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Imagine if, in post jttw egg au, they'd already gone through the whole "Guanyin is the reincarnation of my mom" bit back when MK was still a cub himself. Like, Guanyin has Wukong and newborn Xiaotian checked out, and Lao Tzu realizes something is weirdly familiar about the newborn cub and Wukong's dao. A few checks later and a trip to Diyu, and suddenly, it's an open secret that Wukong is, somehow, a long, lost imperial prince. Wukong proceeds to give his newly discovered maternal grandfather and grandmother the most hateful and burning glare he can muster when still fresh from the delivery room and makes it clear he and his family want NOTHING to do with the Jade Court or it's crown after all the shit they put him through. And, all things considered, they respect that... mostly. They still send him invites to almost every event (most of whichhe burns), and his newly discovered cousins/already kind of sort of sibling figures the Peach Maidens, Erlang, and Nez Ha take every opportunity to visit

Link to the main Stone Matriarch post.

ohohoho, I love the idea of just post-Jttw (perhaps even immediately after the Samadhi Fire ritual) Wukong ends up in 24-hour care up in Heaven almost like the Century Stone Egg au. Dangerously zapped of his life energy/dao with his mate and friends at his side, the major difference being the timeframe/fallout.

Wukong and Macaque, and the Pilgrims learn of Wukong's connection to Guanyin, and the Celestial royal family as a whole, and they immediately laugh out loud before going back to the mortal world. They have zero interest in involving themselves nor their little hatched Egg in that nonsense. The wounds (physical and emotional) of Wukong's burning, and of the Mountain, are far too fresh for Wukong to stand the celestials right now. He'll make sure to keep his cub far away from them.

And the slap to the face it is to the Emperor and Queen Mother is Immense.

They just discovered that one of their greatest annoyances is their legal/celestial grandson, a piece of their first lost daughter, and he's just graced them with a great-grandchild - only to look at these facts and decide "Nah" and leave for the world of the mortals.

The Entire Jade Court keeps quiet about this open secret out of fear of the royals anger.

Erlang, Nezha, and the Orchard Maidens visit FFM frequently. Little Xiaotian and his siblings grow up with many family members from "the other side" that they see at almost every birthday or holiday, but wonders why they can never visit them directly in the Celestial Realm. The cubs, Mei, and Red Son grow up assuming its the celestials prejudice against demonkind and bad history between their families.

Unfortunately the bad blood that boils leads to DBK's imprisonment about 500 years before the main story. The exact details of his rampage left unclear.

Xiaotian and the cubs grow up with the truth of The Stone Matriarch Shíhuā being their maternal grandmother, and her Consort their maternal grandfather. Guanyin had long since gifted Wukong with visits from his mother's spirit, and the cubs see the goddess as a bonus grandparent-figure. The Eclipse twins found Yē Lín's cavern on complete accident when messing with their newly discovered shadow powers, subsequently leading to the discovery of Wukong's unhatched little brother Luzhen. Honestly Xiaotian doesn't think his family history could get any weirder.

At least until the events of S3/4 leads Xiaotian to the Emperor's throne room where he meets a his spirtual great-grandparents for the first time...

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I'd like to think MK and Mei still become best friends, to the point he actually told her about being the Monkey Prince and his real reason for being in the mortal city before New Years. For one, as dragon royalty, she'd definitely understand where he's coming from about not wanting to be treated differently, and for another, he needed help, and nobody knows the streets better than Mei.

Oh def

MK sort of knows who Mei is from the start, but understands that she wants to be seen as *just* Mei, not the child of a royal dragon family. Like how he *just* wants to be MK, and not Sun Qi Xiaotian Prince of Flower Fruit Mountain and Aolai.

When Mei begrudgingly brings MK and Sandy over to her family's home and inherits her family's ancestral sword, MK decides since she's so comfortable to reveal her origins to him, he'd do the same for her.

Mei makes a horse-like "BWWHAAAT?!" and splutters;

Mei: "You! Xiaotian!" MK, confused: "Yeah?" Mei, pointing excitedly at herself: "Me! Xiaojiao!" MK, realising Mei is his cubhood bestie: "YOOOOO!!" Mei: "YOOOOO!!!"

It quickly comes about that after DBK's imprisonment, the royal dragon families (whos' opinion of SWK had been bad already with Ao Lie's injury/passing) forced their extended family to retract their loyalty from him less they be exiled. Mei's Parents included.

Needless to say MK and Mei are tighter than ever, and trying to get Red Son in a good place to reveal who they exactly are to him so that their old trio can be whole once more.

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(takes your hand gently in mine) i love constellations so goddamn much

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It is pretty funny (and kind of strange) that in part one, the worst punishment in Imperium was a livestream video, but then in part two, the threat of execution and people going missing just became canon.

Though Sora's belief that this is the worst punishment could be attributed to both her fear of her parents seeing her, and possibly her not knowing about this as a kid, despite knowing about other punishments.

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fandom etiquette reminders

gentle reminder that people do not have to like/ship the popular ships in a fandom. widely popularized ships do not equal canon ships and even if they were, people are allowed to have different pairings they prefer. if one fandom creator popularized things, it does not mean that every single other creator has to also do that thing.

please be respectful and considerate of the people making free content for your enjoyment as well - you never know whats going on on the other end of the screen to cause an author to not upload a new chapter or why the artist hasn't posted new art in three weeks. their boundaries are just as important as anyone else's and deserve to be respected as a basic human right.

if you're a minor, do not participate in 18+ spaces! this is for your safety as well as the safety of everyone else. if anyone over the age of 18 insists its okay for you to participate in nsfw topics with them, run. be careful with what you're posting online, too. you never know who has ill intent when interacting with you.

be also incredibly mindful that not everyone wants to participate in fandom discourse. proship/antiship discourse, ship wars, "what are your thoughts on [insert problem here]", - these are good and fun in their own respects, but can be incredibly distressing if brought up out of nowhere.

fandom is supposed to be for fun, and it isn't fun if its stressful and dangerous.

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You mean to tell me that Grian actually named his bow “his charm and good looks” canonically with his whole entire grick? You mean to tell me he ACTUALLY killed Scar and it showed up in chat as “Goodtimewithscar was killed by Grian using his charm and good looks” ??? Right in front of every other hermit on this good christian minecraft server??????? What in the homosexuality is going on I thought that was a fan edit,,,,,,

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From this -

This post is mostly for those who don't want to have to click on the link in order to read the entirety of The Owl House's series bible.

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HAPPY LESBIAN WEEK!!!1/! except i’m comically late but shh

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*"WHY WON'T YOU JUST LOVE ME?!"*

I am sorry I haven't posted in a while, was busy with school stuff (trust‼️)

Anyways the artstyle changed + improved too, so uh, eat.🤭

(@dynamicsimp come get your creepy ahh monkey or I'll eat him instead/pos)

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Knowledge is empowering

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👏let👏kai👏still👏have👏connections 👏to👏the👏criminal👏underworld.👏

One dose not spend i think a year in a illegal fighting ring being one of their best fighters without getting at least a few connections. Let kai still have ties and favors on the other side of the law.

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I’m on the edge of wanting it to happen and praying Neil has never thought of that

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Hey just wanted to let you know the YouTube shorts found you. Yeah you're in one of those Minecraft parkour vids now.

oh my god they turned me into a minecraft parkour youtube short. they fucking censored my swearing and confined me to a short!!!!!!!!!

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hermitcraft:

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screenshot redraw except i did it in my english textbook qnd also remembered it wrong

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Good old reunion between a Goddess of creation and a lil monkey statue she made once