a-writer-on-elm-street

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things you DO NOT need to be a man

a dick

he/him pronouns

XY chromosomes

things you DO need to be a man

the swiftness of a coursing river

the force of a great typhoon

the strength of a raging fire

the mysteriousness of the dark side of the moon

^this post was brought to you by LGBT^

Let's

Get down to

Business

To defeat the huns

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Peter at any minor inconvenience

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I drew this ages ago after my first Saw V watch it still gives me the giggles

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Scooby-Doo! and the Witch's Ghost (1999)

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"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

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oh you like my writing? Did reading the words I wrote make you happy? Kiss me on the mouth.

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my dream as a fanfic writer is for one day, one of my fics to be someones comfort fic. like the fic that they reread when they don't feel good and want to be happy. i want my words to comfort someone one day

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NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.

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The sexual tension between me and rewatching a movie that I’ve seen 80,000 times already

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Doctors know all about the body. So my head Canon is that they make the best lovers because they know what to do and which places to touch and bite and hit. Therefore my conclusion is that Lawrence Gordon is the best lover. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk

Oh definitely. But I also like to imagine that Lawrence would be quite reserved and shy during sex. Idk, he just gives sub vibes to me.

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I’m rewatching Aliens of London, and all I can think about is how rough it’d have been for Owen to have to have the day Tosh had that day all while supremely hungover. Just imagine him with the worst hangover imaginable, trying not to vomit while chasing an augmented pig down a hallway, and tell me it doesn’t make you laugh.

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the making of saw (2004)….real traps real saws real blood in the amputation scene. what do you MEAN james wan made the puppet himself. everything in this film was included because james wan just had it lying around in his apartment somewhere. including leigh whannel

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𝗱𝗼𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗿 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁 𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘁𝘀; 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝟴.

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New TCM movie looking nice✨

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hey if you died right now whats your ghost outfit you cant change it be honest