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boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture
interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex
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oh phew okay that’s what i thought. i will no longer entertain the weakness of spiritual doubt
chat is gil-martin the devil
#gil-martin#confessions of a justified sinner#the private memoirs and confessions of a justified sinner
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chat is gil-martin the devil
#gil-martin#the private memoirs and confessions of a justified sinner#confessions of a justified sinner
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#did you know the veggies in veggie tales cannot go to heaven#like the creator explicitly stipulated that they could not be depicted or implied to go to heaven#because they’re vegetables and therefore have no souls#this is either real and true information or i have made it up and since forgotten#veggie tales#christianity#legendary threads pull
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Everything revolves around you and you deserve to have everything you ever want and whoever bothers you is a terrible human being who should shut up and do better. You are a Good Person so you don't need to be kind or understanding. Your wishes and needs are in reality above everyone else's. You're always universally right in your subjective experiences.
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My parents don't trust my vibe detector when it comes to people but i keep being right. I can see their souls bro 😒 if I tell you your new school principal is an empty husk you better believe me.
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What do you mean you don't extensively research everything you like
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I hate when a tiny stupid thing pushes you over the edge and makes you freak the fuck out because it makes you look like a completely irrational tar pit of a human being. Like no I promise this is warranted just maybe not about that specifically I swear I'm well adjusted. Come closer stick your fingers in my cage
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a phantom inbox notif is driving me crazy is this the digital equivalent to hearing voices
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You go back in time to kill John Calvin and just as you're about to make the final blow he smiles. "Oh, so you're punishing me for something I haven't done yet? Something that's, let us say, predetermined? Kill me if you want but I've already won." You pause just long enough for him to tackle you and grab your gun. God fucking damn it, not again
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my poor account is so NEGLECTED wait until i whip things into shape around here. anyway im NOW reading the private memoirs and confessions of a justified sinner and i had to check the publication date multiple times since i couldn't believe it's from 1824. i love the way the evil calvinist brother doesn't stem the effects of his nosebleed remaining covered in blood for hours just because
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did you know you're so funny in a downright innovative way
i must disagree and state that i am a sober-minded individual. but i could be funny. if i wanted to.
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legendary threads pull
#a rare thing these days#calvinism#confessions of a justified sinner#the private memoirs and confessions of a justified sinner#gothic literature#classic lit#robert wringhim#goth lit#calvinist#protestant reformation#christianity
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even a forehead kiss would have a maladjusted freak like me bricked the fuck up. to be honest
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try not to unlearn all your shame in case there's something good stuff in there that you can sexualize
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