not the standard state of human existence#elliott posting tag
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I FUCKING LOVE LEG OH MY GOD. "i will give you a ride to hell you fucking podunk moron" LMFAO look man i hate smart tech as much as the next guy but she gets a pass. nobody is doing it like LEG
wait. not. not nobody. nobody isn't doing it like LEG he could never. no one is doing it like LEG.
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Actually can plural egg cracking (memes or otherwise) become a thing. It might seem obvious to YOU that emotions don't normally have gender identities and gender fluidity doesn't normally give you different hobbies per gender but nobody bothered to tell ME until I was already knee deep in this shit
#youre plural boy!!!!!!!!!#lets get those egg cartons cracking for pride month#this goes for aesthetics too btw#like if ur drawn to different names or prns or hobbies or whatever depending on if ur feeling punk or cottagecore or wtv on any given day#say it with me#YOURE PLURAL BOY
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i'm sure i'm not the first one to think of this but a nobody/stinky iterationship has so much potential. ultimate toxic doomed yaoi. mysterious horrifying rogue element x lonely pathetic opportunistic girlfail. truly they r made for each other
#woe.begone#w.bg#woe.begone podcast#i'm on e198 rn and the nostinky mashup is giving me Thoughts and Ideas
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just when i thought the plural coding couldn't get any heavier in this show, episode 196 happens. THEY'RE LITERALLY PLURAL NOW. vhs/overnighter....try better....texdawg....<3333
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what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.
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Mike Walters needs to get his shit together and maybe join a polycule of his clones or something
#LITERALLY#there are SO MANY mike walters-s with complicated fucked up dynamics between them and NONE of them are fucking!!!!#it definitely wouldn't fix any of them but god it would be wonderful#please can we get some mike on mike action. prebty plseae 🥺
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W.BG catch-up liveblog
#1: e181 + 182
WHAT THE FUCK. listened to these before but forgot them entirely because it's been a few months. forgot base Mike went batshit insane power hungry maniac mode. also FORCECOWBOY <33333
i definitely commented on this (on my old blog) when i listened to this episode the first time around because this forcecowboyification is just patently insane + ridiculous + without 180 episodes of context it would be entirely laughable but as is it's both laughable and genuinely horrifying which like. kudos to dylan for making a story in which sticking a dude in an apartment for 5 years with a bunch of cowboy shit on a whim is,
a) possible
b) an effective solution to a problem
c) actually emotionally impactful
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