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Cuddling. don’t mind the claws of the beast
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tricky words I always see misspelled in fics: a guide
Viscous/vicious – Viscous is generally used to describe the consistency of blood or other thick liquids. Vicious is used to describe something or someone who is violent. 
Piqued/Peaked/Peeked – To pique someone’s interest is to catch or tease their attention. When something peaks, it reaches its total height or intensity. To peek (at) something is to look briefly, or glance. 
Discrete/Discreet – this is a tough one. Discrete means to be separate, or distinct, i.e., two discrete theories. Conversely, when someone is discreet, they are being secretive or cautious to avoid attention. 
Segue/Segway – one is a transition between things, the other is a thing you can ride at the park and definitely fall off of.
Conscious/Conscience/Conscientious – to be conscious is to be awake, i.e., not unconscious, or to be aware of something. Your conscience is the little voice in your head telling you not to eat the entire pint of ice cream. Finally, to be conscientious is to be good, to do things thoroughly, to be ruled by an inner moral code. 
Hope this helped! Please add more if you think of them!
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my attachment to characters generally falls into one of two categories:
-you're so wet and pathetic and sad. what happened to you. who has done this to you. please let me feed you soup and dry your sopping wet eyes with a tissue
-you're an absolute bitch. genuinely an insufferable person. please marry me
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Stan Lee and friends playing Spider-Man on the Atari 2600 (1982)
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a-vintage-snake · 13 minutes
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Reblog to give the person you reblogged from the ability to finish their WIPs
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a-vintage-snake · 14 minutes
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adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”
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This has been a PSA.
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if you tag me in a chain post and i don’t do it it’s not because i hate you it’s because i am very lazy. i love you thank you for tagging me.
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a-vintage-snake · 7 hours
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i really like memes like this. they are truthful, and there is a cat involved. just a big fan all around.
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a-vintage-snake · 7 hours
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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.
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a-vintage-snake · 7 hours
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Wait… Isn’t Ed Balls day coming up? ED BALLS DAY, I HAVE TO GET READY TO CELEBRATE 
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this too shall pass
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I am a terrible combination of “whatever happens, happens” and “If everything doesn’t go according to plan, I will vaporize”
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This is so wholesome
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