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cress: how come people aren’t afraid of crabs but we’re afraid of spiders and scorpions? like crabs are basically just the weird love child of the two and i don’t understand

thorne: well i can easily avoid crabs by just not going to the beach, cress. ms. arachne likes to live in my home and oppress me because i’m bisexual

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what she says: i'm fine

what she means: i used to like guacamole now i don't like guacamole. what if i stop liking other things i like? like what if i stop liking my mom?? if it worked on guacamole it could work on my mom. and now these thoughts are tapping me on the shoulder like one second bro i'll be right over. and now the thought and i are fighting in a bar and i can't beat the thought because he's super swole because the thought hits the gym more than i do. if i can't even hit the gym how will i ever be a good father?

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Regarding last night’s episode of Below Deck Med, I feel very frustrated on behalf of Aesha. Victims of rape should not have to disclose their trauma just to justify saying “Don’t make rape jokes.” Jack absolutely should have stopped, no questions asked. That being said, I am really proud of Aesha for using her platform (so long as it was her choice and not the producers) to speak out about this topic and reminding victims that its not their fault.

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concept: crowley with a roomba

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I just finished reading the second adult-targetted novel that I’ve read in my entire life, and I did not relate to the 38 year old protagonist of either.

we need more books that are written like YA novels but have characters in their 20s… like I can’t keep reading books about teenagers but I’m also not ready for the weird adult romance section of the book store

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Okay, listen, Rebecca, if you hate this diagnosis so much, then, let’s get a second opinion. Second opinions are very common. And, you know, this new doctor, he just met you. He doesn’t know you yet.

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reading with ADHD like:

*reads one line* *predicts what’s going to happen* *skips ahead a couple paragraphs to confirm your suspicion* *skips back up to get context for what just happened* *skipping ahead again to finish the thought* *rereading the last 3 paragraphs kind of in order before moving on to the next scene*

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When I finished my neuropsychological testing and got my results, I was incredibly disappointed and confused by the ADHD diagnosis. So I’m a daydreamer, what else is new? I did this to get an explanation for why my brain feels so weird and I function so badly as a person. It wasn’t until I sent the results to my therapist that I learned how life-changing of a diagnosis this was.

I think it’s funny (sarcasm) that society still seems to view ADHD as something super quirky and insignificant, turning it into a joke and treating it as something less than a disorder that actually messes with my ability to function as a human being on the daily basis

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barry + smiling at sally :-)

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#true friendship

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These are so on brand

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happy mermay

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TO ANYONE WHO NEEDS IT RIGHT NOW, HERE IS MY MOTHER PAULA PROCTOR TELLING YOU – YES YOU – THAT YOU ARE REMARKABLE BECAUSE YOU ARE!!!!

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He’s definitely not as good as old Greg, I’ll give you that. They barely even give him songs, probably because he can’t hold up that Santino Fontana charm. But I really recommend seeing the show through to the end. It’s worth it.

Whaddaya say, West Covina? What’ll it be?