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“dacre montgomery is the sexiest bitch alive” i say into the mic. the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame. “no, she's right” says a voice from the back of the room. the lights come on. it’s joe keery.

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joe keery always be looking like a school girl with a crush kicking his legs and twirling his hair and shit when he in interviews with dacre montgomery

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nancy, about steve and robin: they make a cute couple, huh

billy, who had been dating steve for 2 years and knows robin has a huge crush on nancy: they certainly are standing next to each other.

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Info About the 80's As Provided By My Dad, Who Graduated High School in 1987:

No boxers, no briefs, ONLY tighty-whiteys.

The Satanic Panic was something discussed primarily by adults to try and sway more voters toward Reagan.

EVERYONE had their ears pierced. Men, women, everyone. My Dad still wears his little diamond stud sometimes.

Crop tops and tube socks were a popular combo for high school and college guys.

Long hair was masculine and having decent hygiene was a big deal.

You took a girl to the roller rink on the first date to show off and then to the drive-in on the second date if she wanted to make out.

Here are some good metal bands to include in your fics: Judas Priest, Queensryche, Slayer, Ozzy, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Metallica, Saxon, Scorpions, Ratt, Quiet Riot, Joan Jett, Pat Benetar, and Alice Cooper.

Vinyl cost between $1 and $4 on average.

Minimum wage was around $3.50.

Jorts for men. Good fuckin' lord the cutoff jorts for men...

The stoners knew everyone and everything.

If you're writing a fic or making art and have any questions for Mark about your Historical Accuracy, please feel free to send me an ask and I'll text him.

He thinks this is fun.

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Summon the suit!

BONUS

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Please reply to this post if you know one of the fics mentioned in this ask. Thank you so much in advance!

Anonymous 1 asked:

Do you happen to know this one where steve and bucky are successively de-aged to young adults? P sure baby Steve is just extremely Thirsty and baby Bucky is super paranoid that the whole experience is some kind of trap, and that they sort of ambiguously remember the experience in the past even though they shouldn’t? Thanks for all your reccing work :)

Anonymous 2 asked:

Hi! I’m looking for a work that Bucky goes to a war but Steve doesnt. Bucky still MIA. But then he come home and I think it was Christmas time? Do you know that fiction? Thank you!

Anonymous 3 asked:

Hi :) I’m looking for a fiction that Steve say Bucky’s trigger words as a story to make a positive effect. It stuck in my head like 2 months and I can’t find it. Thank you!

Anonymous 4 asked:

Hi, I have a question, I’m looking for a fic and what I still know is extremely vague, so I already apologize and thank you, even if you can’t find it.

It was a shrunkyclunks one, if I remember correctly, and there was a scene where Steve came home and just picked Bucky and and blew him while he was standing.

Anonymous 5 asked:

Hi! Thank you for everything you do I was wondering if you knew of a fic where Bucky hates the metal arm and then he and Steve go on a road trip with Steve’s motorcycle. I think there’s a part where they go to a sex toy shop and Steve wears a dildo on the bike and they pull over to a rest stop and do it in a bathroom? I read it like a year ago and can’t find it. I’m sorry I know I didn’t explain it vey well. Thanks anyways!

Anonymous 6 asked:

Hi, I’ve been trying to find a Stucky fic I’ve read a couple times over the years (why have I not bookmarked it?!) in which: (1) the plane the Avengers are on crashes, (2) Clint is abducted at some point (possibly during the plane crash) and has to be rescued, (3) said rescue is the point at which the others learn Clint and Natasha are married, (4) there’s an army of clones being developed, and (5) at some point near the end, Bucky thinks Steve’s been killed, but it was actually a clone. Thanks!

Anonymous 7 asked:

Hi I looked all through the avengers friendship tag but I can’t find this fic I read a while ago, about Bucky going to Asgard with thor to recover rather than wakanda? Bucky has his own little hut and he helps look after some alien dog things and I’m pretty sure it’s stucky endgame. Hope you can help!

Anonymous 8 asked:

hi, i’m looking for a fic where bucky really wants to get married, but steve doesn’t at all. there’s a bit of miscommunication and then bucky tells steve he wants to get married, and steve doesn’t agree so they break up. i’m pretty sure that bucky’s dad has a heart attack or something and bucky and his siblings have to look after their dad and bucky’s siblings partners are useless. i’m pretty sure bucky goes out and when he comes back, steve’s at his house and they get together again

Anonymous 9 asked:

I’m looking for a fwb fic set in the Tower? I remember Steve suggested to Bucky they should do the whole fwb thing while they were out on a balcony, and Bucky reading up a list of suggestions/how to do fwb after the first time they slept together and realised they’d done it completely wrong (bc they’d stayed in the same bed/cuddled etc)

Anonymous 10 asked:

Hi! It’s just bucky’s pov I think and him searching for the right word to describe steve, starts where they’re both in a park and steve does(?) a flower chain thing for him. Thanks!

Anonymous 11 asked:

Hi! Mob au, one chapter long, infamous bucky, small gang steve with a debt, always watching him at some bar then one night stand, d/s undertones, hopeful ending? Thank you

skarabrae-stone asked:

I was wondering if you could help me find a fic; I’ve searched Ao3 but can’t find it. Bucky is in the UK (I think recovering from injury?) during WWII, and after Steve crashes the plane he washes up on the shore and Bucky finds him. I can’t remember if they know each other previously or not, but Steve ends up staying with Bucky while he recovers and there’s a lot of pining. They share an apartment at one point, and Steve has to go back to the front for a while. Thanks!

Anonymous 12 asked:

hi! im looking for a modern au fic where bucky comes into steve’s office wearing only panties and star-shaped nipple clamps under a coat. i’ve been after it for a while and had no success finding it. thanks for the help!

holyhecka asked:

Hi! I’m looking for a fic I started ages ago - it starts with Bucky being experimented on in ww2 and follows him over the years as different people run Hydra. Alex Pierce takes over, Bucky eventually escapes and is taken in by a crackhouse (?) before finding Rogers and starting to heal. Bit hard to describe but I hope it’s something

Anonymous 13 asked:

Hey! Do you know a fic where Steve and Bucky goes to a bar and Bucky got drunk. Bucky thought Steve someone else and they have sex and later he learn he had sex with Steve. Thank you!

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sam: barnes why is your hair always a mess

bucky, who does his hair immaculately every morning: 🙂

steve, who cannot keep his stupid giant banana fingers to himself: 🤡

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he will lick you steve!

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chris evans: sorry guys, i will only come back to the mcu if you let me kiss sebastian stan on the mouth...

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Benedict Cumberbatch and Elizabeth Olsen discussing the most handsome superheroes in the MCU

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Imagine being a hundred year old vampire with power expanding that of the human imagination with three daughters who are essentially the living testament of mortal destruction and you all live in a big fucking castle who’s contractor killed himself because of how diabolical it was and y’all all get killed by this man

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Oof sorry if my other ask was confusing, I was thinking of how as Ethan gets better control of the mold, he starts to grow wings like Miranda as well. As for why I didn’t specify all this before, uhhhmm my square brain and it’s short attention span

I see. I did think of possible mold monster Ethan side effects of the mold marking him the primary host but I’m not sure they’d be canon.

Appearance

Arms (up to his elbow) look like he dipped them in oil. Black and constantly wriggling similar to the mold monsters in re7

Also hands bigger and wider, more claw like. Always curved, imagine like a raptors

He’d gain some height, maybe a whole foot and it would disorient him. Also it isn’t like a natural gain, it like stretches him up

Is that muscle or just packed mold? Either way he looks more stocky.

Teeth get sharper and bigger. It would almost look like he is always baring his teeth.

Would stand on his haunches more like the lycans

Eyes are more circle like. Wider/bigger and mold is creeping in in the whites. Pupil completely black

If anything he wouldn’t have wings. Maybe protective spikes or the tendrils like Miranda had.

Abilities/Behavior

I based his mold transformation off of the lycans and raptors. Both because the mold monster in 7 just remind me of dinosaurs and lycans are wolves and Ethan does anything for his pack family

As such he is more willing to get physical and is easily infuriated at threats to him/his family

Carnivore. Will try to eat live animals and has a tolerance to rotting meat. Can’t taste the difference but has a preference for something warm

Will zone out and try to carry Rose by the scruff of her shirt or carry her with his back tendrils. Mia does not like this

Nocturnal and has a lot more stamina. Runs around more on all fours.

Bossy. The mold made him the leader and sometimes it overrides his mind and gets upset when not listened to. (Like if the lords were fighting and didn’t stop if he asked)

Growls and clicks. Maybe some hissing. Voice is a lot more gravely.

Shirts are a wildcard. The tendrils could rip through and ruin them so he rarely wears em anymore. Pants stay on.

If I made any of this canon this would be down the line and very much a bad thing.

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tony has been building up his parental energies for the last 2.5 avengers films and i know we all think he’s the dad now but. BUT. steve is the actual dad of the avengers because he’s emotionally reserved, holds everyone to an impossible double standard and he abandoned his family the MINUTE his high school ex showed up

tony isn’t the dad tony is a single mom just trying his best thanks for coming to my ted talk

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dr strange after watching the fucking sky transform back to what it looked like 3000 years ago on a random ass night right after he breaks the multiverse to help some random ass kid get into college, came back from being gone for 5 years, witnessed that redhead chick break reality and hold a town captive for like a week while forcing the citizens into sitcom roles, fighting thanos like twice, and not knowing which fuckhead is messing with the stability of space and time and reality THIS time:

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I don’t know why, but I’m dying to see Marc go to the museum Steven worked at (hoping it might be a way to bring him back because “come on, Steven. It’s your world here” and because it’s where Steven started building a life of his own) and meet Donna and she’s all judgy because he’s been fired, and he’s a loser - “what you doing here, stevie?”

And it irks Marc because he knows it irks Steven too. “It’s Steven. With a V”, he replies, with a look that she never saw in Steven before, and that prevents her from snapping back.

(And when Steven’s back, Marc tells him he’s got a surprise for him. And he takes them to the museum and Steven’s all like, ah, mate come on, I don’t really wanna go back here, it still hurts you know, wound’s still fresh, anyway, seems dull after everything that happened, but Marc enters and takes a badge that reads “Steven Grant - Tour Guide”

Wait, what is this?, Steven says as Marc pins it on his shirt. Marc, what did you do?

“It’s the job you wanted, isn’t it?”

I mean, yeah, it’s the job I dreamed of, but-

“I swear I didn’t kill nor torture anyone for this”, Marc says.

… threatened?

“Just a little. C’mon, you deserve it. They’ll realise soon enough that they’re lucky to have you.” Just like I did, he keeps to himself.

All ready, Marc puts himself in front of the mirror. “Alright, you’re up. Do your thing.”

“Cheers, thanks a lot.” Steven says, and the first thing he does is touch his new badge with a smile.)

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Bucky, in Wakanda: Look Steve. I trained this chicken to talk!

Steve: Wow, let’s see

Bucky: What’s my name?

Chicken: Buck

Bucky: What’s a male deer?

Chicken: Buck

Bucky: How much is 200 pennies?

Chicken: Buck buck

Steve: This is stupid

Bucky: It gets better

Chicken: It gets way better, Steve