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Ugh this is the

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Light academia & morning coffee ☕

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I turn 30 next month so here’s what I learned in my 20s:

—don’t work for startups, they’re always one ‘innovative idea’ away adding ‘sell your kidneys on the black market’ to your job description.

—keeping a collection of basic OTC medicine on you will save your life one day. I recommend Advil, Imodium, and TUMS.

—those little single-use glasses cleaning wipes are 1000% worth the money

—overly self-depreciating jokes just make people uncomfortable, wean yourself off of them

—you can buy dehydrated mini marshmallows in bulk online and they’re a godsend for hot cocoa

—people don’t care if you have fidget toys on your desk they just want to play with them

—try to go to bed BEFORE the existential ennui kicks in

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you cannot advertise to me in a way that matters.

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STOP. moment of gratitude for those precious times of breathing from your nostrils when you don't have a stuffy nose

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Biscuits are ready

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Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

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“english isn’t my first langua—“ say no more.

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bad circulation gang rise up!!!

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