#OR

[les-portes-du-sud]

Ses cheveux étaient dorés, et ne l'étaient pas seuls; car si ses joues étaient roses et ses yeux bleus, c'était comme le ciel encore empourpré du matin où partout pointe et brille l'or.

Marcel Proust

[allo-frouto]

Hypothetically, what's the best way for a guy who thinks you're an alluring, divine temptress to approach you and get your attention?

Send me money, I’m done with the talking stages.

[yeetus-feetus]

i have a little brother who is 12 years younger than me, and when he first came into the family (he's adopted) I used to take him with me everywhere because he was adorable and I loved looking after him (and sometimes forces to take him with me when I went out). And people used to think he was my kid when I went to the shops or the park.

It STILL happens sometimes!!

and I'm now just imagining this happening with Dick and Jason, or Dick and Damian.

Omg there was this one time where I was hanging out with a group of my friends and my baby brother wanted to come with me, so I brought him along. And we're at the shops and he wants donuts so he's looking at all the options through the glass and this lady behind us taps me on the shoulder and goes

"is that your son deary?"

And I'm like "no, no he's not mine he's-"

And before I can finish she turns to my other friend like "is that your little boy?"

And she laughs and goes "oh god no"

And then my little brother smacks one of the guys in the leg and goes "I want that one! I want the T-Rex with the red sprinkles!"

And so he says "lol okay, can I get the red T-Rex for the little man please?"

And the old lady just frowns and goes. "Is he the father?"

And my other friend is trying SO HARD not to laugh, and the old lady is looking at him suspiciously like she's gonna ask him next, as I go "none of us are the father, that's my little brother, I'm looking after him"

And this lady is like "oh I knew I saw some resemblance there, good on you" and I'm trying so hard not to disappoint her by saying that we do not in fact share any genetics and we're only related through law.

And she's saying "you should probably get you mother to teach him how to tie his shoe laces, I'm so worried he's going to trip over them and hurt himself" and now my other friend who was already laughing is basically on the floor in tears like

"don't worry ma'am I'll tie them, we won't let him get hurt"

And I can't help but picture this as Dick and the other titans. It would be so fucking funny. Like I'm just imagining Dick and Kory being asked if this kid is theirs, and then they asks Donna and she's like 'oh Hera no'. And then Roy is the one ordering the donut and Wally is the one laughing so hard he's in tears.

Oh God I desperately need someone to draw this. It'd be so funny to show my friends like, this is what our shenanigans did. It's DC fanart now😭

Or maybe I'll write a fic with the same premise, don't count on it.

[liferetainsitssparkle]

like it's FINE i would even call it good if you caught me during the right scene but i think you're pulling my leg

[lys-jeorge]

I was looking for booktubers to watch, so I open this random video and one of the top comments is "yes please make more long videos!"

This video is 27 minutes?

If 27 minutes is your long videos what are we all here for?

When a video on your channel is long enough for your regular viewers to say it's long and it's under an hour and a half why did any of us turn up?

[intheblossomtree]

[indelible-waltz]

Why is there a coffee shop near my house with an eye

Well uhhhh

uhmmm......

someone's keeping an eye on you

[goldnhourwrites]

wanna write alune angst so bad. potential for alune stress is so high i want her to have a good cry and then get a hug or six

[shaunashoochiebae]

seals are so cute i wish i could have one in my backyard

[liferetainsitssparkle]

ok a pros and cons list for my job doing some shit to my schedule :

cons:

-im down ten entire hours

pros:

-more time for... art??????

[mysticalxmagical]

YAY CHANGE❗❗However I will mourn my tag being changed /j ATLEAST I STILL GET A HEART❗❗❗GOOD TO KNOW IM STILL THE FAVORITE /j

It's okayyy!! I can use both if you want me to! Idndjddj- and everyone gets a heartttt! But I can add an extra if you behave- /lhj