aamputation
aamputation
disgruntled, overworked, & underpaid
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what was supposed to be a placeholder blog is now permanent as, alas! it seems as though mine original blogs will never be returning from the skeleton war. : ̗̀➛ the tea hereacaademicqueer | hobbyistauthor -> academic-clown -> aamputation
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aamputation · 1 month ago
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hey this is pretty cool and I'd hope accurate, but in the end my readers have to be the judge of that.
thanks @estrellami-1 for the tag!! This was fun. Open tag, but more writers should take this!
What color is your writing? 🩷
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Okay, I was ready to be sad because brown sounded like such a BORING answer, but I actually LOVE this so much?! 🥹
Thanks to @dreamwatch for the tag!
Your result sounds SPOT on btw 😆
Take the quiz here.
Some no pressure tags: @penny00dreadful @pearynice @sidekick-hero @eriquin @vthx
@vegasol @little-annie @tinytalkingtina @helpimstuckposting @steddiecameraroll
@frankenstein-ate-my-left-shoe @augustjustice @madaboutmunson @griefabyss69 @shares-a-vest
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aamputation · 1 month ago
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i’m not joking when i say that not a day goes by when i don’t think about this video
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aamputation · 1 month ago
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all quiet in a western font
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aamputation · 1 month ago
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Something to remember
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aamputation · 2 months ago
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aamputation · 2 months ago
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May the force be with you. Ted Lasso, S02E01
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aamputation · 2 months ago
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Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth
> Don’t give him a baby for a while.
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aamputation · 2 months ago
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bastard sounds great in an irish accent. if an irish person calls you a 'daft bastard' it just feels right
the welsh have the monopoly on things ending in hell. fuckin hell and bloody hell hit different in a welsh accent. its like music to my ears
the scots have piss and shite for sure. "its pishin it doon out there" "this is a load of shite" absolute poetry
if i may speak for the english i think we do penis related words very well. dickhead, knobhead, bellend, etc.
and for all the shit we give them, you gotta admit that no one can deliver a 'goddamn' quite like an american. theres a certain weight to it that you just cant achieve in other accents. when an american says goddamn you know shit just got real
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aamputation · 2 months ago
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This paints such a beautiful picture
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aamputation · 2 months ago
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aamputation · 2 months ago
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remember this fine sunday
Jesus was a Lich not a Zombie
thank you for coming to my TedTalk
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aamputation · 2 months ago
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aamputation · 2 months ago
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aamputation · 2 months ago
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would you like a nice glass of
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aamputation · 2 months ago
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cud i ask are you still updating take me home?
hi anon, the short answer is yes. the long answer is I work two jobs and I have been horrendously busy, to say nothing of the atrocious writer's block I've been struck with.
in an ideal world, I would be able to tell you I'm going to update within a set timeframe. alas, i can't promise anything other than i haven't abandoned TMH.
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