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Jeremy and Jean are living inside my head and I don't care that they don't pay rent (working on some redesigns for these two)

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For the last time Neil is not oblivious he's just so busy playing 5d chess with everyone he meets that the concept of regular chess baffles and bores him. Matt what do you mean I should hook up with a cheerleader can't you see I'm busy waging psychological warfare on a Frenchman.

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haunted house uquiz by streetlighthalo

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love characters who are like "this is how the world works. this is how it has to be (because if i'm wrong i have to face what i've done // if i'm wrong i have to face whats been done to me) "

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meme time jean healing process

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does anyone else remember the foxhole court bc that was so insane. for awhile the biggest thing on tumblr was a self published book series that no one outside of this website has ever heard of and that was never even published in physical form about a guy who fakes his name, age (by one year) and identity to join a sports team for a fake sport that the author invented for the series despite the fact that it was literally just lacrosse, after being on the run and changing his name hundreds of times because his mobster dad tried to sell him to a rival sports team that was actually owned by the japanese mafia. or something like that. and then every single subsequent thing that happened was somehow more batshit soap opera plotlines. this was literally the most popular book series on tumblr and was put on book rec lists alongside like, the great gatsby and donna tartt books. if I didn’t remember it so clearly I would assume I hallucinated this

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honestly being vulgar as a woman is so attractive. if you say something disgusting i will fall in love with you. 

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reading the secret history and the goldfinch defined me as a person, not in a good way, but they definitely defined me !!!!

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him.

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came out super fuzzy but had to do this tik tok trend 🧡

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Throw me some soft and happy jean content, i have a dentist appointment tomorrow and im really nervous

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Isn't Hannibal problematic...

no, but i understand the confusion! it's a common misconception, but serial murder and cannibalism are okay in real life.

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imagine how sweet it would be if like fuckin cnn or somethin cut to england and like people were devouring the royal family live on camera

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,,, this certainly was a choice is all I’m saying

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Can someone do that book trend on tiktok with Neil's i'm fine? You know the one that goes: God damn then pages change but it's the same quote every time? I would love to do it but i don't own the physical copies.

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need a girlfriend so i can deactivate for good