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gizmotemusic · 1 year ago
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You know how the word "feline" refers to cats, and "canine" refers to dogs? There are a whole bunch more animal adjectives, and here are some of them:
equine -> horses
bovine -> cows
murine -> mice/rats
porcupine -> porcupines
wolverine -> wolves
marine -> marmosets
saline -> salmonella
cosine -> cosmonauts
citrine -> citrus
combine -> combs
famine -> your fam
bromine -> your bros
palpatine -> your pals
alpine -> alps
christine -> christ
asinine -> asses
machine -> the speed of sound
landmine -> explosions
migraine -> migrants
trampoline -> tramps
dopamine -> dopes
medicine -> the Medici family
praline -> prey
masculine -> mascara
feminine -> femurs
latrine -> latissimus dorsi
fettuccine -> fetuses
poutine -> sadness
turbine -> turbans
engine -> england
supine -> soup
valentine -> valence electrons
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they laid off the shrimp who fried rice. yeah. he’s out of wok now
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hilarioushitshq · 1 year ago
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hometoursandotherstuff · 3 months ago
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thedankmemes · 14 hours ago
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jkl-fff · 2 days ago
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Call me a demon of avarice, because I'm ... a greed!
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iknowmorethanyou · 1 day ago
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charlesoberonn · 3 years ago
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l-swizzle · 2 years ago
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Dudes be like “the man the myth the legend” and its just their pal greg
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vampires-official · 3 days ago
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official vampire post
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thedankmemes · 2 months ago
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iknowmorethanyou · 11 months ago
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prickly-porcupine-memes · 3 days ago
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gizmotemusic · 1 day ago
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ID: A slice of pie with ice cream on top. Impact font text reads "Allah mode". End ID.
still don’t get why putting ice cream on a dessert makes it muslim?
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doinkdoinkdonk · 8 hours ago
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via tiny.tobasco on instagram
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