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*W H E E Z E*

Is your entire name just a front so people call you puki (pooky) because you dont feel validated by your own partner?

My username predates the nickname pookie. Does the name "doktor schruum" have to do with the fact that physicians keep finding strange fungal infections on your testicles?

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AAAAAAAART!

Look if there is absolutely nothing else you take away from the nonsense I am posting, it's this: Make Art.

Make art, with whatever you have. Use scrap cardboard and tape and build something; doodle in your notebooks, make a beautiful dinner, grow a plant, write, paint your nails. Learn to whittle, to knit, to cut straight lines, to sew, to cook, to run at a problem and not solve it the first time. Learn to try again.

Make things the wrong way.

If it works, do it again, better. If it doesn't, do it again, different. Draw badly. Look at the way the light hits something and try to figure out the colors it makes. Watch the way strangers walk and how the weight of them shifts in motion.

Creating art--beautiful things, ugly things, silly things--is not something that you should be leaving to people who are better at it or can afford the expensive materials or have a deep message or whatever. Do it anyway. Do it worse, do it cheaply, do it just for the joy of doing it. The work itself has merit. The work itself is rewarding. Make art.

And pet your cat.

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Yes. I AM DEAD

ya da ya dadada it is GOOD day to not dead

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ya da ya dadada it is GOOD day to not dead

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It’s almost the end of the 8th of April where I’m at…

…and I felt like I should contribute something for the 5th anniversary of Rick May’s passing. It isn’t mine, but I felt it befitting enough for our fallen soldier.

Rest In Peace, Rick May. “You were good, son, real good; maybe even the best”

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Here, I included an updated version that includes rickrolls on Conscientious Objectors and sprays. I can assure you, that link is NOT a rickroll.

i think rickrolling is the only meme that gets objectively funnier with age. in 2009 you learned to anticipate it but in 2019 it happens just infreqently enough that i fall for it every single time

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I AM DEAD!

Yah da yalatata

It is good day to be not dead!

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Yah da yalatata

It is good day to be not dead!

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two users, similar output.

I’ve been wondering, if @pukicho and @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses came across each other in the wild, if they would either reference that one Tai Lung quote, or if they would just stay out of each other’s way like Gordon Ramsay and Wendy’s do.

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Sorry I’m late, I forgot my Gloves of Running Urgently at spawn.

memeception

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felt I should throw my hat into the ring for laughs

*Mateo is playing DOOM 1993*

Alien: Human Mateo, I assume that you are playing one of those “video games”, correct?

Mateo: Yeah. It’s called Doom. Basically, there’s this one human, the Doomguy, who got put on Mars for beating up his commanding officer after they ordered him to fire on civilians, and the military base on Phobos gets raided by demons, so Doomguy goes to stop them. Eventually, the demons invade Earth and kill a bunch of people, including Doomguy’s pet rabbit, and his wife and kids. Then Doomguy goes on a demon killing spree to avenge his family. Wanna have a look?

A: …sure…

*a few minutes later*

A: So… what you’re saying is that humans made a game… where you brutally murder religious figures with firearms?

M: No, not necessarily, they’re more like evil spirits.

A: …You humans never cease to baffle me with your forms of entertainment.

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LMAO JUST EXPERIENCED MY FIRST CONGA LINE IN TF2

Turn the volume up to hear the game, it's pretty late here and I don't want these guys to yell into my ears lol

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"there's really no getting around it, if you're as predictable as yesterday's weather, it's just not gonna go well for you." -SoundSmith TF2

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(Insert random TF2 reference here)

I don’t know what else to post here so here’s a random picture of a hoovy I found on Google