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the absolute funniest plot of nbc hannibal is the fact that the fbi is looking for a serial killer that is highly skilled in evading the police and has been killing for decades in multiple countries, and then they hired a guy who showed up to work like this every day to catch him.

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Boys' night! (guts you in my kitchen)

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We talk about will being a man whore all the time but lets not forget about the man himself: hannibal lecter. Like how down bad do you have to be to wear SILK BRIEFS the day you planned to run away with sad wet rag puppy dog eyes fbi man hmm?? 🤨 Stupid cannibalistic fruit.

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I realised I never posted the finished version of this so it’s kinda old but oh well ✋✋✋

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"pathetic" is almost the hottest thing a man can be, second only to "in pain"

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the autopsy team in every hannibal episode:

will graham:

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Incredible that Will Graham was in his 30s popping pain killers not because he was tired from the midlife crisis late night clubbing era, but because he was trying to dull his psychosexual urges for his therapist who was using his super power sniffers to gauge if he should add more salt and pepper on him when he wasn't looking.

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immediately showering and furiously washing the blood off my hands after stabbing someone, not because i feel any guilt or remorse for what i did but because i have sensory issues

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tfw it’s daylight savings time again

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he’s a 10 but he can’t stop performing medical malpractice

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I’m losing my mind at the implications that this show was so gay that two men kissing wasn’t going to add to it’s gayness 

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in the club getting psychosexual

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I'm on pinterest purely for these kinds of comments