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love the grotesque. love the macabre. love the peculiar.
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i wish it was truly and deeply understood that mental health issues can debilitate you and stunt your abilities and your life in a very real and literal way. like it is sickness it is illness it is not a minor inconvenience that you can always just talk yourself out of
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“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.
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I dunno man. I found out today that a subway sandwich is $14 now. A shitty subway footlong sandwich that isn't actually 12 inches long and is occasionally made with expired ingredients and was never a great option to start with. I ate those in high school because I was broke and at the mall a lot.
There are poke bowls in my city from a local place for $16. Super fresh fish and veg, warm rice, more than I can eat in one sitting, for the price of a sandwich and a drink at america's most mid-tier sandwich shop.
Someone in another post said (paraphrased) you used to be able to get something mediocre for cheap, but now the mediocre things cost as much as the nice things so why would you?
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I see way too many posts about being really affectionate with your friends and if you aren't hugging and kissing your friends then you don't really have friends and you should be in love with your friends a little bit and it annoys me so here's a post that shouts out non-affectionate friends. shoutout to the people who don't like affection or hugging or being super gushy with each other but still love and appreciate their friends dearly. shoutout to the people who find it really hard to be emotionally vulnerable and sweet but are still always there for you in a crisis. shoutout to people who don't have to be hugging you constantly to prove that they care about you
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See also, "We're in a drought; conserve water!" Meanwhile, bottled water companies and golf courses for rich folk empty the aquifers.
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i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh
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if you like penis coladas.. and getting shot in the brain!
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Also got phobia jumpscared on yt, and now I don't want to sleep bc I'm going to have Visions.
#stuff sarah says#did manage to cover my screen with my hand enough to get to the dont recommend to me again thing#but it was still unpleasant#and once again. i hate that it freaks me out the way it does#all i do is suffer
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Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)
#just got more alcohol and ice cream bc me and the bestie just watched plague dogs#now we're gonna watch another fucked up movie but this ones at least fucked up in a fun way
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Very frustrated, bc like. If I complain about the weather and then complain about climate change and how no one's doing anything, I'm met with "well actually this is the latest we've had a 90 day in a long time." And it's like. There's a reason they changed it to climate change instead of calling it global warming, bc that was misleading. The average temp, especially the sea, is rising, but that doesn't mean daily it's going to always feel hotter.
What it does mean is that we're going to have more severe weather patterns. Like the worsening hurricane seasons. Like how many bad tornadoes we've already had this summer. Or like how we had an usually cool spring and now we're in a fucking heat dome that is making the Midwest feel like Florida.
Things are changing. It's not normal. We used to often get frosts and even snows in November or sometimes even October. We're lucky if we see flurries by January. But when I bring that up it's "well I don't like the snow anyway." Like that is not the point. The climate is changing enough that we are noticing and there are already a lot of consequences to the ecosystems around us.
But yeah. Drill baby drill. Fuck you.
#stuff sarah says#im mad#and no. i didnt go into it much#i did bring up the snow but idk if she understood my point#i love her but oh boy do we have some very different views on things#anyway. fuck that orange taco and his obsession with big oil and violence
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no way i just saw people in tiktok comments crying screaming throwing up at the idea of aslan being a jesus figure. worsties the lion literally dies to save edmund (the sinner) and then rises from the dead. he tells the pevensies he can be found under a different name in our world. what else could this have meant
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btw this isn't a vague/subtweet (post?) or anything but just so y'all know, there's a way to mark things as "inspired by" on ao3
you don't have to just put it in the notes!! very cool under-utilized feature
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part of a recent reflection
#my walls are definitely higher than they ever were#but i will meet you in the yard and give you bread and jam#dont try to climb them. i will never allow that#but be patient. take my bread#one day i will invite you in for tea hopefully#i make no guarantees#but i am trying
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𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐈 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞. &&. 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐠𝐨 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤, 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐭— 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞…
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