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thedankmemes · 17 hours
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geek-22 · 2 days
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iknowmorethanyou · 3 days
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siffrin-crimes · 3 days
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I MADE UP A VERY BAD PUN
Why does everyone want to go shopping with Siffrin during act 5.
Because Mal du Pays.
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oldinterneticons · 10 hours
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I've been used
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urhokarila · 8 months
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Jesus christ, I wish to just one day be this pinnacle of wit, horniness, and sacrilege.
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selkypostergirl · 8 months
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Hot queer spaces tip: never trust any spot that has fewer than 2 fat and hairy people present!! You have no idea what other problems the space has if they can’t even meet the bear minimum
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wekny · 5 months
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spectacular how he overcomes the situation
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sourcreammachine · 7 months
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oh shit - i was time travelling and accidentally killed an ancient italian. doesn’t matter tho everyone was killing each other, when in Reme do as the Remans
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gizmotemusic · 4 months
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You know how the word "feline" refers to cats, and "canine" refers to dogs? There are a whole bunch more animal adjectives, and here are some of them:
equine -> horses
bovine -> cows
murine -> mice/rats
porcupine -> porcupines
wolverine -> wolves
marine -> marmosets
saline -> salmonella
cosine -> cosmonauts
citrine -> citrus
combine -> combs
famine -> your fam
bromine -> your bros
palpatine -> your pals
alpine -> alps
christine -> christ
asinine -> asses
machine -> the speed of sound
landmine -> explosions
migraine -> migrants
trampoline -> tramps
dopamine -> dopes
medicine -> the Medici family
praline -> prey
masculine -> mascara
feminine -> femurs
latrine -> latissimus dorsi
fettuccine -> fetuses
poutine -> sadness
turbine -> turbans
engine -> england
supine -> soup
valentine -> valence electrons
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l-swizzle · 8 months
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Me leaving my 9-5 job which barely covers my bills just to see the hulk throw my car at a villain and miss
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thedankmemes · 2 days
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redstopgringo · 9 months
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I make perfumes that smell like blood, phlegm, black bile, and yellow bile. They're not very good yet, but I'm trying to improve my scents of humor.
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iknowmorethanyou · 2 days
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mr-craig · 9 months
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I see you've noticed my overhead mural of mushrooms. That's myceiling.
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mememediocritymaven · 4 months
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Boingy smash
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