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Kim Kitsuragi shitpost voicelines!
Please see end of post if you want to use these!
Submitted by you, voted for by you, I'd like to present the voicelines you were just dying to hear being said by Kim - dutifully performed by the brilliant Jullian Champenois.
In 10th place,
How did we get here? We walked, believe it or not. You were not entirely lucid.
In 9th place,
I want to have fuck with you.
In 8th place, Normal people, when they go down a slide - they're fine.
Submission idea attributed to this post.
In 7th place, No, detective, I do not just want to go apeshit.
Submitted by bowyooo. In 6th place, Apartment complex? I find it quite simple.
Submitted by elelei. In 5th place, Officer, what the fuck was that?
In 4th place, Trans rights are human rights, detective. Obviously.
In 3rd place, Do I like men? Man is a hopeless creature. I don't like much of anyone. ...Oh, if you meant sexually, then, yes.
In 2nd place,
Detective, Instead of worrying about appearing 'submissive and breedable', please make sure your paperwork is submitted and readable.
Submitted by scrollingdown. And finally, in 1st place, the voice line you all wanted to hear so so badly is...
I'm da king of da highway.
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semi-accurate disco elysium-esque OFF portraits i made because i had a vision
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Guys: “I wish more girls liked 40k”
Me: “Strap in, we are gonna discuss the inherent nepotism of Ultramar and the possibilities of a seperatist Guilliman”
Guys: “wat? Not like that 😐”
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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
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has anyone seen that really wet picture of gehrman’s model because it constantly haunts me
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Bloodborne: The soppingest, wettest game ever
Dark Souls 3: Dry, dusty ass motherfucker
Elden Ring: Normal amounts of humidity
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“What are Radagon/Marika’s pronouns, gender identity, and sexuality?” thread and topic locked after 203 hours of intense good faith debate with at least 17 credible yet irreconcilable proposals. Speedrunning community begins titling their best runs with thoughts on the topic. Long-standing 100% boss completion record at 97 hours infamously titled “Radagon uses they/her, and identifies as lesbian and divorced”
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what if you woke up and lonely wizbot was no where to be found and p03 said who do you think gave you the wizard hat
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Rykard really said “Fuck it, let the snake eat me.”
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