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would you still love me if i was a webp

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Sir Ian Mckellen for S.S. Daley Fall 2023 Ready-To-Wear.

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sorry for the delay in responding to your message. I was walking around the house with unclear intentions

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The first rule of writing is hoard notebooks

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"get home safe" is a spell and i am casting it on all my friends

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Recipes from Portland's famous but long-closed Rheinlander restaurant. This cookbook was produced in a limited window before Chef Mager's death. All of these fucking slap.

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“parasite in chief in her idiot hat” still makes me fucking cry laughing

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How about ‘record a song off the radio old?’ (x)

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i could fix him but honestly whatever the hell is wrong with him is way funnier

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the intensity of my desires are normal. (←lying)

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we need to resexualize the terms bimbo/himbo. im sick of people watering them down to just mean “nice dumb people” no it means dumb slut!!! the slut part is important. do not forget about the sluts of the world 

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Posts that be like “If I were a monster that had to eat people, i would just eat horrible people~” are so absurd to me. How often do you see Known Criminals on the street? Billionaires out for a nightly stroll around town? Effectively fucking never. If I have to drag myself to the grocery store, you think it’s gonna be any easier for me to hunt Bezos and Co. every time my stomach growls? I can’t bother to plan meals more than a day in advance, how am i gonna perform whole ass detective work to confirm someone’s a serial killer before i eat them? Ya’ll got that much time on your hands? Planning 5 course meals every night of the week? Don’t make me laugh. Eat a pedestrian and tragically wrestle with guilt like the rest of us, idiot.