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George Reorge Rartin Martin... you could perhaps.... relieve some of the summer heat.. with, say, a... cool breeze? Some might go so far as to suggest.. winds? of Winter??

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keegan michael key always has the most insane face card in drag

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Make sure you spend $4000 this summer on iced lattes and pasta salad from the cafe

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I dont really fuck with american pop culture and its discourses anymore but Beyonce celebrating ethnic cleansing with her tour shirt is tooooo on the nose

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It really is 2003 again Jesus Tapdancing Christ.

Like, all Republicans did was replace Iraq and gay people with Iran and trans people.

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Under the tiled floor, she finds another floor.

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🤭 I'm a girl but with a little 😏 extra something 😉

Can you guess what? 🤪

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If people in the Columbus, Ohio area are interested in adopting a kitten, I have 2 still looking for homes!

Left is Quincy, a boy, and right is (Little) Hex, a girl. Estimated 6 weeks old.

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explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

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New-to-me movies seen in 2025:

The Vourdalak (2023)

"If ever, and may God preserve you, I were to return after six days have passed, I enjoin you to forget that I was your father."

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we shall post bullshit on the beaches we shall post bullshit on the landing grounds we shall post bullshit in the fields and in the streets we shall never surrender

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Crazy thing about #healing #recovery Small Victories is when you'll have some shit going on that's like, saying this would involve admitting how you used to be doing. You know? Like hey guys good news I'm gonna change my bedsheets this year

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i am literally always saying that this is what rules about this show. huge plot events that would get treated as big emotional manipulation moments are just sort of background noise but it can wring an entire episode's worth of tension out of "nathan lane comes over for lunch and they serve SOUP." best show on tv bar none