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-“hey, nice shirt!”
#buddie
Or. Buck wanted to try a new outfit,,,
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“buck fell first, eddie fell harder” WRONG. buck fell first, eddie is falling looney toons style where he walks off a cliff but keeps walking mid-air until he looks down and realises there’s no ground underneath him anymore then looks directly at the audience, gulps, and plummets
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This show really said “oh you thought the buck cheating on Taylor arc was pointless and stupid HAVE I GOT A PLOT POINT FOR YOU, BUCK BECOMES A SPERM DONOR-“
#LIKE??!!!#ah yes#let me#the man known for being clingy and eager to love#become a sperm donor and know that somewhere out there I have a child#let’s have the man who so desperately wants a family to love#let’s have HIM have a child that’s not his to raise#NOT TO MENTION#does Connor have no one else who’s a good person in his life?#the ONLY person he could think of was his college friend from 3 years ago??#WEIRD#911#evan buck buckely
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my favorite way that possessive eddie shows up is when he just drops random buck lore in conversation. he is like buck is my best friend. i know him sooo well!! but it isn't even in a condescending way. it's just like yeah, this is MY special guy :) what do you want to know? what is his favorite day off activity? taking my son chris to the zoo. they have the place memorized! how long his heart stopped beating for? 3 minutes and 17 seconds, i counted every second until i restarted it :). oh you don't know the who's who of our found family? let me interject while he tells his story, so you can see how well i can finish his sentences. 😊 yay. oh he is spiraling? yeah, you gotta call me, his ~ platonic ~ bestie so i can talk him off a ledge. 😌 (<- secretly smiling like this) eddie diaz takes his role of buck understander VERYYYY seriously, and he lets the world know.
which is why i think it could have been SO FUN if natalia came back. because buck implied she saw him in a way that no one else did. and i think THAT could have really pushed eddie.... alas.... what could have been...
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Alright in hindsight it is kind of funny that seemingly at first the writers were like “we’re going to have this one-off character who’s basically going to exist for one episode to be the frustratingly impossibly perfect foil for buck,” when writing eddie’s character for the first time.
but then eddie worked so well as a character that they were like “okay, well, we just introduced a Jennifer Love Hewitt character who’s not obviously paired up, so he can be her love interest,” but then jlh had the brilliant idea that maddie should be paired up with chimney and so that was out the window.
So they probably just started really developing the buck/eddie friendship thinking that it made for a fun dumb-and-dumber style best friendship/comedic duo, and they could figure out the love interest thing for both of them in the future. Except they way overshot it and accidentally made them soulmates.
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i know everyone is mad for the idea of eddie finding out about the bucktommy hookup in his house and being upset/jealous but PERSONALLY i'm here for eddie finding out and barely giving a fuck because competition??? what do you mean competition??? baby you're in his DMs im in his WALLS we are not the same
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the picture of dorian gray (1890) - oscar wilde
"fuck my yaoi life"
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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on
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seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors
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sugar pussy make it a yeast infection, slurring speech call it a beast inflection, my penis hard im having dick erections, shadow gov I steal elections
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went to an elementaryschool musical production and they started the show with the director saying: "Now there's some very small viewers here today, so just so you know. There will be a scary character later in the show. This is her," and a girl in a kinda scary ghost outfit did a creepy walk across the stage, then stood up straight and did a cheery wave, "but remember, it's just Nina. She's pretending to be scary."
Aaaand i would very much like for horror movies to have that as a little bonus feature you can chose. Let me start a movie with Guillermo del Toro showing me a scary ghost that might jump at me, but don't worry, thats just Doug!
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my humor might be broken cause I find this trend actually funny
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Buck: If your parents are ok with you being gay, why don't you have a boyfriend?
Eddie: Welcome to catholic hypocrisy. You can be gay as long as you don't act on it.
Buck: They expect you to be celibate for life?
Eddie: They are hoping this is just a rebellious phase that I will eventually grow out of.
Buck: So, no dating then.
Eddie: My parents would kill me and that fictional boyfriend, but enough about me, what about you? Why don't you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?
Buck: Because your parents would kill us.
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I know we joke about Eddie frantically readjusting himself waiting for Buck to come home and rehearsing his little Texas-Airport joke like a lame dad
But honestly I think it’s even worse that Buck LIKED IT, he was endeared by the lameness
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