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I think this MST3K clip should be categorized as its own emotion so when people ask how I am doing I can just say Frank With Leech and they will understand. Anyway, feeling very Frank With Leech today

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Mammoth Gordon Ramsay: Oh, fuck me, you've just thrown a spear into my side. And another! This is fucking ridiculous. Hurts all the more knowing you're going to overcook me too

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the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

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Gonna chill out the rest of May and then change my entire life in June. Possibly July if that doesn't work out. Certainly no later than September or October.

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the penguin logo on angela carter’s books (heroes and villains, saints and strangers, fireworks, the bloody chamber)

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Feel old yet? Team Fortress 2 released in 1972

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lowkey some of you guys would thrive in a world that was better and kinder.

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file this one next to "socratian poetry" under "tumblr users trying to sound smart by using specific language and revealing they don't know what they're talking about"

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youre hurting your mind&body too early in the day with heavy atoms when you eat steak and eggs for breakfast

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i dont normally repost instagram shit but the wording of this comment is killing me. like the armored carapace of a beetle. phenomenal

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there used to be this giant book that was shipped to everybodies home whiched doxxed everybody in the city

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