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Meeting genuine adults that think legal = good, illegal = bad is so bizarre, like bro not even the law itself agrees that that is a good ethical framework
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hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus
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being self indulgent and drawing the wizards before artfight comes to kick my ass into next tuesday <3
#critical role#caleb widogast#essek thelyss#shadowgast#AAAAAAAAA#screaming crying throwing myself against a wall
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The ao3 legal team working that fast to get the database taken down is why no one should ever complain about how much money ao3 gets in those donation drives. The money is about servers and lawyers, people. And the lawyers are fucking good.
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Thinking about how Anakin canonically both touched grass and got laid and was still Like That.
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womens clothing sizing is based on how much the company wants you to kill yourself
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"What made you follow your mutual" I don't know. I don't remember anything. In my mind we were mutuals at birth. Since the dawn of time. The start of the earth's spin
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i bring a sort of "it doesnt matter if youre into porn or not, getting elitist and mad at people for being horny aligns you with the agenda of the alt right" vibe to the conversation that some ppl dont like
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More contextless moments from the story I am still writing
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the first rule necromancy is have fun and be yourself <|:^)
second rule is if the black candle goes out your mind is lost in a dimension of fog forever
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the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal
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reblog to give prev some of that good writing mojo
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when cishet guy friends tease me about being a lesbian and ask how i "know" i'm gay i like to go "well have YOU ever had sex with a man?" and when they say no (they always say no) i go "then how do you know you're not into men?" and like... what IS it with how insecure cishet men who are scared of gay thoughts always assume they would bottom. like they talk like that's the inevitable outcome if they were to ever get bicurious. today i hit these two guys at work with a "what, are you scared?" and they frantically described to the most detailed prophetic visions of the biggest burliest bear topping them to death. which could mean nothing
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