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read that in a really dramatic italian accent pleas
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fucka youa
fuck-a you.
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keedlez2 replied to your post: keedlez2 replied to your post: ...
DONT OUT ME LIKE THIS!!!!!
😏😏
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my quad2: do you love me n2?
me, already headiing out the door: ii wiill diie for you.
#tra2h text.#and wiith thii2 iim loggiing.#goodbye liiterally nobody but 2aiid quad2.#my da2h ii2 dead a2 fuck.
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keedlez2 replied to your post: almo2t everyone ii care about wa2 on at once and...
i said we can log off to bone
keedlez2 replied to your post: almo2t everyone ii care about wa2 on at once and...
did my post send
keedlez2 replied to your post: almo2t everyone ii care about wa2 on at once and...
now WE can log off to bone
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Meet Me In The Cozy Bed
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the fine of what
two thou2and kii22e2. let2 go.
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almo2t everyone ii care about wa2 on at once and then half of them went off two bone and hone2tly iif that ii2nt a mood iidk what ii2.
#tra2h text.#that2 what ii get for not datiing normal people but why the fuck would ii want that?#iit ju2t mean2 ii can log out 2ooner lmao.
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keedlez2 replied to your post: keedlez2 replied to your post: ...
UM fuck THAT I love you so much wtf
im coming to your big warm human bed while the other two nerds are bonin
forboden.
iill allow iit ju2t thii2 once but youll have two pay the fiine.
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keedlez2 replied to your post: (BASS DROP) ARE YOU (BASS DROP) NASTY (BASS DROP)...
hi nasty i love you
iillegal actually. ii can only love you.
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cullionchameleon replied to your post: anyway you miightve thought ii wa2 dead but ii wa2...
And then you’re going to disappear again. )K
my tran2portaliizer ii2 liiterally alway2 open two you all iim ju2t two lazy two get out of my biig comfy human bed for much of anythiing anymore.
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here’s my family and our halloween costumes. @a22hole @keedlez2
#2elfiie2#ah ye2 here iit ii2.#the end all be all.#iim hot and nobody can deny that.#ii could have done thii2 ye2terday but ii wa2 two bu2y al2o 2hoviing my face wiith candy.#the kiid ha2 a liiteral mountaiin of candy 2he2 goiing two od on 2ugar.#anyway dave ii2 al2o very hot and 2o ii2 jn.#well he2 more cute iin thii2 piicture but fuck you.#and ii gue22 al2o the kiid two. 2he2 cute.#iill giive iit ju2t thii2 once.#anyway iit wa2 a good tiime.#ii love my famiily that2 the end of thii2 rant.
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anyway you miightve thought ii wa2 dead but ii wa2 iinformed that ii had mandatory po2t2 two reblog 2o here ii am two do that.
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(BASS DROP) ARE YOU (BASS DROP) NASTY (BASS DROP) GOD STOP (BASS DROP) DOING THIS (BASS DROP)
that2 three two many ba22 drop2 anon go eat it.
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2twopiid:
fuck you my word carriie2 weiight. what have ii done for you two lo2e faiith iin me? ii gave you my 2auce, bro.
iit doe2nt becau2e youre a captor. do you beliieve anythiing ii 2ay? thiink iill keep my promii2e2? fuck you for thiinkiing 2o lol.
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2twopiid:
that 2ound2 liike a joke but look at how 2hiit goe2 for u2. youre liiterally not wrong.
iit really do be that way 2ometiime2.
take my word for iit.
two 2olluxe2 walk iintwo a bar. neiither come out. riip iin piiece2.
ii would know iive been here for long enough iive 2een the liike2 of u2 come and go many tiime2. only the 2tronge2t wiill probably la2t.
probably.
your word mean2 fuck all.
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2twopiid:
we have two maiintaiin an equiiliibriium of captor2 on thii2 hell2iite, that2 ju2t how iit ii2.
dont worry about iit, ju2t know iit2 there.
we clock iin and out and have a 2chedule two keep and iif we overlap 2omethiing bad wiill probably happen. you know.
that2 ju2t how iit be 2ometiime2.
hmm. doubt.
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