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got bored and designed Fake Winamp

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escape from cluster prime is unrealistic because no monarch would ever send their daughter to public school

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the existence of minikris implies the existence of megakris

no kris is permitted to be tall. the second megakris comes into being everyone else also becomes mega so they can remain short

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kris and susie fucking around in a recording studio

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Upjohn, Today.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY DMs PFIZER

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Who the fuck just asked me "merck and co" thrice like follow me and I'll follow you back bc I feel like we could be autistic about pharma companies together

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merck and co merck and co merck and co

hi serp

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kris sure knows how to set an example

[COMMS OPEN if interested]

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i am not who i want to be

i probably will not ever be

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i don't think i've written a single bocpost here. listen to this song rn.

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here's a website i made a few years ago

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do you think Susie stares at like fish in tanks and just goes GLOOB GLOOB!!! and starts cackling maniacally

susie asks Kris if they think she could take various of the fish if they were the same size as her. every time they respond that she could and she nods

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Seeing the Papyrus Knight posts and just thinking This is how Biden could still win

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tadc analysis drops and it's about how glargle is actually gigglefart and blingle's guardian