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The Ganges

The setting sun glistens on the surface water,

As the fire we set continues to wither.

The river flows in this forever stream,

As the minds of ourselves wander.

The deep jungles of bustling worlds,

We travel a thousand miles away.

To skies we never thought to reach,

Or trusts we never meant to breach.

To understand clarity we never had,

To understand the good and the bad.

 The pure Ganges shall make me pure again,

Forever more until the last monsoon rain.

  The damp sun beats on our hearts,

On our faces there is joy.

There is not happiness of life,

Nor of sadness.

There is finality to what one can think,

As the water fills our lungs to the brink.

It’s a mad world, such a mad world,

As I blow the fires of my thoughts absurd.

  Release of emotions in the form of words,

Purity for filth is unheard.

In this faceless time of faceless people,

Listen to the last voice of reason.

Listen to those who lived heights bygone,

Forever more until the Ganges song.

  -Aj 

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These two have been talking forever and I can’t even hear them. Why is it that I can’t hear a word they are saying? I feel really left out. Maybe I can leave them alone for a while and check something out on the forums. Controller Trimater is a weird name, I guess I’ll check that out.

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FORUM:

TITLE NAME: CONTROLLER TRIMATER (CT)

AUTHOR NAME: USER 13119201 (ATSAM)

Salve Masta nomen meum. Ego sum Controller Trimater, I know that none of you know Latin therefore I just started in Latin to annoy all of you for no reason what so ever. If there is any of you who know Latin then be proud my friend for that is the only way you can understand the Controller Trimater. The Controller Trimater is a possibility of a world which is exactly like the real world, but it can keep changing drastically or minutely in this let us say “Programmable” world. It then creates more copies of this Programmable world. Now what you must be asking me is this, “What’s the point?” I mean I would have expected you to be awed by the possibility of a legitimate understanding of multiple universes. But hey, that’s me. Anyway let’s talk about how you and others like you can use this particular phenomenon to your ends. If you go to the forums and check out something called “ARCHIVES” you will be able to find a list of names, these names are of people who have been deleted. The Deleted are the people who have been, well.... deleted from existence. To be blunt they are dead. They have been made as a copy in the Programmable world, they just keep reliving their lives until their death and then the programmable world resets it again. Now this blog website not only takes large changes in the real world but also minute changes. So the fact that someone in a blog post said that a pen was on a desk when it was actually on the printer it creates a universe where that pen was actually on the desk and not on the printer.

We are talking about thousands of universes that keep copying itself due to changes in the real world. Now these universes are considered as just small files of code for us, we are able to manipulate the programmable world to any way we want with no consequences to self or others. Getting back to “the deleted” (the people who died due to the blog posts) these are also codes but we can mess with their emotions, memories, etc. We can insert them into stories if it’s required.

Now this all sounds farfetched and unlikely but believe me it’s a complete possibility. Now you would remember that I wrote that the only way you would understand the CT, yeah I lied. Now the question that you should be asking is “Did I lie?”

Who knows?

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That’s a weird thing to say in the end and it’s especially annoying to me since this whole blog website thing is starting to become maybe or maybe not possibilities and how long have they been talking and playing that stupid chess game??

Wait... what the hell? Are they playing again?? That’s weird they are making the same moves like last time.

*sometime pass*

And they are doing it again and again and again. How? Oh god damn it.

Tinary.  

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---------ANDROMECH HQ----------

USER 26554 (ZEED)  _||_  USER 229181205(VIRATE)

ZEED: Have you got the virus?

VIRATE: Yes.

ZEED: So we are ready to open the door?

VIRATE: Yes.

ZEED: I have always wanted to ask you something.

VIRATE: Can I abstain from answering?

ZEED: Not really no.

VIRATE: *ROLLS EYES* whatever.

ZEED: Why are you doing this?

VIRATE: Why are you doing this?

ZEED: I asked you first.

VIRATE: doesn’t matter to me.

ZEED: I did it because I want revenge.

VIRATE: Revenge?

ZEED: Let’s just say that I have a score to settle with someone.

VIRATE: The only possible person who could be considered our common enemy is this mysterious Admin. What has he ever done to you?

ZEED: That’s a long story and I don’t want to get into it.

VIRATE: I see. Fine, let’s get to work.

ZEED: You didn’t answer my question.

VIRATE: What was the question?

ZEED: Why are you doing this?

VIRATE: Simply because I can.

ZEED: You’re doing this just because you can?

VIRATE: Yes.

ZEED: You have no deep need for justice or revenge?

VIRATE: No.

ZEED: Don’t you hate the injustice done by our enemy?

VIRATE: There is no injustice.

ZEED: What?

VIRATE: Let me explain. The only reason that I am helping you is because this Admin has created a code that is able to manipulate the real world in ways only human thought is a limitation. The fact that my hacking skills have been tested to such a decree was only a minor felicity; the crux of my merriment is the fact that we will have control of the most potent tool of hacking ever created.

ZEED: So the whole reason you are doing this is because it’s a challenge?

VIRATE: in simple terms, yes.

ZEED: You don’t care at all that the Admin has probably destroyed thousands of lives due to the eternal code?

VIRATE: I am a hacker. I only respect the programming.

ZEED: Are you human?

VIRATE: Who knows?

ZEED: Well you should.

VIRATE: True but I can lie.

ZEED: Yeah but then lying is only human nature.

VIRATE: So if I lie (and I am not saying I am) and tell you that I am a human that would make me human?

ZEED: Well.. I would know that you have human tendencies and not completely non-human.

VIRATE: Interesting. Are you a human?

ZEED: Why do you ask?

VIRATE: You peaked my interest.

ZEED: Who knows?

VIRATE: Exactly.

ZEED: I suppose you could say we are all sort of not human.

VIRATE: Why do you say that?

ZEED: Simply because all humans tend to become animalistic.

VIRATE: Animalistic?

ZEED: A point where instead of the rational side the irrational takes over. A point where only instinct runs.

VIRATE: We are wasting our time with pointless philosophies.

ZEED: Pointless... pointless

VIRATE: Yes, pointless.

ZEED: Are we alone in this world Virate?

VIRATE: Arthur C. Clarke said, “We are either alone in this universe or there is something there. Both are terrifying.”

 ZEED: Who was Arthur C. Clarke?

VIRATE: He was a science fiction writer, science writer, inventor, undersea explorer and television series host from England.

ZEED: Oh, was he the guy who wrote “A Space Odyssey”?

VIRATE: Yes the very same.

ZEED: Cool.

VIRATE: Now, I wanted to ask you something.

ZEED: Sure, go ahead.

VIRATE: Could you possibly leave now?

ZEED: humph, fine...

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“OTTO FOR SOME REASON WE HAVE BEEN SUSPENDED IN THIS PARTICULAR POSE FOR QUITE SOME TIME.”

Yeah. Anyway let’s discuss why I should go on a possible suicide mission.

“YOU DO NOT CARE ABOUT THE FACT THAT WE HAVE FOR NO APPARENT REASON BEEN SUSPENDED IN TIME JUST A FEW MINUTES AGO?”

Yeah right now my biggest concern is that we were suspended in time, not the fact that I have to make a decision whether I want to enter into the only option available to me.

“STOP BEING SO MELODRAMATIC, YOU HAVE SO MANY CHOICES BEFORE YOU. THE FACT THAT THIS CHOICE IS THE BEST POSSIBILITY OF YOUR SURVIVAL AT THIS POINT IS JUST A HAPPY COINCIDENCE.”

I don’t think any of this is a coincidence. The fact that I am possibly the only way into this other realm of yours I think everything is connected. Come on, how can so many random things be connected this way?

“THAT IS CERTAINLY A NEW PERSPECTIVE THAT YOU SHOW ME BUT SINCE I DO NOT CARE LET’S TALK ABOUT YOUR “SUICIDE MISSION.””

Okay since this happy coincidence is sort of my only option, I need to know what the obstacles before me are.

“WELL THE FEW PROBLEMS THAT YOU WILL FACE ARE: INSTANT DEATH AND THAT’S IT. THE OTHER OBSTACLES WE WILL COME TO KNOW ONCE YOU ENTER INTO THE CODEX.”

Hmm.. so, I already died in an event that is supposed to happen sometime in the future. This is considered to be the future so I could legitimately die here completely?

“YES.��

Oh well, since we got that out of the way let’s start this huh?

“I GUESS. WELL CHOOSE A PILL.”

Really?

“NO, JUST SCREWING WITH YOU. HA HA.”                                        

.....

“YOUR SILENCE IS NOTED. LOOK OUT THE WINDOW.”

Hmm... This feels exactly being in the matrix.

“YEAH OTHER THAN THE FACT THAT YOU WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO DO WHAT NEO DOES, LIKE SLOW MO STUFF AND GENERALLY BEING AWESOME.”

Well that’s not very reassuring. If I had the powers like in the matrix when I entered it would have been great.

“YES IT WOULD HAVE BEEN AWESOME, BUT SINCE THERE IS NO SUCH CHANCE WE CAN TELL FOR SURE IF YOU WILL BE ABLE TO GET SOME COOL POWERS WHEN YOU ENTER INTO THE CODEX AND IT WOULD BE QUITE POINTLESS IF YOU THOUGHT THAT YOU WOULD GET POWERS AND YOU LET YOUR GUARD DOWN.”

So is this The Codex?

“NO, THIS WILL TAKE US TO VIRATE. HE WILL THEN TAKE US TO TITAN CODE.”

Not to sound irksome but what is the Titan Code?

“*SIGH* WELL THE TITAN CODE IS SORT OF LIKE A FIREWALL. YOU KNOW IT PROTECTS A SYSTEM OR A NETWORK FROM UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS. USUALLY OUR HACKER WOULD BE ABLE TO GET THROUGH THE FIREWALL EXCEPT THIS IS A LEVEL 3 CODE.”

Level 3 Code?

“THERE IS A LEVEL OF SECURITY FOR EACH OF THE TITAN CODE DEFENCES. THE HIGHER THE LEVEL THE HARDER IT BECOMES TO CRACK. ANYWAY, THIS PARTICULAR LEVEL ACTS LIKE A LOCKED DOOR, LITERALLY A LOCKED DOOR AND THE ONLY WAY TO ENTER INTO THIS IS BY USING A KEY.”

So I am “Key” to the success of this mission?

“YOU COULD OPEN MANY DOORS FOR YOURSELF.”

That was lame.

“NO YOU’RE LAME.”

Nuh uh.

“UH HUH.”

Nuh uh.

“UH HUH.”

Will you both shut up and go through the window all ready?

Who was that?

“THAT WAS VIRATE.”

Oh. Well, might as well go through with this.

“YES MIGHT AS WELL.” 

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THE POST THAT WAS NEVER TO BE (TPTWNTB)

---- The narrator ----

Throughout this obfuscated and convoluted story the question that you would ask would be “Where is that bloke who started all this?” “Where is that extremely mysterious and dangerous man?” or “where is that dickhead?” Well, I have always been here and I will continue to be here. I am probably the ultimate reason why there is any story going on in this nonsensical format at all. This is never going to be posted but nevertheless will be read by someone in connection with the story that is currently going on. How? I have no idea and I also think you should stop questioning everything that is going on. Now since we have such trivialities out of the way let’s talk about my motive. Why would I want to take Otto? (Strangely, whose name is a palindrome.]  The sole reason that his name sounded so premium-ly endowed but sadly though his name is riveting, his behaviour has been of adolescent nature. What? You thought there was a reason he was chosen? Did you think that he was chosen ideally because he somehow will rise to some momentous occasion that would shake the very fibre of the world around us? Would he be of such significance to the very cosmos we live in? The simple answer being, no he really is not of that much significance. The most important characters here seem to be the ones that haven’t yet showed themselves or has not been thought up of by the eternal code. Hmm.. Don’t really know what I said is a spoiler or not. I mean it sounds cool if the eternal code was actually another person writing up events as it went on and the admin was just a puppet this eternal being was using to control this world for his conquest of the universe. But, that would be bullshit and sort of stupid on my part because I have probably spoilt everything. Since I can’t really do that and I am quite a vivid story teller and like to keep everybody on their toes and by doing this the whole apprehensiveness nature of my yarn spinning will be knotted and I lose this particular characteristic that I find I adore about myself. To tell you truthfully I have no idea why I bought in a character like Jenny into this story at all and even less why I bought in Ben, Joan and that little girl who I mercilessly cut across her hand in a grim misanthrope manner [even though I know I deeply respect women, I just do not like whiny little girls for some reason. Though in retrospect she was not being whiny at all until I slit open her hands so I suppose it was my fault that such a thing even occurred. I apologize to that little whiny girl who couldn’t take a slash to the hands] the thing that pissed me off the most was in fact the Andromechs meddlesome nature. Why did they have to help these two at all? What possible reason is there for them to assist these morons? Oh yes, quite simple actually and if you haven’t been following till now I would call you a vacuous sort of a person or simply that you do not bother a tiny rats behind about whatever it is that is going on.

The reason behind the Andromechs ever so importunate disposition is because they want to enter into this milieu called “The Codex” I am here just to explain what it actually is since that imbecile with the Guy Fawkes mask did not really give an explanation to it. The Codex is a medium between the real world and the eternal code, wait I’ll just fire up MS paint and show you what I actually mean.

Now why would the Andromechs need Otto to get into The Codex? I mean that would actually mean that he was of some significance or importance to the world. So my choice of character was either complete chance or the eternal code had already predestined him to be able to survive and enter into The Codex. The interesting thing about the eternal code is that it acts sort of like a mystical crystal ball. It’s able to foresee what will happen or to be more accurate it predicts what can and can’t be. So let us take an example of Otto, there was possibly only two outcomes. One being death and the other life, the eternal code took the two options and knew the two sets of actions that would happen. The eternal code sounds almost like a god who gives the illusion of free choice to man which is interesting because it does exactly that. It takes the option not on chance but more so, on the amount of posts that it can generate. The more the posts the more the control, the more the control the more it can attain complete pre-eminence. The power looks as though The Admin will receive since he technically is the creator of this omnipotent code. Does that mean The Admin can become a god because he is able to bend and shape the world through a code that was constructed by his skill in writing as well as coding? If so, I suppose the best course of action for a person like me would be to snatch that control.

Become a god.

Become The Admin.

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POST 1003: Filler.

POSTED BY: YNNEJ (USER 105141425)

Otto’s room seems very boring. You know what, let’s change it. FILLER TIME!

The room changes, instead of boring shelves of books and scattered remains of dirty dishes it turns into a small room. It contained two chairs and a table. On the table there was a chessboard with all the pieces already set up.

There was a window also.

Otto looked out but couldn’t see anything because this place doesn’t really exist *EPIC TWIST*

What do you mean doesn’t really exist?

This is made up. Duh, it’s fictional.

So you couldn’t make up a fictional reality where there was something outside?

Umm... I suppose I could, but I am going to keep it this way.

Fine, where is this guy?

Wait patching him through now.

A knock comes from the door. Oh yeah there is a door also.

 Otto walks up to the door and opens it. A strange sight greeted him, a man with a really slick black suit and wearing a nice red tie. The strange part was he wore a mask, a Guy Fawkes mask to be more exact. Strange.... So Stran..... *fritz*

“HELLO OTTO.”

What happened just now?

“WE FINALLY MEET.”

Why can’t I hear her? Where is she?

“LET’S PLAY SOME CHESS.”

What in the fuck. Where in the fuck is she?

“CALM DOWN OTTO.”

She didn’t even fucking censor me. Where the fuck is she?

“SIT DOWN AND PLAY.”

Fuc.....

“I SAID SIT DOWN AND PLAY!”

....

“NOW, WOULD YOU PLEASE PLAY THE GAME?” *moves the white pawn*

.... *moves the black pawn*

“YOU ARE IN A SIMULATED POST RIGHT NOW.” *makes a move*

What is that? *makes a move*

“MY COLLEAGUE HAS HACKED INTO JENNY’S POST AND CREATED A SIMILAR ENVIROMENT IN HIS OWN POST, SO WE ARE RIGHT NOW IN A MULTI X2 POST.” *moves another piece*

Why? *moves another piece*

“WELL I NEED YOU TO COME WITH US, THE ANDROMECHS.” *moves another piece*

Andromechs?

“WE ARE A GROUP OF HACKERS.”

  “THE SIMPLE REASON BEING THAT WE HAVE A USE FOR YOU.”

What use?

“WE REQUIRE YOU TO ENTER INTO THE CODEX.”

What’s the codex?

“HAVE YOU EVER REALIZED HOW THE SIMPLE RAMBLINGS OF PEOPLE ARE ABLE TO HAVE SUCH REAL WORLD EFFECTS?”

Yeah but I didn’t know how it’s happening.

“SIMPLE. THE WEBSITE IS CREATED ON A CODE CALLED “THE ETERNAL CODE”

The Eternal Code?

“YOU ARE VERY INTERESTING TO TALK TO. BY WHICH I MEAN IN THE MOST SATIRICAL SENSE POSSIBLE.”

How would I be able to contribute to a conversation without being supplied with enough information on the topic that we are trying to discuss upon.

“TRUE ENOUGH. WELL THE ETERNAL CODE WAS CREATED BY THE ADMIN; HE WAS ABLE TO PROGRAM IT IN SUCH A WAY THAT IT CREATES AN EVENT WHICH IS THEN DUPLICATED INTO THE REAL WORLD.”

So none of these events actually happened?

“WELL... NOT EXACTLY, THE OLDER POSTS USED TO DO THAT BUT AS THE POSTS STARTED TO INCREASE SO DID THE CONTROL OF THE WEBSITE OVER THE WORLD.”

That means the more we post the more control the code has on the world.

“YES. THE ADMIN IS TRYING TO CONTROL THE WORLD BY FEEDING MORE POSTS INTO THE ETERNAL CODE AND THEREBY BECOMING MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE.”

Umm.... this seems to be like a beginning of a really lame story of me being an integral part of your plan or some fucking hero.

“UMM.... YOU ARE CERTAINLY A PARAMOUNT TO OUR SUCCESS. CHECK.”

Okay so I have to enter this codex thingy and do what exactly?

“WELL... TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH WE DON’T REALLY KNOW.”

What do you mean “we don’t really know?”

“WELL... WHEN WE MEAN WE DON’T REALLY KNOW WE MEAN THAT WE DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO TO SAVE THE PLANET. WE SORT OF FIGURED THAT AS LONG AS WE SEND YOU TO THE CODEX YOU MIGHT FIGURE IT ALONG THE WAY. CHECK.”

So I am like a test? To see if you guys can enter into the codex unharmed?

“OH NO. YOU ARE THE ONLY CHANCE FOR US TO GET INTO THE CODEX. “

So you want me to go into some unexplored medium of sort on the off shoot chance that I might save the planet from a crazed maniac who created the thing that is slowly controlling the world via a blog website?

“MORE OR LESS.”

“CHECKMATE.” 

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-----CHAT ROOM-----

USER 105141425 (YNNEJ) _| |_ USER 15202015 (OTTO)

YNNEJ: Hey I tried it out and it works.

OTTO: The whole “Know your surrounding” thing?

YNNEJ: Yeah it’s called Kys. Get with the lingo.

OTTO: Okay, Kys. So let’s see it.

YNNEJ:

OTTO: You went on a taxi and took a picture?

YNNEJ: It allows us to see the point of view of the taxi. So that means it’s going to cover a lot of space.

OTTO: What’s the point of it?

YNNEJ: I don’t know but as Francis Bacon said “Knowledge is power.”

OTTO: ....

YNNEJ: What?

OTTO: Nothing, I have been going through the forums and there a lot of weird stuff on it.

YNNEJ: Yeah, anyway the only other way to help ourselves is by talking to others and bringing up a cause to save you. We will all unite and fight for the greater good. HAIL REVOLUTIONARY IDEOLOGIES!!

OTTO: yeah.... I don’t think anyone is going to give a fuck.

YNNEJ: NEVER USE SUCH ATROCIOUS LANGUAGE WITH ME!

OTTO: What’s your problem?

YNNEJ: Never use bad language.

OTTO: Fine, fine.

YNNEJ: Hey look someone is messaging me. See you in a mo.

----YNNEJ HAS DISCONNECTED----

USER 2091411825(TINARY) _| |_ USER 105141425 (YNNEJ)

  TINARY: “HELLO”

TINARY: “I AM TINARY. I REQUIRE YOUR ASSISTANCE”

YNNEJ: Why do you type in quotes?

TINARY: “IS THAT THE FIRST QUESTION YOU ASK A MAN/WOMAN WHO ASKS FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE. NOT “WHO IN THE HELL ARE YOU?” OR “WHAT DO YOU WANT?” BUT INSTEAD YOU ASK A MAN “WHY DO YOU TYPE IN QUOTES?” ?”

YNNEJ: Yeah, those would be my follow up questions but right now I want to know why are you writing in quotes?

TINARY: “I SPEAK IN ASCII-CHARS. SINCE YOU WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO TRANSCRIBE WHAT I SAY I THOUGHT I SHALL TRANSCRIBE IT MYSELF AND RELAY IT TO YOU.”

YNNEJ: Weirdo.

TINARY: “YES PEOPLE HAVE TOLD ME THAT.”

YNNEJ: So what do you want?

TINARY: “I WOULD LIKE YOU TO START WRITING A NEW POST.”

YNNEJ: And I should just mindlessly help you because writing in Ascii-chars and then transcribing back to me in normal language is so cool.

TINARY: “IF THAT WOULD LEAD ME TO MY GOAL MORE QUICKLY. THEN YES.”

YNNEJ: No. Why should I even do this for you? I don’t know who you are.

TINARY: “I CAN HELP YOU SAVE OTTO.”

YNNEJ: Yeah I am going to act all surprised because you know that. You must have read my post.

TINARY: “THAT SEEMS TO BE A POINTLESS OBSERVATION SINCE I ALREADY KNEW THAT YOU WOULD KNOW THAT I MUST HAVE READ IT FROM THE POST. SO ALL IN ALL WHAT YOU SHOULD HAVE ASKED ME IS “HOW ARE YOU GOING TO HELP OTTO?””

YNNEJ: Okay smarty pants, I’ll bite. How are you going to help Otto?

TINARY: “READ THIS VERY CAREFULLY AND THEN START WRITING UP THAT POST.”

YNNEJ: We’ll see.

*20 MINUTES LATER*

USER 105141425 (YNNEJ) _| |_ USER 15202015 (OTTO)

YNNEJ: Hey, I think we can solve this little problem.

OTTO: I feel very assured that you think that my inevitable death is a “little problem”

YNNEJ: Stop being so melodramatic. You’re not dead yet.

OTTO: K

OTTO: Okay, I am sorry. So how do we solve my “little problem?”

YNNEJ: Well a guy called Tinary says if we allow him to enter into our post so he can create a “portal post”

OTTO: Somehow I can’t seem to understand your predisposition to believe everybody.

YNNEJ: I don’t believe everybody. I just find that this could probably help your “little problem.”

OTTO: So as long as I don’t have many choices I should just take the ones I have?

YNNEJ: Yes.

OTTO: *sigh* fine.

YNNEJ: Anyway “portal posts” basically connect two posts together and creates sort of a multi post. This multi post acts sort of like a filler in a movie. It deviates from your main post and goes on a parallel line.

OTTO: So it only postpones my death further?

YNNEJ: Basically.

OTTO: Is there something else I should know?

YNNEJ: Umm.. no.

OTTO: Are you sure?

YNNEJ: Yup pretty much.

OTTO: Okay. So, I guess we should start this. Who is going to write up the post?

YNNEJ: I suppose I’ll do it. Okay with you?

OTTO: Yeah okay.

YNNEJ: See you in a while.

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----YNNEJ MESSAGING----

YNNEJ: Hey Otto, I found a thread on the forum which talks about “Know your surroundings.” So I am going to go and test it out. Make sure you read up on this and also make sure “our narrator” doesn’t try to disrupt our post. If anything goes wrong take over.

YNNEJ: Here I am copy pasting the forum thread.

TITLE: KNOW YOUR SURROUNDINGS.

AUTHOR: USER 101323 (XCAJ)

Hello, this forum thread is to educate you on an awesome feature of this website. This mechanism allows you to upload any picture onto your “BLOG DRIVE” (a drive that keeps all your posts, pictures, etc. on the website.) and you can monitor that particular picture from then on. What do I mean? It’s simple; let’s say for example you took a picture of an empty street. Now if you were to upload this picture onto your blog drive, the website configures it in such a way that you will be able to see whatever happens in that area where you took the photograph. Sort of works like a security camera.

Now there are a few downsides with this feature. Now let’s say you took a photograph from your cell phone or camera then the blog drive will only take photos from your cell phone or camera and you can’t do anything about it. The other problem with the feature is you can only keep a maximum of two photographs for viewing. So if you want to upload a new photo it will automatically take place of another.

Currently as we are running on RULES v 3.1 there are some things you must know.

1.       Only the admin can delete the photos, if any objectionable content contact the admin.

2.        Other users can view your photos.

3.        If found with objectionable content the user will be terminated permanently.

4.       Length of photo viewing is now reduced to 16 hours after which the photo will be taken down.

Anyway that’s all there is to it. Have fun and keep writing.

OTTO: This is unreal. How in the hell is it able to do that?

OTTO: Hello? Jenny? Oh yeah you’re not here. Well message me when you get back, I am going to go through more of the forums. I’ll also keep an eye on the posts.

-----OTTO HAS DISCONNECTED-----

------ANDROMECH HQ-----

USER 229181205(VIRATE) _| |_USER 2091411825(TINARY)

  VIRATE: We have a problem and I will not transcribe what you say.

  TINARY: “WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM?”

  VIRATE: I got through most of the Titan defences now the only problem is the final door.

  TINARY: “CAN’T YOU HACK THROUGH?”

  VIRATE: No. If that was the problem, we wouldn’t be having a problem and I wouldn’t be talking with you.

  TINARY: “SO WHAT IN THE HELL IS THE PROBLEM?”

  VIRATE: Well we need the viruses.

  TINARY: “HOW MUCH TIME DO WE HAVE TO ENTER THEM?”

  VIRATE: Probably another.... 15 hours or so. 18 hours tops.

  TINARY: “CALL ZEED AND TELL HIM.”

  VIRATE: On it.

  -----VIRATE HAS DISCONNECTED----

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Otto still shouting out with euphoria jumps and does a somersault in which he fails. He stumbles on the landing and falls back. Fortunately he didn’t hit his head that hard.

F**king bulls**t

What did you say?

Nothing I just said I am happy that I am alive.

Well, that’s good and you’re welcome.

Yeah thanks for that but what am I to do now?

The best advice I can give you is keep moving forward.

Yeah sure, if I knew where was forward.

Hmmm.. Why don’t you get on the website?

What website?

This website I am using that allows me to talk to you while posting (apparently)

Okay... Is there like a sign up or something?

No it only asks for your ID and password. I don’t think there is a sign up button or whatever.

Hmm.... How did you get in then?

I got a text from some unknown number and it explained how to get in.

Wait, you just outright went and believed that it might help me?

Well it was that or do nothing.

Okay.. Anyway what’s the website name?

Wait I’ll send you the web link.

Okay my number is....

No needs already know it.

How?

While you were shouting like a stark raving mad man, I was going through your stuff.

How in the hell?

The website sort of allows you to have an overview of your current surroundings.

Wha.. really?

Yeah I saw your phonebook near the table and I just flipped through it. I saw an entry for Otto and took down the number. I also found your really weird collection of masks, your baby pictures (oh sooooooo sweet) you need to clean up your kitchen; you have a lot of overdue bills, your wedding ring....

Okay, let’s stop right here and make a simple rule now shall we?

Yeah, what is it?

STOP SNOOPING AROUND MY HOUSE!

Calm down, it’s not like I found your Journal or something.

STOP SNOOPING!

Okay, okay. Jeez some people are just really paranoid.

I just went through a lot of shit today and I need to get my bearings.

We don’t have much time, I think you should really get on the website. That way we can help each other and get this thing over with.

*Sigh* fine did you send me the text?

Yeah just a minute.... *beep*

Otto receives a text explaining how he could get into the website. He looks doubtfully at the text and mumbles something that sounded like “That’s a stupid idea for an ID and password.” He gets on to the computer and enters into the website.

Well as Otto frantically types into his computer let’s take a look around his surroundings. The room was in shambles, books were strewn all across the table and it was an overall mess. The masks (probably of African make) were all over the place and some of them were quite scary. Otto strikes me as a person who doesn’t go out much. Wait, I’ll ask him.

Hey Otto do you go out a lot?

What? Why do you ask?

I need to write about something so I thought I might write about you since you are probably the only interesting thing here right now.

Okay whatever; no I don’t really go out.

Why?

Can you stop talking? Cause I am sort of in the middle of something.

You are no fun.

Yeah, talk about something else for a while.

Fine, meany-meanerson.

Otto is a meany-meanerson and he doesn’t deserve to be saved by someone as awesome and caring as me. I am sure he kisses his mother with that mouth (POTTY MOUTH). What else? I like unicorns (yes they are fake, I know) because they are a horse with a horn and they are soooooo pretty J and don’t get me started with puppies especially wrinkly puppies. THEY ARE SOOOOOOOOO CUTEJ. Hey, I am getting a message from someone. Well I suppose I’ll see you guys in a while (whoever you guys are.)

-----CHAT ROOM-----

    USER 15202015 (OTTO) _| |_ USER 105141425 (YNNEJ)

OTTO: Unicorns seriously?

YNNEJ: What’s wrong with unicorns?

OTTO: *sigh* nothing. Now what’s the plan?

YNNEJ: Well we should learn more about this website and how it works. So read up the rules.

OTTO: You do that I am going to do some posting.

YNNEJ: Yeah you can’t un-die yourself.

OTTO: Why in the hell not?

YNNEJ: Because it will cause a contradiction and we can’t cause one.

OTTO: Why not?

YNNEJ: The posts will collapse and we won’t exist.

OTTO: How can that happen?

YNNEJ: It just does. Stop questioning this too much.

OTTO: Yeah I am sorry but I might die in 5 minutes from now and I am not really digging that.

YNNEJ: Listen, the posts have just manipulated the world around you, how? I have no idea. But, do you really think you want to mess with something that has that kind of power without having some idea of it?

OTTO: Okay, okay. I guess I should read up the rules and look up the forums.

YNNEJ: Good idea. Also as a security measure, change your password. Don’t want someone else to get in now do we?

OTTO: Yup on it.

----OTTO HAS DISCONNECTED---- 

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----CHAT ROOM (Andromech HQ)---

USER 26554 (ZEED)  _||_  USER 2091411825 (TINARY)

  TINARY: 01010111 01100101 01101100 01101100 00101100 00100000 01101001 01110011    00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101110 01100101 00111111

ZEED: I am really not in the mood to transcribe that right now.

TINARY: 01001010 01110101 01110011 01110100 00100000 01100100 01101111 00100000 01101001 01110100 00101110

ZEED: I suppose all you want to know is “did I do it?”

TINARY: 01011001 01100101 01110011

ZEED: Well I know that means “yes”. Yeah, I did it.

TINARY: 01010011 01101111 00100000 01110111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110111 00111111

ZEED: Oh for fuck sake! Just type it’s so much easier!

TINARY: 01001110 01101111

ZEED:  >:( fine...

TINARY: 01010100 01101000 01100001 01101110 01101011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 00111010 00101001

ZEED: “THANK YOU J”

            Yeah you’re welcome. Now what did you say before?

 TINARY: 01000001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110111 01100101 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100001 01100100 01111001 00111111

ZEED: “ARE WE READY?”

Almost. We just need to get the highly screaming one into the website. What was his name again?

TINARY: 01001111 01110100 01110100 01101111

ZEED: “OTTO”

            What a weird name huh?

TINARY: 01001111 01110100 01110100 01101111 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01101000 01101111 01110000 01100101 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01100001 00100000 01101110 01100101 01110111 00100000 01101111 01110010 01100100 01100101 01110010 00101110 00100000 01000001 01101110 00100000 01101111 01110010 01100100 01100101 01110010 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01110000 01100101 01100001 01100011 01100101 00101110 00100000 01000001 01101110 00100000 01101111 01110010 01100100 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110011 01110100 01110010 01101001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00101110

*15 minutes later*

ZEED: “Otto is our hope for a new order. An order for peace. An order to strive for.”

You do understand that this is a pain in the ass for me, don’t you? Are you doing this just to piss me the fuck off?

TINARY: 01011001 01100101 01110011 00101110

  ZEED:  

TINARY: 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 01110011 01100101 01101100 01100110 00101110

ZEED: Yeah tin, fuck you too. Anyway have you heard from Virate?

TINARY: 01010100 01101001 01110100 01100001 01101110 00100000 01000011 01101111 01100100 01100101 00100000 01101100 01110110 01101100 00100000 00110011

ZEED: “TITAN CODE LEVEL 3”

Hmm... That’s a hard one to crack. Multiple level hacking and he has to do it simultaneously. He is going to have a horrible time with that and not to mention the fact that if he fails we will get caught.

TINARY: 01001000 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101111 01101110 00100111 01110100 00101110

ZEED: “HE WON’T”

            I have faith in him but I think we should lay low for a while.

TINARY: 01010110 01100101 01101110 01100111 01100101 01101110 01100011 01100101 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100011 01101100 01101111 01110011 01100101 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01100100 01100101 01100001 01110010 00100000 01100110 01110010 01101001 01100101 01101110 01100100 00101110 00100000 01001001 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100001 01101100 01101101 01101111 01110011 01110100 00100000 01110100 01100001 01110011 01110100 01100101 00100000 01101001 01110100 00101110 00100000 01000001 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101001 01101101 01100101 00100000 01110000 01100001 01110011 01110011 01100101 01110011 00100000 01100010 01111001 00100000 01110111 01100101 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01100101 00100000 01100011 01101100 01101111 01110011 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01100111 01101111 01100001 01101100 01110011 00101110 00100000 01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 01110010 01101111 01101101 01100101 01100011 01101000 01110011 00100000 01110011 01101000 01100001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01110000 01110010 01100101 01110110 01100001 01101001 01101100 00101110

ZEED: “Vengence is close my dear friend. I can almost taste it. As time passes by we come closer to our goals. The andromechs shall prevail.”

You really should start typing now. I am not going to transcribe another one of these long fucking sentences for your sake.

TIRANY: 01001111 01101000 00100000 01110011 01110100 01101111 01110000 00100000 01100010....

ZEED: Yeah I am not doing this.

-----ZEED HAS DISCONECTED---

USER 2091411825(TINARY) _| |_ USER 229181205(VIRATE)

TINARY: 010….

  VIRATE: Zone. No transcription possible.

  TIRATE: “FINE I WILL TRANSCRIBE MY OWN WORDS.”

  VIRATE: What do you want?

  TIRATE: “HOW LONG TILL YOU GET IN?”

  VIRATE: It’s going to take a while.

TIRATE: “HOW LONG?”

VIRATE: A while.

TIRATE: “...”

VIRATE: It’s going to take a while, but if we keep talking it’s going to take a lot more time. So if you would please shut up and let me do my work.

TIRATE: “OK CALM DOWN. JEEZ CAN’T EVEN TALK TO PEOPLE NOW A DAYS.”

VIRATE: Leave.

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Ben enters his username and password. He enters into the website.

He quickly finds out the user 105141425, and tries to send her a message. An error occurs as he tries to send her a text.

Did you send it to her?

It’s not allowing me to send it to the user, it keeps saying error.

Oh for fuck sake. What version are you running on?

What are you talking about?

The rules! The rules! What version are the rules!

I don’t know where to check.

Type on the search bar: RULES

Okay, okay. Don’t shout at me.

FUCKING DO IT!

Umm… its Version 4.5

Damn it. That means he’s already blocked us.

Who?

The admin

What are you talking about?

Later I’ll explain all of this later.

Okay, what do I do now.

You send a text on the phone

But I don’t...

YES! YES! I FUCKING KNOW!

So, what do we do?

I am going to send you the number.

I don’t have a phone.

I don’t need you to have a phone.

What do you mean?

I am just going to make you remember.

I don’t....

The room was dark and gloomy. The windows were closed and Ben was sitting alone in the dark room. He had his computer in front of him and he was looking at something, but couldn’t really remember. Suddenly he remembered, he had to send that website address to that lady. For some reason.... well, he might as well do it. He took out his phone and texted it to... whoever that lady was.

After he sent the text he stopped giving a fuck and hung in mid air.

What in the fuck is happening..

Oh god damn it.

What....

Yeah I am not doing this shit. I am not talking to something that doesn’t really exist.

What are you...

Yeah goodbye you’re deleted.

What....

Ben looked down his hand and knew what he was. Somehow he felt that it was comforting. 

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