😃😊 feel free to message me bc this anxious ball of stress wont message first. started 12-Dec-13
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first of all, this is an adorable photo. second of all, tHE FUCKIGN CAPTION I’M SCREAMING SJNDAKNFJSNDNAJDN
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What do you call an annoying paper?
A piece of sheet.
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men are. so hot. like.. their hair.. their bodies.. their skin.. their legs.. their chests.. their arms.. their low voices, the way they chuckle.. when they laugh.. ahh…. I wish i wasn’t into them bc it’s inevitably complicated and annoying but hey. they’re pretty
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“im trying my best!!” i say as if my best didnt pack up and leave me in 2012 without any warning
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“My mom painted this and said no one would like it. It’s her 2nd painting.”

“I painted somebody’s mom”

“Took a while and not perfect, but i painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom”

“I painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom who painted an egret”

“I painted the guy who painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the mom who painted a bird”

“When it sinks in that I stayed up most of the night to paint a meme for internet points…”

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Last night i had a dream Lady Gaga and Beyonce both simultaneously tweeted out a telephone emoji and every single gay in America immediately began rioting in the streets
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Waffle House with the Chik-Fil-A level service
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